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Joshua G · 07-06-2015, 12:36 PM

I remember the real colonel. sad to see him converted into buffoon.

The Porn Nerd · 07-06-2015, 12:38 PM

Oh thank you for posting this! It made me sick the first few times I saw those ads. They are creepy as fuck and I can't tell if it's like Darryl Hammond from SNL doing a 'comedy' thing or just bad acting. Either way it's disturbing as fuck.

(Almost as bad as that Old Spice commercial with the moms not letting their sons go....LOL)

BlackCrayon · 07-06-2015, 12:42 PM

is that Darrell Hammond?

TisMe · 07-06-2015, 12:47 PM

Seems odd to me to re-create a real person like they are.

The new one isn't funny, or poignant, or even reminiscent of the original.

No clue what the hell their intention is.

Sure doesn't make me want chicken.

StinkyPink · 07-06-2015, 01:11 PM

Count me in.

okok · 07-06-2015, 01:14 PM

I love Darrell Hammond but his portrayal is bad. He sounds like Dr. Evil attempting, and failing, at a southern accent, which is stunning considering how talented he is.

He should have gone full-on Foghorn Leghorn, I say, I say.

dyna mo · 07-06-2015, 01:21 PM

the 1st time i saw the ad i literally blurted out "what a phony!"

we've been getting our fried chicken down at Von's these days anyway. they make a tasty bird and it's $6.99 for 7 pieces. on sale it's $5.99

MrBottomTooth · 07-06-2015, 01:23 PM

All they're missing is some blacks in the background with nothing on but jean coveralls and a piece of straw hanging out of their mouths doing a little jig around a watermelon. Creepy ad.

rhon23 · 07-06-2015, 01:26 PM

it's just creepy

CDSmith · 07-06-2015, 02:03 PM

Christ that's bad. What's next, auditions for a new 'Dave' at Wendy's?

Haven't had Colonel Clucks in a couple of years now. Believe it or not SAFEWAY has some pretty great fried chicky. 9 pieces for $9 bucks when on sale. And they're not skrawny pieces like KFC.

brassmonkey · 07-06-2015, 02:17 PM

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escorpio · 07-06-2015, 02:40 PM

Fuck that cracker! I buy my fried chicken from genuine negroes!

epitome · 07-06-2015, 02:41 PM

This doesn't even register on my radar.

I cannot even remember the last time I had KFC.

Their food sucks and I've always wondered how they've managed to stay in business.

Popeyes or bust.

TCLGirls · 07-06-2015, 02:47 PM

Black people know their bird. If you are in a new place and don't know where to get the best fried chicken, just ask a black person. He will set you straight.

brassmonkey · 07-06-2015, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TCLGirls

Black people know their bird. If you are in a new place and don't know where to get the best fried chicken, just ask a black person. He will set you straight.

brassmonkey · 07-06-2015, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Fuck that cracker! I buy my fried chicken from genuine negroes!

and they are respectful right? i had popeyes last week was nasty! i'll be up north soon

CDSmith · 07-06-2015, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCLGirls

Black people know their bird. If you are in a new place and don't know where to get the best fried chicken, just ask a black person. He will set you straight.

Best post in thread.

ErectMedia · 07-06-2015, 03:27 PM

He's like most sequels never as good as the original.

Robbie · 07-06-2015, 03:53 PM

We fucking hate that commercial. It's just horrible.

On a side note...I actually met the REAL Col. Sanders!

It was in the late 1960's, my dad took me to Ft. Hesterly Armory in Tampa, Fla. to see Dory Funk Jr. win the NWA World title that night.
After the matches we stopped at a restaurant to have something to eat...and Col. Sanders walked in!

Everybody was getting his autograph and I ran over and he shook my hand.

It was kinda cool.

But this new commercial is just fucking horrible. The real Col. Sanders was nothing like the horrible version they are portraying now.
And I don't think it's helping their brand at all.

JFK · 07-06-2015, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rhon23

it's just creepy

creepy , good ?

newB · 07-06-2015, 04:10 PM

Glad to see it isn't just me.

blackmonsters · 07-06-2015, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua G

I remember the real colonel. sad to see him converted into buffoon.

dAfuCK!!!

brassmonkey · 07-06-2015, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

dAfuCK!!!

dont try to understand

Rochard · 07-06-2015, 06:11 PM

I don't eat fast food really....

Yesterday afternoon I was out of town when my wife's truck broke down and... With all of the traveling I suddenly discovered I hadn't eaten in hours and I was starved. She broke down at a Del Taco so.... I had my first fast food in like nine months - two chicken tacos. Wasn't half bad.

The Porn Nerd · 07-06-2015, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I don't eat fast food really....

Yesterday afternoon I was out of town when my wife's truck broke down and... With all of the traveling I suddenly discovered I hadn't eaten in hours and I was starved. She broke down at a Del Taco so.... I had my first fast food in like nine months - two chicken tacos. Wasn't half bad.

That's cause you were so starved even Del Taco tasted good. LOL
I bet you regretted it a few hours later. :D

Far-L · 07-06-2015, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

and they are respectful right? i had popeyes last week was nasty! i'll be up north soon

Hell yes. Run by good Church folks. After Ezell and his wife split he had to change the name to "Heaven Sent" but both are great.

I always order the gizzards and livers myself just because I still have a bit of that Mississippi mud running through my veins.

RandyRandy · 07-06-2015, 07:23 PM

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Just down the street from Rucker Park and just across the bridge from Yankee Stadium.

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Spunky · 07-06-2015, 08:40 PM

The commercials are kinda lame, nobody can replace the original

hottoddy · 07-06-2015, 09:36 PM

I'm not a KFC fan, but hope they are receiving backlash. They took one of the cooler, respected "real" fast food pioneers and turned him into an ass. Maybe they figure 'Merica is just retarded, doesn't remember the real Colonel (or both), and that another clown will help their bottom line.

MetaMan · 07-07-2015, 01:01 AM

What do you expect when your core audience is black? You have to talk to your audience like a stupid child.

"Oooo wee got cheeken jus like mammy usta make. Common down bos and try ma cheecken. Ooo weee."

This would be proceeded by col sanders spitting watermelon seeds and half naked white girls dancing in the back to subliminally draw them in.

Manfap · 07-07-2015, 01:16 AM

Appalled? It a fucking chicken advert.

Or are you devistated when you eat the last cookie?
Is it catastrophic when you run out of toothpaste?

$5 submissions · 07-07-2015, 01:41 AM

Times like these make me happy to be a vegan

AdultB2B · 07-07-2015, 01:49 AM

Are you freaking kidding me?

That looked more like a SNL skit!

Aka_Bluey · 07-07-2015, 03:30 AM

They might be doing something right, they have got people to talk about the ad...

blackmonsters · 07-07-2015, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

What do you expect when your core audience is black? You have to talk to your audience like a stupid child.

"Oooo wee got cheeken jus like mammy usta make. Common down bos and try ma cheecken. Ooo weee."

This would be proceeded by col sanders spitting watermelon seeds and half naked white girls dancing in the back to subliminally draw them in.

I'm pretty sure white people eat more KFC then blacks or the place wouldn't be in business
in this country.

pornguy · 07-07-2015, 06:07 AM

Not to worry. KFC will soon be sued over the white suit that he is wearing as it is proof of the white mans attempt to dominate the slaves.

bronco67 · 07-07-2015, 06:42 AM

For most people, the new Colonel Sanders ranks at about 10,000 on the list of shit they care about. They probably think more about why the word Colonel is spelled like that.

JuicyBunny · 07-07-2015, 07:36 AM

Hammond sounds like he just took a hit of nitrous and someone is twisting his sphincter at the same time.

KFC is not for me anymore. No thanks to green meat and pink slime.

Va2k · 07-07-2015, 08:04 AM

YES I really thought I maybe the only one that thought like that! IT sucks and a slap to the original COL. Sanders.

tonyparra · 07-09-2015, 12:30 AM

The only places that kfc still does well is truck stops and small towns without options. If they are the only game around for a few miles they do fine but if there are other options, blacks and whites skip them.

Relic · 07-09-2015, 01:17 AM

CaptainHowdy · 07-09-2015, 07:55 AM

I try to not be appalled by such trivial matters ...

GFED · 07-09-2015, 08:01 AM

KFC is like the MCD of chicken... prefer Church's or Popeye's

beerptrol · 07-09-2015, 08:27 AM

I'm appalled that people still eat that KFC shit!

pornstarlet-net · 07-09-2015, 08:43 AM

Anybody ever try Pioneer or Jim Dandy Fried Chicken?

Robbie · 07-09-2015, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra

The only places that kfc still does well is truck stops and small towns without options. If they are the only game around for a few miles they do fine but if there are other options, blacks and whites skip them.

That's weird, I live here in Vegas. There isn't anywhere else with as many dining options.

And yet there are KFC's all over town. And they do quite well. Matter of fact, I grab the $5 fill up deal for lunch sometimes. Couple of pieces of chicken, mashed potatoes, cookie, and a coke for 5 bucks is a pretty good deal for lunch.

TCLGirls · 07-09-2015, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pornstarlet-net

Anybody ever try Pioneer or Jim Dandy Fried Chicken?

You talking about Pioneer CHicken in LA? That was my all time favorite. Most locations got bought out by Popeyes in the early '90s. But a handful of independent locations still existed. The one on Sunset recently closed down and reopened as a Del Taco unfortunately. And the one in the mid-Wilshire district is FAKE, they do not use the original recipe. The only one I know still in existence is near Downtown LA.

I never had Jim Dandy but I remember the name.

EliteWebmaster · 07-09-2015, 08:43 PM

It doesn't surprise me at all. Yum inc who owns the KFC brand has run every single franchise it bought into the ground. They destroyed Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, KFC, A&W and Long John Silver. All were thriving businesses until Yum bought them.

tonyparra · 07-09-2015, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

That's weird, I live here in Vegas. There isn't anywhere else with as many dining options.

And yet there are KFC's all over town. And they do quite well. Matter of fact, I grab the $5 fill up deal for lunch sometimes. Couple of pieces of chicken, mashed potatoes, cookie, and a coke for 5 bucks is a pretty good deal for lunch.

Us hear in the midwest have better taste

The Porn Nerd · 07-09-2015, 10:12 PM

Hehe here in the ghetto where I live - excuse me, I mean el barrio - we've got Kennedy Fried Chicken. You know, the cheap KFC knock-off. Always dirty as fuck, greasy-looking and packed with people.

07-06-2015, 12:36 PM	#1
Joshua G dumb libs love censorship Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,198	anybody else appalled by the new colonel sanders? I remember the real colonel. sad to see him converted into buffoon.

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The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,510	Oh thank you for posting this! It made me sick the first few times I saw those ads. They are creepy as fuck and I can't tell if it's like Darryl Hammond from SNL doing a 'comedy' thing or just bad acting. Either way it's disturbing as fuck. (Almost as bad as that Old Spice commercial with the moms not letting their sons go....LOL) __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

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TisMe Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,719	Seems odd to me to re-create a real person like they are. The new one isn't funny, or poignant, or even reminiscent of the original. No clue what the hell their intention is. Sure doesn't make me want chicken.

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okok Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: LA Posts: 502	I love Darrell Hammond but his portrayal is bad. He sounds like Dr. Evil attempting, and failing, at a southern accent, which is stunning considering how talented he is. He should have gone full-on Foghorn Leghorn, I say, I say.

07-06-2015, 01:21 PM	#7
dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,941	the 1st time i saw the ad i literally blurted out "what a phony!" we've been getting our fried chicken down at Von's these days anyway. they make a tasty bird and it's $6.99 for 7 pieces. on sale it's $5.99

07-06-2015, 01:26 PM	#9
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epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	This doesn't even register on my radar. I cannot even remember the last time I had KFC. Their food sucks and I've always wondered how they've managed to stay in business. Popeyes or bust.

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TCLGirls Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: California Posts: 3,068	Black people know their bird. If you are in a new place and don't know where to get the best fried chicken, just ask a black person. He will set you straight.

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Robbie Leaner, Meaner, Faster Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 20,955	We fucking hate that commercial. It's just horrible. On a side note...I actually met the REAL Col. Sanders! It was in the late 1960's, my dad took me to Ft. Hesterly Armory in Tampa, Fla. to see Dory Funk Jr. win the NWA World title that night. After the matches we stopped at a restaurant to have something to eat...and Col. Sanders walked in! Everybody was getting his autograph and I ran over and he shook my hand. It was kinda cool. But this new commercial is just fucking horrible. The real Col. Sanders was nothing like the horrible version they are portraying now. And I don't think it's helping their brand at all. __________________ -Robbie ClaudiaMarie.Com

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hottoddy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: PacNorWest Posts: 3,048	I'm not a KFC fan, but hope they are receiving backlash. They took one of the cooler, respected "real" fast food pioneers and turned him into an ass. Maybe they figure 'Merica is just retarded, doesn't remember the real Colonel (or both), and that another clown will help their bottom line. __________________ - *** -

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JuicyBunny So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tokyo Red Light District Posts: 2,145	Hammond sounds like he just took a hit of nitrous and someone is twisting his sphincter at the same time. KFC is not for me anymore. No thanks to green meat and pink slime.

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