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brassmonkey · 08-28-2015, 04:44 PM

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An Arizona man arrested on alleged possession of meth apparently liked the jail in Maricopa County so much that he didn't want to leave.

David Spurlock, 29, was released on Wednesday for the drug charges, but caused trouble when he refused to vacate the premises, ABC15.com reports.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio told the station that officers forcibly escorted Spurlock away from the lock-up.

Police said when Spurlock was finally out of the jail, he ran to a marked semi-truck belonging to the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office and unsuccessfully attempted to start it up, according to the Associated Press.

"Maybe he liked the food so much, he thought he would take a truck load of my vegetarian meals with him," Arpaio said.

Officials said Spurlock told them he planned to sell the truck.

Spurlock is back in jail on a burglary charge and is being held without bond.

Inmate Gets Arrested Again After Refusing To Leave Jail

j3rkules · 08-28-2015, 04:56 PM

This fellow obviously has a substance-abuse problem and is communicating that very well. If he's a meth addict, just being put back out in the streets is a sure way to be strung out yet another time. There should be some hope that can be given to those who live in that world of drugs and misery.

brassmonkey · 08-28-2015, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jerkules

This fellow obviously has a substance-abuse problem and is communicating that very well. If he's a meth addict, just being put back out in the streets is a sure way to be strung out yet another time. There should be some hope that can be given to those who live in that world of drugs and misery.

you would think they would have a forced recovery program. maybe 90 days in a proper program. in patient

SilentKnight · 08-28-2015, 06:01 PM

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brassmonkey · 08-28-2015, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

If only there was an affiliate program for white trash promotion - assdonkey could subsidize his sig revenues.

why is he trash? fuking tool!

SilentKnight · 08-28-2015, 06:31 PM

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why is he trash? fuking tool!

My bad.

He's a fine example of society's pillars. No burden to the taxpayer. An upstanding contributor to the community.

Please update us when he's a nominee for the Nobel Prize.

mineistaken · 08-29-2015, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

If only there was an affiliate program for white trash promotion - assdonkey could subsidize his sig revenues.

mineistaken · 08-29-2015, 07:55 AM

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My bad.

You are both right. Mr. Monkey judged by black standards, which are a bit lower in terms who is trash and who is quality.

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