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2MuchMark · 09-23-2015, 11:31 PM

I can't sleep, so this:

EngineCash · 09-24-2015, 12:47 AM

Hahahah, looking good...

bns666 · 09-24-2015, 02:18 AM

j3rkules · 09-24-2015, 03:08 AM

Those were the days...

Cash4Members · 09-24-2015, 03:16 AM

kane · 09-24-2015, 04:49 AM

That last one reminds me of something I once heard while riding the tram. There was a guy sitting about 10 feet in front of me. A woman got on who looked like she hadn't bathed in a while. She stood right next to him. After a few minutes he said something to her that I couldn't hear and it pissed her off (I'm assuming that he asked her move). He then exclaimed, "Bitch, your taco smells like Charlie Tuna up and died in it! I can smell it from three feet away!"

L-Pink · 09-24-2015, 05:28 AM

I like the one about a stinky pussy.

J. Falcon · 09-24-2015, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I like the one about a stinky pussy.

It's the best one.

Zuzana Designs · 09-24-2015, 05:45 AM

How to be a good wife from the 50's.

1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ? on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

3. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.

4. Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.

5. Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of washer, dryer, dishwasher or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him.

6. Some Don'ts: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he's late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day.

7. Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.

8. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.

10. The goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax.

Relic · 09-24-2015, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

How to be a good wife from the 50's.

1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal — on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

3. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.

4. Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.

5. Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of washer, dryer, dishwasher or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him.

6. Some Don'ts: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he's late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day.

7. Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.

8. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.

10. The goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax.

Printing this

L-Pink · 09-24-2015, 06:05 AM

I had a girlfriend ask me to see things from her point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window.

Spunky · 09-24-2015, 06:15 AM

When it wasn't uncommon for the wife to get a backhand once in awhile

amvcdotcom · 09-24-2015, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

I can't sleep, so this:

he likes to read. i bet he's an intellectual. oh wait...looks like his book has pictures in them

CaptainHowdy · 09-24-2015, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

When it wasn't uncommon for the wife to get a backhand once in awhile

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Best-In-BC · 09-24-2015, 07:01 AM

My wife didnt think it was funny, lol

J. Falcon · 09-24-2015, 07:02 AM

2MuchMark · 09-24-2015, 07:52 AM

SpicyM · 09-24-2015, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I had a girlfriend ask me to see things from her point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window.

dyna mo · 09-24-2015, 08:04 AM

women have come a long way since the 50s

SekobA · 09-24-2015, 02:19 PM

Huge difference loll

Itchy · 09-24-2015, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

I can't sleep, so this:

brassmonkey · 09-24-2015, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I like the one about a stinky pussy.

if you like aged fish

Lykos · 09-24-2015, 03:59 PM

Not looking bad at all !

Tom.K · 09-24-2015, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

I can't sleep, so this:

vitamins or amphetamines?

Struggle4Bucks · 09-24-2015, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I had a girlfriend ask me to see things from her point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window.

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	That last one reminds me of something I once heard while riding the tram. There was a guy sitting about 10 feet in front of me. A woman got on who looked like she hadn't bathed in a while. She stood right next to him. After a few minutes he said something to her that I couldn't hear and it pissed her off (I'm assuming that he asked her move). He then exclaimed, "Bitch, your taco smells like Charlie Tuna up and died in it! I can smell it from three feet away!"

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Zuzana Designs All Your Design Needs Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: [email protected] Posts: 20,789	How to be a good wife from the 50's. 1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ? on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed. 2. Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift. 3. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too. 4. Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. 5. Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of washer, dryer, dishwasher or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him. 6. Some Don'ts: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he's late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day. 7. Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind. 8. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first. 9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax. 10. The goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax. __________________ Website Design - Consulting - Development sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work Need a SFW landing page or tour for age verification?

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