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Rob · 09-25-2015, 07:03 AM

And think to yourself, "damn, I dodge a bullet on that one!"

My high school sweetheart cheated on me, and left me for her manager at Bennigan's 20 something years ago. I went through years of heartbreak, anguish, countless back and forth phone calls, with the "you'll always be my soulmate but..." bullshit conversations. Even though I moved on, there's always that little black scar...until. I saw her on Facebook and now she's fat as fuck, miserable, living off state cheese, and raising three kids from four different fathers.

Suck it, you fat cunt!

SuckOnThis · 09-25-2015, 07:13 AM

Rob · 09-25-2015, 07:24 AM

j3rkules · 09-25-2015, 07:28 AM

Rochard · 09-25-2015, 09:42 AM

The last woman I dated before meeting my wife never made it to Facebook. I did come across her on one of our dating sites at Dating Factory, which I found amusing.

The chick I dated before that.... The break up went badly and I didn't see her for years - like fifteen years. We had a friend in common and she died recently, so I ran into her at the funeral. I had just lost fifty pounds, and I was there with my wife who has just lost a lot of weight and was looking good too. When I saw her at the funeral I just had to laugh - she was freaking huge, looked horrible, and her husband wasn't any better. She told me all about her daughter who went from a full college scholarship ride to prison for drugs in a matter of six months.

Yeah, I have no regrets there.

suesheboy · 09-25-2015, 09:58 AM

All of my serious ex's I am friends with on facebook.

One who was the hottest IMHO turned into what now looks like an old man. No drug, No Drinking. No hard life. Just weird. I was mesmerized by her looks looks (Princess Di like) and let the "ice princess" get away with more than I should because of her looks. Glad I dumper her.

Vendzilla · 09-25-2015, 12:58 PM

I'm still friends with 3 ex's, funny thing is I haven't seen any of them in over 20 years, but because of FaceBook, we chat sometimes. All three are married, one to a woman in Florida.

Paul Markham · 09-25-2015, 02:17 PM

A couple of the girls i dated have facebook profiles. Strange seeing them now as Mum's. Still friends with all of them.

CaptainHowdy · 09-25-2015, 02:31 PM

An aging woman is always a bullet worth dodging ...

Lonny · 09-25-2015, 03:03 PM

Seen two just the other day. Surprised one of them still looks the same after 22 years no kids, looks great for 40.
The other had kids when I meet her she's just bigger now.

I can say were just friends in life not on social. Probably piss me off with endless ranting on life situations and I rather not know about any of it, I tell my own family on there to fuck off with all that shit as it is.

Scott McD · 09-25-2015, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

And think to yourself, "damn, I dodge a bullet on that one!"

My high school sweetheart cheated on me, and left me for her manager at Bennigan's 20 something years ago. I went through years of heartbreak, anguish, countless back and forth phone calls, with the "you'll always be my soulmate but..." bullshit conversations. Even though I moved on, there's always that little black scar...until. I saw her on Facebook and now she's fat as fuck, miserable, living off state cheese, and raising three kids from four different fathers.

Suck it, you fat cunt!

SilentKnight · 09-25-2015, 03:46 PM

This is only one of the reasons Facebook ain't such a good thing.

When you marry someone and grow old together...the aging isn't as noticeable 'cuz its gradual.

But seeing ex's from old relationships after much time has passed...is almost always a shock. Greying hair, weight gain, crow's feet...all that fucks with your mental snapshot of how they used to look.

Not to say it doesn't happen...but rarely do they age gracefully...or become more physically beautiful as time wears on.

Facebook sometimes ruins good memories.

09-25-2015, 07:03 AM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,310	Ever see an ex-girlfirend on Facebook? And think to yourself, "damn, I dodge a bullet on that one!" My high school sweetheart cheated on me, and left me for her manager at Bennigan's 20 something years ago. I went through years of heartbreak, anguish, countless back and forth phone calls, with the "you'll always be my soulmate but..." bullshit conversations. Even though I moved on, there's always that little black scar...until. I saw her on Facebook and now she's fat as fuck, miserable, living off state cheese, and raising three kids from four different fathers. Suck it, you fat cunt!

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,873	The last woman I dated before meeting my wife never made it to Facebook. I did come across her on one of our dating sites at Dating Factory, which I found amusing. The chick I dated before that.... The break up went badly and I didn't see her for years - like fifteen years. We had a friend in common and she died recently, so I ran into her at the funeral. I had just lost fifty pounds, and I was there with my wife who has just lost a lot of weight and was looking good too. When I saw her at the funeral I just had to laugh - she was freaking huge, looked horrible, and her husband wasn't any better. She told me all about her daughter who went from a full college scholarship ride to prison for drugs in a matter of six months. Yeah, I have no regrets there. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	A couple of the girls i dated have facebook profiles. Strange seeing them now as Mum's. Still friends with all of them. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	This is only one of the reasons Facebook ain't such a good thing. When you marry someone and grow old together...the aging isn't as noticeable 'cuz its gradual. But seeing ex's from old relationships after much time has passed...is almost always a shock. Greying hair, weight gain, crow's feet...all that fucks with your mental snapshot of how they used to look. Not to say it doesn't happen...but rarely do they age gracefully...or become more physically beautiful as time wears on. Facebook sometimes ruins good memories.