News Twitter: stripper story blowing up

[ilnjscb]

If this shit is true - I feel sorry for white people

The internet can?t get enough of Zola?s story about a wild weekend in Florida

I already know Florida is this fucked up - GFY detectives, do the people pictured really exist?

[Twitter]

twitter is fake

[Mediamix]

I just read the story on Imgur.. Those last pictures should be them.

Stripper story on Imgur

[L-Pink]

Tampa

[Robbie]

I knew the story was b.s. when she got to the part where she didn't take a couple of hours getting a shower, shaving her shit, and getting her makeup on.

Then the story went all the way down, when she claimed that after she made $800 she was ready to go.

She is definitely not in the category of girls who make $800 at the club. Not even close.

[ilnjscb]

Originally Posted by Robbie

I knew the story was b.s. when she got to the part where she didn't take a couple of hours getting a shower, shaving her shit, and getting her makeup on.

Then the story went all the way down, when she claimed that after she made $800 she was ready to go.

She is definitely not in the category of girls who make $800 at the club. Not even close.

I thought so too but if she does extras she could - and she probably does .... I just wonder if those facebook accounts are real

[Rob]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Tampa

My thoughts exactly.

I honest to God tried to muscle through this, but when I got to, "I said "jarrett calm down. Please" this white nigga starts PUNCHING HIMSELF!!!! Like crazy people do dawg!! I was like OH HELLLL NAWLLL" -- the dry heaves forced me to quit reading. This shit will literally make you go full retard.

[CaptainHowdy]

Sounds like Rob's jive phase ...

[SilentKnight]

Originally Posted by Rob

My thoughts exactly.

I honest to God tried to muscle through this, but when I got to, "I said "jarrett calm down. Please" this white nigga starts PUNCHING HIMSELF!!!! Like crazy people do dawg!! I was like OH HELLLL NAWLLL" -- the dry heaves forced me to quit reading. This shit will literally make you go full retard.

I got halfway down the first page and gave up trying to decipher the ebonics crap.

[Mediamix]

Originally Posted by Robbie

I knew the story was b.s. when she got to the part where she didn't take a couple of hours getting a shower, shaving her shit, and getting her makeup on.

Then the story went all the way down, when she claimed that after she made $800 she was ready to go.

She is definitely not in the category of girls who make $800 at the club. Not even close.

Spot on!

[Robbie]

Plus anyone who has ever worked in the strip club side of the adult industry can flat tell you that "No"...girls don't just drive in to town and start working at the club in the top time slots. The other girls would mutiny.

There is ALWAYS a set schedule. The top girls at the club get the prime time hours.
And you don't just make $800 and "decide" to go home. No way. Businesses don't run like that.

What would really happen: That non-descript cute girl would walk in. The manager would tell her to come back during the day when there's not much going on and he would audition her onstage and then let her know. Then she would get to come to work during the slow part of the day (since she's new).
Plus, the clubs these days are demanding "tip-out" at the beginning of the shift in a lot of clubs. So you have to shell out a hundred bucks or more each night when you walk in at some of the top clubs just to START working.

That story was definitely written by a guy (not a girl) who has been to strip clubs but has no idea on how they really work.

[deonbell]

Everything on reddit and twitter seems like some sort of marketing trick now.

[ilnjscb]

Washington Post did an article, most of this shit is real.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...zy-to-be-real/

[Rob]

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Washington Post did an article, most of this shit is real.

Got link?

[Ferus]

Dont care... there were boobs and im a simple man

[Penny24Seven]

Originally Posted by Robbie

Plus anyone who has ever worked in the strip club side of the adult industry can flat tell you that "No"...girls don't just drive in to town and start working at the club in the top time slots. The other girls would mutiny.

There is ALWAYS a set schedule. The top girls at the club get the prime time hours.
And you don't just make $800 and "decide" to go home. No way. Businesses don't run like that.

What would really happen: That non-descript cute girl would walk in. The manager would tell her to come back during the day when there's not much going on and he would audition her onstage and then let her know. Then she would get to come to work during the slow part of the day (since she's new).
Plus, the clubs these days are demanding "tip-out" at the beginning of the shift in a lot of clubs. So you have to shell out a hundred bucks or more each night when you walk in at some of the top clubs just to START working.

That story was definitely written by a guy (not a girl) who has been to strip clubs but has no idea on how they really work.

The girl I read it to was calling that shit out before I even said it LOL
She like no bitch just gonna walk in like that and if it's a dive you not making 800 when it is not even in season. That money is just coming back to town HAHA

[BIGTYMER]

Originally Posted by Ferus

Dont care... there were boobs and im a simple man

[j3rkules]

Story of the year...

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by Robbie

There is ALWAYS a set schedule. The top girls at the club get the prime time hours. And you don't just make $800 and "decide" to go home. No way. Businesses don't run like that..

Actually that is not true. Around here at 4 of the 5 area clubs, some of those things happen. You can leave early if you pay a fee to do so. If they are desperate for girls on particular nights, "freelancers" can call the club and come in. Some also have open auditions where people can just show up and work that night. I know 2 of the club owners personally, so it's more than just my observation in that regard.

Now, all of this being said, I would concede in places like Miami or Vegas where there is no shortage of women or strippers, this may not be the case. But in other areas of the country, it is very much possible for freelancers to pop in this way. Especially on open auditions and amateur nights. Depending on the time of year, often times clubs will need more dancers and be willing to take on some of these floaters.

[rogueteens]

Is there a short version, I cannot read whatever language those tweets are in.

[NatalieK]

Originally Posted by rogueteens

Is there a short version, I cannot read whatever language those tweets are in.

It's a massive read with hundreds of tweets. I'm wonder if she was tweeting while everything was going on

[ravenazrael]

The TRUTH Is Finally Revealed About Zola's Crazy Story! Find Out What's Fact & What's Fiction HERE! | PerezHilton.com

[ilnjscb]

Yeah seems like they did do some stripping, didn't do well, both went on backpage, the white bitch was actually helping the pimp procure girls, Jarret was actually a whiny bitch, pimp did get arrested, he actually did have a black woman, his fiance, helping him. The white bitch is co-culpable but she didn't do any time and wasn't punished. Her new cuck is a "rapper" (LOL) bitch boy defending her, she has a talent for finding them apparently.

Some non-scientific conclusions:

1. Strip clubs have low standards and don't do shit right
2. Backpage is a cesspool, as everyone knows
3. Black women are a sad lot, but they blame white people
4. White women are a sad lot, but they get away with it
5. White men are a sad lot. Probably why they're killing themselves
6. Black men are doing ok, until they get caught
7. Sex workers almost always say they do less than they do
8. People actually believe pimps, and are too stupid to just call police

[shake]

Seems like a typical Florida weekend.

Just missing some violence over fried chicken and maybe a goat and it would seem legit.

[bronco67]

Who could read or comprehend that babbling, half illiterate bullshit? Other tards who speak Tard-ese?

[$5 submissions]

Originally Posted by Robbie

I knew the story was b.s. when she got to the part where she didn't take a couple of hours getting a shower, shaving her shit, and getting her makeup on.

Then the story went all the way down, when she claimed that after she made $800 she was ready to go.

She is definitely not in the category of girls who make $800 at the club. Not even close.

Never underestimate the power of NICHE positioning.

Seemingly unattractive women (well, unattractive to guys with good eyesight and more than one brain cell) can be top sellers to the right crowd.

Case in point:

had a few of male fans who wanted to bone down

[Google Expert]

Originally Posted by bronco67

Who could read or comprehend that babbling, half illiterate bullshit? Other tards who speak Tard-ese?

i read the whole story

[JFK]

Originally Posted by Robbie

I knew the story was b.s. when she got to the part where she didn't take a couple of hours getting a shower, shaving her shit, and getting her makeup on.

Then the story went all the way down, when she claimed that after she made $800 she was ready to go.

She is definitely not in the category of girls who make $800 at the club. Not even close.