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Old 11-11-2015, 12:16 PM   #1
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Hilarious Customer Email

I received this email from my website today. I'm trying to figure out if it's a joke or real.

From: Lupe Guadalupe <[email protected]>
Subject: Need a website......

Message Body:
Jes, I contact ju to see if you make the website for me. I am mejicano luchadore , and a little person. I make the bideos of me having the sexy time with other mejicano lady midgets and with man midget too, so I have to have the website to make the pesos from the bideos. I can pay ju with bery good tamales, or with pesos from Mexico. You make website for this pleze?

Gracias - Lupe
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Old 11-11-2015, 12:22 PM   #2
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Midget sex is hot.

I wonder if male midgets have small penises. I mean, every thing else is smaller, right? They have smaller hands and smaller feet....
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Old 11-11-2015, 12:24 PM   #3
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Seems legit.

Take the tamales and run.
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Old 11-11-2015, 12:27 PM   #4
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Old 11-11-2015, 12:37 PM   #5
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Ask Lupè to send pics of her tamales.
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Old 11-11-2015, 12:39 PM   #6
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yes be specific about the tamales being fresh
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Old 11-11-2015, 12:40 PM   #7
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Seems legit.

Take the tamales and run.
You mean:

Take the Tamales and get the runs.
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Old 11-11-2015, 01:02 PM   #8
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Midget sex is hot.

I wonder if male midgets have small penises. I mean, every thing else is smaller, right? They have smaller hands and smaller feet....
It is a little gay to have those thoughts, about other men's penises, but oh well, to each their own...
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Old 11-11-2015, 01:16 PM   #10
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Damn looks like midget men do have bigger cocks then I thought. Latina Angela Gets Midget Cock - XVIDEOS.COM
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