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MetaMan · 12-05-2015, 09:38 AM

When converting to ISLAM do you cover your wife in a burka before or after you take away her driving privileges?

I don't want to mix this up.

EonBlue · 12-05-2015, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

When converting to ISLAM do you cover your wife in a burka before or after you take away her driving privileges?

I don't want to mix this up.

It goes in this order:

- take away her driving privileges
- beat the shit out of her
- force sex on her
- beat the shit out of her some more
- cover her in a burka to cover up all of the bruises
- parade her down the street ten paces behind you to let everyone see what a nice muslim lady she is

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MetaMan · 12-05-2015, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by EonBlue

It goes in this order:

- take away her driving privileges
- beat the shit out of her
- force sex on her
- beat the shit out of her some more
- cover her in a burka to cover up all of the bruises
- parade her down the street ten paces behind you to let everyone see what a nice muslim lady she is

.

10 paces? frig i thought it was 15. I'm not so good at this!

k0nr4d · 12-05-2015, 10:46 AM

ilnjscb · 12-05-2015, 11:01 AM

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MetaMan · 12-05-2015, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I don't believe this. The terrorists would see his beard and automatically accept him as a brother into ISLAM.

dyna mo · 12-05-2015, 11:05 AM

before

k0nr4d · 12-05-2015, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I don't believe this. The terrorists would see his beard and automatically accept him as a brother into ISLAM.

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Rob · 12-05-2015, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

before

She's 6' 3"? Damn!

MetaMan · 12-05-2015, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

before

That's racist! How dare they make her sound like a "Class D" citizen!

dyna mo · 12-05-2015, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob

She's 6' 3"? Damn!

they must be counting the burka!

SomeCreep · 12-05-2015, 11:36 AM

You know what the reasoning is behind the burka? That Muslim women are so beautiful, they shouldn't even be seen by anyone but their husband. Smh.

poncabare · 12-05-2015, 11:42 AM

Goat fuckers

Sarn · 12-05-2015, 12:16 PM

iSpyCams · 12-05-2015, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

You know what the reasoning is behind the burka? That Muslim women are so beautiful, they shouldn't even be seen by anyone but their husband. Smh.

I thought it was because muslims have so little impulse control it's the only way they can refrain from raping them on site.

MetaMan · 12-05-2015, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

I thought it was because muslims have so little impulse control it's the only way they can refrain from raping them on site.

LOL muslims only rape white women. What world do you live in?

j3rkules · 12-05-2015, 02:18 PM

Do not forget that you will get 72 virgins...

bronco67 · 12-05-2015, 03:12 PM

I used to think you were the biggest tool around here...but Johnny Clips has been making your usual dickhead threads like this look tame. Step up your game.

Sarn · 12-05-2015, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by jerkules

Do not forget that you will get 72 virgins...

Muslims can build harem

MetaMan · 12-05-2015, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I used to think you were the biggest tool around here...but Johnny Clips has been making your usual dickhead threads like this look tame. Step up your game.

Looks like i struck a cord with you calling out your mentality because your wives a teacher. Dont be sad. Its ok for some people to have a small penis and suck off govt tit.

clickity click · 12-05-2015, 04:12 PM

I am disgusted by this thread. So much race hate.

Fuck you all, Muslim's are cool. Some are fucking crazy true but don't smear an entire religion.

Fuck you all and mainly fuck Johnny B Clips. Fuck you Johnny, yeah, fuck you in the fucking ass you fucking fuck.

pimpmaster9000 · 12-05-2015, 06:06 PM

jhonny clips is the member of this board ISIS is most proud of...they want christian muslim relationships to deteriorate because peace is not in their interest...they need disillusioned fighters for their cause...intolerance grows and recruiting becomes easier ect...

Jhonny ISIS LOL but is too stupid to realize...now carry on blaming a religion for something it has nothing to do with

SilentKnight · 12-05-2015, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

before

Hope she used a different profile pic on Ashley Madison.

MiamiBoyz · 12-06-2015, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

I am disgusted by this thread. So much race hate.

Fuck you all, Muslim's are cool. Some are fucking crazy true but don't smear an entire religion.

Fuck you all and mainly fuck Johnny B Clips. Fuck you Johnny, yeah, fuck you in the fucking ass you fucking fuck.

CaptainHowdy · 12-06-2015, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Another reason to support islam's attitude towards women ...

baggg · 12-06-2015, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

I am disgusted by this thread. So much race hate.

Fuck you all, Muslim's are cool. Some are fucking crazy true but don't smear an entire religion.

Fuck you all and mainly fuck Johnny B Clips. Fuck you Johnny, yeah, fuck you in the fucking ass you fucking fuck.

Adult-biz · 12-06-2015, 09:04 AM

I`m absolutely not racist/prejudice however my wife works in the education/schooling sector and the number of alerts of Asian men hanging around London schools approaching teenagers (and younger) who try to lure them into their vehicles or make sexual comments is far far greater than non-Asian individuals.
Eastern Europeans and Afro-Caribbean also mentioned but the majority of alerts are Asian.

Paul Markham · 12-06-2015, 03:06 PM

Research the last Black Man hung by a gang of White men to see how easy it is fro the stupid to be whipped up into a crazy mob bent on murder because of someone's race.

Shouldn't, glass houses, throw stones, people in. comes to mind here. And anyone claims this is different, point out the differences.

BettingMethodology spot on, there's been a lot of convictions of groups of Muslim men recently in the UK. The evidence pointed to the authorities ignoring the issue. Police, Social Services, Child Protection groups all turned a blind eye.

Under Sharia Law what the Muslims ARE doing, is allowed.

Paul Markham · 12-06-2015, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

jhonny clips is the member of this board ISIS is most proud of...they want christian muslim relationships to deteriorate because peace is not in their interest...they need disillusioned fighters for their cause...intolerance grows and recruiting becomes easier ect...

Jhonny ISIS LOL but is too stupid to realize...now carry on blaming a religion for something it has nothing to do with

There's a strong element in the Islam Hierarchy that hates the idea of Christians, Muslims, Jews, and Hindus getting along. They stage terrorist attacks and atrocities in order to cultivate hatred.

After the US-backed the Afghan Mujahideen in their war against Russian invasion. Who did those fighters go after once they had won? 9/11 was the culmination of a lot of attacks. Al-Queda was goading the US into attacking them.

In London, a terrorist attacked innocent people at a train station. Screaming "This is for Syria". Maybe he would like to tell us what that means.

Is he protesting about the numerous Islamic factions trying to kill each other off, because a few wealthy Arabs want the oil, Assad for killing any murderous group who opposes him, or the West for trying to stop the most ruthless of all Muslim terrorist groups killing 10,000s of other Muslims?

And anyone who thinks ISIS won't spread out of the ME, is insane.

And anyone who thinks Islam hasn't created its own Empires at the end of a gun or sword. Is stupid.

Tjeezers · 12-07-2015, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by baggg

That was actually pretty shocking

JasonCollins · 12-07-2015, 02:22 AM

When do you remove the clitoris? I thought this was a step?

eric_wahlberg · 12-07-2015, 02:53 AM

I don't think so that this religion is going to survive this century. All the world is becoming against them.

I

MiamiBoyz · 12-07-2015, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by eric_wahlberg

I don't think so that this religion is going to survive this century. All the world is becoming against them.

I

Fuck all those inbred goat fucking ragheads and fuck all the god worshiping sheep of any other cult such a christianity. They will be all be the end of mankind as you know it well BEFORE the end of the century.

I only wish that I would could be around to see then end of civilization thanks for stupid people like these.

Paul Markham · 12-07-2015, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by JasonCollins

When do you remove the clitoris? I thought this was a step?

Christians also do it. Google for more info.

And this highlights the real problem. It's not about religions, it's about culture/timeline.

Maybe as many as 95% of migrants are from a country that's still archaic compared to the country they're moving to. Be they Roman Catholics from S. America or Africa, Muslims from the ME or Africa, Hindus from Asia, and so on. They come from a country with a culture we present and past Europeans left behind 300 to 1,000 years ago.

They may have the Electricity, Internet, TV, etc. Their culture and religious beliefs are still back in Darker Times.

Even women covering their head when going into a church, a Father giving away his daughter in matrimony, comes from those darker times.

.How would Ben Shapiro defend separating males from females in Synagogues and their silly ceremonies? Such as male circumcision?

I think he's a hypocrite, when Jews still following the Ancient Laws, trying to take over other people's land.

Yes, it's far more complicated than one thinks.

RummyBoy · 12-07-2015, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by eric_wahlberg

I don't think so that this religion is going to survive this century. All the world is becoming against them.

You idiots must be the sole custom for this authors book:

A World Without Islam: Graham E. Fuller: 9780316041201: Amazon.com: Books

michael.kickass · 12-07-2015, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

before

She's hot!!

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