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Old 12-11-2015, 02:40 AM   #1
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What Do You Write In A 90 Year Old's Birthday Card?..
All my standard one liners seem inappropriate - Any ideas?....
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Old 12-11-2015, 02:41 AM   #2
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All my standard one liners seem inappropriate - Any ideas?....
"congrats to the winners ..."
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Old 12-11-2015, 02:44 AM   #3
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"congrats to the winners ..."
lol - I like that...
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Old 12-11-2015, 02:47 AM   #4
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"Happy birthday baddog. Hope your shingles get better"
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Old 12-11-2015, 02:50 AM   #5
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but seriously, depending on their sense of humour

"I may have Alzheimers but at least I don't have Alzheimers! Happy bday!"
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Old 12-11-2015, 02:57 AM   #6
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but seriously, depending on their sense of humour

"I may have Alzheimers but at least I don't have Alzheimers! Happy bday!"
lol - Nice, but she is too serious for that - My nan would have got it...
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Old 12-11-2015, 03:49 AM   #8
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From one old Queen to another. Best wishes.
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" I can't believe you're 90. You feel and act decades younger than you actually are. You must have been blessed with the spirit of someone half your age, Happy birthday!"
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Old 12-11-2015, 04:13 AM   #13
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All my standard one liners seem inappropriate - Any ideas?....
I thought you get a letter from a queen at 100?
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Old 12-11-2015, 04:24 AM   #14
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Perfect - I went with -

Congratulations on reaching this amazing milestone! Happy 90th birthday!
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Old 12-11-2015, 04:39 AM   #15
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"that's not cake in your diaper!

happy 90th gramps!"
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Old 12-11-2015, 06:34 AM   #17
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Congratulations on reaching this amazing milestone! Happy 90th birthday!
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Happy Birthday, Youre officially really fucking old.

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wow how time flies. It seems like just yesterday that you were 89. Happy birthday!
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