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Old 12-13-2015, 09:42 PM   #1
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"What a shame" his dad said.

A boy was born without a body, no arms, no legs, he was just a head.
So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him the pub for his first pint. He takes a sip and BOOM - his body pops out. "Take another sip!" everyone shouts, then BOOM - his arms pop out. "Another!" everyone chants, so he takes another sip and his legs pop out.
The boy is really happy and he runs outside in excitement and he's hit by an oncoming truck and killed instantly.

"What a shame" his dad said.


"He should have quit while he was ahead"
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Old 12-13-2015, 09:43 PM   #2
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Old 12-13-2015, 09:45 PM   #3
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Fucked up if true, OP


My prayers go out to his family
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Old 12-14-2015, 12:14 AM   #4
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heheh - that is Classic father-humor
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