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L-Pink · 12-21-2015, 01:51 PM

So I'm in El Paso dating this beautiful young Hispanic skank. Problem is she has a young child (who'd a guessed right) that always needs attention. As soon as I have mom tied to the bed the little bastard starts crying for something to eat or drink.

Today as I was walking thru Walmart I found the perfect solution.

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Mr Pheer · 12-21-2015, 01:53 PM

I got my grandkid one of those. He doesnt cry in the middle of the night, wanting to be fed anymore.

MaDalton · 12-21-2015, 01:53 PM

what works for rabbits and hamsters...

L-Pink · 12-21-2015, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

I got my grandkid one of those. He doesnt cry in the middle of the night, wanting to be fed anymore.

I'm thinking some Red Bull in the morning will have her crashing at night so mom and I can hit the bars.

420 · 12-21-2015, 01:59 PM

that's just not right...... if you put stew in there it will be cold before baby can finish

$money$ · 12-21-2015, 04:30 PM

Get the bitch to give the kid up for adoption

Penny24Seven · 12-21-2015, 05:03 PM

They work great, been on the market for years. Surprised it has taken so long to blow up

SilentKnight · 12-21-2015, 06:17 PM

lmao!

candyflip · 12-21-2015, 06:34 PM

They need them for school aged kids. I've heard "can I have a drink" about 50 times today.

bronco67 · 12-21-2015, 06:58 PM

Beautiful skank is a contradiction in terms.

How young is she? You can be her Crib Dribbler.

SpicyM · 12-21-2015, 07:33 PM

shake · 12-21-2015, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

how young is she? You can be her Crib Dribbler.

That is just wrong...

L-Pink · 12-22-2015, 09:34 AM

TheLegacy · 12-22-2015, 09:38 AM

Draw back as a parent of 4 is that you don't want to give them too much for weight but also if the milk curdles then they are more likely to puke in the crib. If it's maintained properly it has it benefits - plus knowing kids - they are going to play with the tiny ball in the feeder and flood the bed with formula/water before you know it.

Zuzana Designs · 12-22-2015, 09:44 AM

lolz

L-Pink · 12-22-2015, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Draw back as a parent of 4 is that you don't want to give them too much for weight but also if the milk curdles then they are more likely to puke in the crib. If it's maintained properly it has it benefits - plus knowing kids - they are going to play with the tiny ball in the feeder and flood the bed with formula/water before you know it.

The little bastard is hooked on energy drinks so spoiled milk isn't really a factor anymore.

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PornSEO · 12-22-2015, 09:53 AM

Yea its nice. LOL

_Richard_ · 12-22-2015, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Sednub997 · 12-22-2015, 10:00 AM

Does it have the same for mature

L-Pink · 12-22-2015, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Sednub997

Does it have the same for mature

I made some crib modifications to prevent escape when the future beauty queen gets a little bigger. The entire top perimeter of the crib has been reinforced with a metal frame that is connected to a car battery. When the little princess tries to escape she's given a gentle electric shock, which should discourage her from attempting to climb out of the crib.

I'm currently using a 12 volt car battery, but I'm thinking a higher-voltage battery can be used if she starts to get fat. (I'm working on an automatic Doritos feeder) Here's a picture of the setup, it's pretty sweet.

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C H R I S · 12-22-2015, 12:40 PM

"I really like that its made from recycled plastic syringes"

$money$ · 12-22-2015, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by C H R I S

"I really like that its made from recycled plastic syringes"

Matyko · 12-22-2015, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I made some crib modifications to prevent escape when the future beauty queen gets a little bigger. The entire top perimeter of the crib has been reinforced with a metal frame that is connected to a car battery. When the little princess tries to escape she's given a gentle electric shock, which should discourage her from attempting to climb out of the crib.

I'm currently using a 12 volt car battery, but I'm thinking a higher-voltage battery can be used if she starts to get fat. (I'm working on an automatic Doritos feeder) Here's a picture of the setup, it's pretty sweet.

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ommmmffffgggggggg

SAMANTAmax · 12-22-2015, 02:26 PM

I find it very practical

j3rkules · 12-23-2015, 05:23 AM

L-Pink · 12-25-2015, 12:03 PM

Just filled the little drooler's feeder with Baileys Irish Cream. That should hold until late tonight when we get home.

Merry Christmas !!!

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$money$ · 12-25-2015, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Just filled the little drooler's feeder with Baileys Irish Cream. That should hold until late tonight when we get home.

Merry Christmas !!!

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romeo22 · 12-26-2015, 05:28 AM

Nice olace to post babys staff

JuicyBunny · 12-26-2015, 07:12 AM

You gotta modify the feeder for burritos and sopes and once the vacuum cleaner is connected to the diaper you won't have to deal with her until her Quinceañera or wedding, whichever comes first.

L-Pink · 12-26-2015, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JuicyBunny

... until her Quinceañera or wedding, whichever comes first.

Pretty funny lol!

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