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The Porn Nerd · 12-20-2015, 12:25 AM

...is not with you.

FIDDY bad reviews.

2MuchMark · 12-20-2015, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta

how is it possible that they speak modern french in this movie ?

At least it wasn't Quebec French!

bmwracer41 · 12-20-2015, 03:20 PM

Sorry Rob...

Dont know you or George Lucas

But your way off point, this was a decent movie....At least in NY where the packed theatre clapped after it was over

Hans Solo in it for 10 minutes, did you fall asleep

Like Rocky, not easy to keep the effect of the first one but I was more then pleased...

Guys dont let this guy influence you

CandidHotties · 12-20-2015, 03:45 PM

As a Star Wars fan i must say i am very disapointed. They really fucked up this great
story this time. From no name actors to missing characters that were present in all previous movies.

These new addons to the franchise ( "actors" ) are the worst choice ever.

I mean...seriously now?

Some kind of "mini me" version of Darth Vader. This guy really looks like a full retard, acts as shit, and the list can go on. I really don't know what this guy done to get the part ( maybe sucking on some producers dicks )

Pretty decent acting on her, however i am sure they could have found a better one.

And this guy...well..no comment, because there's nothing to comment about it.Epic Fail

Except the special effects and some scenes that were alright..i never thought i could be so bored and waiting for this fucking movie to end. or at least something interesting to happen.

This movie is nothing what so many fans have been waiting. Where the fuck are the
characters that made us love the Star Wars Series
-No Yoda, No Jar Jar Binks, No Padmé, R2-D2 ( only couple of minutes ),C-3PO ( couple of minutes)

Overall: Epic Fail!

NatalieK · 12-20-2015, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Not bad at all, quite enjoyed it. 3D is awesome and we could have had more, such as from the pilots POV in the dogfight scenes, as were some of the backdrops created. Ford out acted the lot of them, that's to be expected. A couple of actors showed their inexperience.

It also has the same tongue in cheek angle.

The only complaint is the writing needs to have been better in getting it away from the set format of Death Star, Evil Ruler, Darth Vader, children who are related to main characters and re-inventing Luke as a girl. Her character and his are too similar. Though to be honest there are 100s of movies that seem to be written by a photocopier.

Well, worth the money, even some of those here to broke to go to the movies.

Watching the other trailers, DC Comics, Marvel and Warcraft spin-offs. This is far better. another case of photocopier instead of a team of writers.

Nice to hear your review, sounds more real to me

2MuchMark · 12-20-2015, 09:22 PM

She's a cutie.

ArtificialTraffic · 12-21-2015, 01:57 AM

Didn't see it but I'm pretty sure it's not as bad as Gangster squad.

Scott McD · 12-21-2015, 10:42 AM

Enjoyed it and now considering going back in a few days to watch it in 3D...

PR_Glen · 12-21-2015, 11:01 AM

was completely terrible! i mean what did it have to do with star wars? sure those 3 chipmunks could sing pretty well and it was a cute little story but seriously?? where are the jedi and space ships!!??

iSpyCams · 12-21-2015, 07:55 PM

the Troll is strong with this thread.

adultmobile · 12-22-2015, 05:05 PM

I disagree that the problem is too few minutes of old characters such as han solo or old droids. The good guys in the movie are ok, including the new young ones. But the bad guys are really dumb, not only the young wannabe-darthvader, but also the older wannabe-palpatine-emperor, both of which seems to have no any clue whatsoever along the whole movie. All the bad guys there are complete idiots, despite provided with ridiculously big ships and resources, from the soldier to the general to the shady supernatural leaders they are all so funny looking, and imediately fooled and beated by whatever small amount of rebel kids, you can not really fear they can ever do anything bad or even be able to plan what they want to do in their life. If only we had convincing bad guys, this movie would have been ok.

The Porn Nerd · 12-22-2015, 05:30 PM

I like the new lightsabers.

pornmasta · 12-22-2015, 07:09 PM

GFY

rayadp05 · 12-22-2015, 11:13 PM

I'll probably still check it out.

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CandidHotties Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Romania Posts: 277	epic fail! As a Star Wars fan i must say i am very disapointed. They really fucked up this great story this time. From no name actors to missing characters that were present in all previous movies. These new addons to the franchise ( "actors" ) are the worst choice ever. I mean...seriously now? Some kind of "mini me" version of Darth Vader. This guy really looks like a full retard, acts as shit, and the list can go on. I really don't know what this guy done to get the part ( maybe sucking on some producers dicks ) Pretty decent acting on her, however i am sure they could have found a better one. And this guy...well..no comment, because there's nothing to comment about it.Epic Fail Except the special effects and some scenes that were alright..i never thought i could be so bored and waiting for this fucking movie to end. or at least something interesting to happen. This movie is nothing what so many fans have been waiting. Where the fuck are the characters that made us love the Star Wars Series -No Yoda, No Jar Jar Binks, No Padmé, R2-D2 ( only couple of minutes ),C-3PO ( couple of minutes) Overall: Epic Fail! __________________ ... ICQ 415412387

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