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12-22-2015, 06:27 AM
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I'm a great bowler.
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I think I fucked a Butterface last night.
Went to a Christmas party last night, got pretty wasted. Struck up a conversation with girl early in the night with a body like Margot Robbie and the face of Lyle Lovitt. She was wearing a red dress with a sequin Santa hat on the front.
Just woke up and there are a couple half opened packs of rubbers on my bedroom floor, and so much sequin on my sheets, it looks like I hit her square in the chest with double-ought buckshot. Based on the condition of the rubbers, I wasn't in any condition to perform -- thank you Baby Jesus! There's no phone number carved into my chest, so I guess that's a plus.  |
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12-22-2015, 06:31 AM
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Bye - Left to do stuff
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12-22-2015, 06:35 AM
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Junior Achiever
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First thing I do is check my wallet..
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12-22-2015, 07:44 AM
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I need a beer
 
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How did you even get it up?
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12-22-2015, 08:07 AM
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See signature :)
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I avoid wasted drunk sex because of possible whiskey dick which is embarrassing.
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12-22-2015, 08:14 AM
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Bye - Left to do stuff
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12-22-2015, 10:01 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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 FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com |
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