Things you want to do before you die? - GoFuckYourself.com

Damian_Maxcash · 07-26-2005, 05:27 PM

I was just watching the Sipsons episode where Homer thinks he is dying and trys to do the stuff he wanted to do before he died.

So I was thinking... what do I want?

1. 7 figure income

2. Own an island

3. Travel in space - not as far fetched as it sounds..... Ive still got a good 40 years in me. It may be possible in that time frame.

4. Catch a big Marlin

5. Shag Prince William (That may be pushing it)

6. Spend a year totally alone. No phone, internet, text or anthing else. My island might come in handy for that.

7. Do something completly selfless.

I cant think of anything else ATM.

StuartD · 07-26-2005, 05:28 PM

Carmen Electra's ass.

Damian_Maxcash · 07-26-2005, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

Carmen Electra's ass.

I guess she might let you have it... when shes finished with it.

Babagirls · 07-26-2005, 05:35 PM

its all about the journey & whatever it brings. i dont have "must do's", i just do shit as it comes up. somethings i've done that i never would have (nor wanted) to do.

After Shock Media · 07-26-2005, 05:37 PM

You can combine 3 & 7 together if you splurge and pay the Russians to let you go into space.

StuartD · 07-26-2005, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001

I guess she might let you have it... when shes finished with it.

I don't want to "have" it.... you asked what I want to "do"

llporter · 07-26-2005, 05:39 PM

reach my 100,000 post on GFY

Spunky · 07-26-2005, 05:39 PM

Suck on Dolly Partons Tits

Tala · 07-26-2005, 05:42 PM

I want to earn an income that will allow me to establish a memorial scholarship in my grandmother's name.

Damian_Maxcash · 07-26-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by llporter

reach my 100,000 post on GFY

Sometime late next week at the rate your going

xclusive · 07-26-2005, 05:43 PM

Just make sure that my family is taken care of

dirtydesignz · 07-26-2005, 05:46 PM

Just relax...I just want to relax and not think about anything......no worries, no complaints, no hassles

SoftGalleries · 07-26-2005, 06:10 PM

have a payment from Lightspeedcash, rebang all my ex GF's, open my stereo's volume to the max with playing "whomp there it is", kick my neighbour's ass (Gordon the fag i will do it soon), reach 100k/day traffic with softgalleries.com and convert my traffic on playboycash as i used to do while i was a beta tester....etc

tristan_D · 07-26-2005, 06:27 PM

I'll have to be sure that my son will be okay, then I can die.

woj · 07-26-2005, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001

I was just watching the Sipsons episode where Homer thinks he is dying and trys to do the stuff he wanted to do before he died.

So I was thinking... what do I want?

1. 7 figure income

2. Own an island

3. Travel in space - not as far fetched as it sounds..... Ive still got a good 40 years in me. It may be possible in that time frame.

4. Catch a big Marlin

5. Shag Prince William (That may be pushing it)

6. Spend a year totally alone. No phone, internet, text or anthing else. My island might come in handy for that.

7. Do something completly selfless.

I cant think of anything else ATM.

interesting goals you have there... :-/

tungsten · 07-26-2005, 07:20 PM

i guess it all comes down to money, cant really do fun things without alot of money

Basic_man · 07-26-2005, 07:20 PM

One sentence :

Get rich or die trying

llporter · 07-26-2005, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001

I guess she might let you have it... when shes finished with it.

DateDoc · 07-26-2005, 07:22 PM

I'd like to give 10 struggling people a million dollars each!

dirtydesignz · 07-26-2005, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterPorn

I'd like to give 10 struggling people a million dollars each!

That's awesome!

Sana Chan · 07-26-2005, 07:28 PM

Fuck a hot asian man. Or just simply get laid. Either one, prefer the first one.

Seriously, I'd like to establish an optional class for k-8 teachers that show them the signs of depression in children. Thereby giving counselors a head up on children who may need help.

slapass · 07-26-2005, 07:38 PM

I too have worked on this list this month. So far:

See the inside of the Playboy Mansion.

Have a "good" threesome.

reed_4 · 07-26-2005, 07:38 PM

Don't watch again those kind of cartoons, it damages your brain.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 07-26-2005, 07:41 PM

I guess got to be serious in that day...
Spend my family and my boyfriend,
I will let them know that I have love them for my entire life...

seeric · 07-26-2005, 07:42 PM

impact society in a way that money cannot buy

RogerV · 07-26-2005, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

impact society in a way that money cannot buy

World domination I want to be the king of everyone

vvq · 07-26-2005, 07:46 PM

become rich.

shann · 07-26-2005, 07:48 PM

Hang out in the "grotto" at the Playboy mansion
Make out with Keanu Reeves
Put my Cd's in alphabetical order
Get drunk with Courtney Love
Step on Katie Holmes feet
Learn to sail
Own 500 pairs of shoes
Direct my movie

DateDoc · 07-26-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtydesignz

That's awesome!

It is the seeds you plant that provide you with the biggest harvest. I would find my life enriched by being able to help others out in such a magnanimous way.

Furious_Female · 07-26-2005, 07:55 PM

Get married, have kids, and travel around the country in a Winnebago or a tour bus!

PixeLs · 07-26-2005, 07:58 PM

Fuck Lindsay LOhan and Jessica Alba for for one night.

theking · 07-26-2005, 08:00 PM

Even though I have not done all that I thought I might do when I was a lad...I have done much of it and all of it that I intend to do. Death will be my next goal.

Damian_Maxcash · 07-26-2005, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female

Get married, have kids, and travel around the country in a Winnebago or a tour bus!

Thats cool.... Ill marry you and travel round the country in a Winnebago

The "kids" thing could be more complicated....

I dont suppose you look anything like Prince William do you ?

naugthygUrL · 07-27-2005, 01:42 AM

to have a healthy baby

Metalsound · 07-27-2005, 11:29 AM

1)._ Being rich
2)._ Own a plane
3)._ Sex with two lesbians (not girls)
4)._ Bang Carmen Elektra
5)._ Own a club
6)._ Surf for an year in Australia
7)._ Play soccer in the Arsenal
8)._ Travel to Sahara desert and then to the South Pole
9)._ Own a Ferrari

After a few of those I would like to find my soul mate, get married have kids and take care of them for the rest of my life.

loverboy · 07-27-2005, 12:00 PM

tour around the world with my beautiful wife
don't forget the 10 digit pocket money

DWB · 07-27-2005, 12:04 PM

Orbit the earth.

Thomas1007 · 07-27-2005, 12:06 PM

Visit Greece, Italy.
Blow my wad in Gwen Stephani's hot little face.

Dalai lama · 07-27-2005, 12:07 PM

Make sure I leave my family in good shape that they can have a happy life in/from my money/real estate ect.

iwantchixx · 07-27-2005, 12:07 PM

Fly at least once (scared of flying)
have a 3some
own a muscle car that rattles the pavement

see my son have a family of his own.

lchaim · 07-27-2005, 02:10 PM

1) Own enough rental properties to be able to live VERY comfortably off of, after expenses are covered (ie property manager cut, taxes, maint, etc)

2) Buy my villa overseas (small ranch near the beach)

3) Open a health resort (not sure if I want it in the US or overseas or both)

4) Become a grandfather after watching my kid grow up, get married & become a happy successful person

5) I'll leave this spot blank for anything I forgot ____________________

07-27-2005, 02:11 PM

Finish this 6 page paper for Anthropology. Actually needs to get done before tomorrow. Then I can finish the 2 pager due tomorrow night.

candyflip · 07-27-2005, 02:13 PM

I want to swim with this guy right here:

http://www.greatwhiteadventures.com/guadalupe.html

alexg · 07-27-2005, 03:11 PM

lose my virginity

slapass · 12-25-2015, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass

I too have worked on this list this month. So far:

See the inside of the Playboy Mansion.

Have a "good" threesome.

wtg! You did both of these.

poncabare · 12-25-2015, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damian_Maxcash

I was just watching the Sipsons episode where Homer thinks he is dying and trys to do the stuff he wanted to do before he died.

So I was thinking... what do I want?

1. 7 figure income

2. Own an island

3. Travel in space - not as far fetched as it sounds..... Ive still got a good 40 years in me. It may be possible in that time frame.

4. Catch a big Marlin

5. Shag Prince William (That may be pushing it)

6. Spend a year totally alone. No phone, internet, text or anthing else. My island might come in handy for that.

7. Do something completly selfless.

I cant think of anything else ATM.

6. Is a cool idea

bronco67 · 12-25-2015, 09:04 AM

I've done the one that will allow me to die a happy man. Threesome with blonde identical twins. It cost $1500, but it was worth every penny.

CaptainHowdy · 12-25-2015, 02:23 PM

I was never really alive so ...

$money$ · 12-25-2015, 02:27 PM

I feel so alive!

CaptainHowdy · 12-25-2015, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $money$

I feel so alive!

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