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Old 12-26-2015, 08:26 PM   #1
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I got a knock on my door
...and a woman told me that her husband was threatening her and she asked to use my phone. I thought she was going to call the cops but instead she called some guy that she said was a friend. When he showed up she left with him. I am wondering if this is why her husband was threatening her?
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Old 12-26-2015, 08:28 PM   #2
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I love your titles.

I believe it's called 'information gap' headline writing.

All the rage nowadays for certain FB-focused sites
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Old 12-26-2015, 08:37 PM   #3
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Old 12-26-2015, 08:51 PM   #4
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...and a woman told me that her husband was threatening her and she asked to use my phone. I thought she was going to call the cops but instead she called some guy that she said was a friend. When he showed up she left with him. I am wondering if this is why her husband was threatening her?
Who gives a fuck? Mind your own business cocksucker.
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Old 12-26-2015, 08:51 PM   #5
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I love your titles.

I believe it's called 'information gap' headline writing.

All the rage nowadays for certain FB-focused sites
Now imagine heavily automating it. Also, pigshit.
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Old 12-26-2015, 08:54 PM   #6
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cool story bro! you should get a book deal and or movie rights with that one!
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Old 12-26-2015, 08:55 PM   #7
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I am wondering if this is why her husband was threatening her?
Take the duct tape off her mouth so she can tell you.
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Old 12-26-2015, 11:19 PM   #8
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She was probably scouting your house to see if anything worth stealing and ways to get in. The guy is probably her accomplice.
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Old 12-26-2015, 11:27 PM   #9
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She was probably scouting your house to see if anything worth stealing and ways to get in. The guy is probably her accomplice.
this was my thinking..........
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Old 12-26-2015, 11:28 PM   #10
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Old 12-26-2015, 11:33 PM   #11
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Old 12-26-2015, 11:55 PM   #12
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Mods, please give theking the custom title "I Got Cool Stories, Bro!"







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Old 12-27-2015, 12:00 AM   #13
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Old 12-27-2015, 12:23 AM   #14
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She was probably scouting your house to see if anything worth stealing and ways to get in. The guy is probably her accomplice.
This is a prevalent MO (modus operandi) of thieves who pray on the elderly...you see...the elderly are often lonely and will trust anyone. Poor things...
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Old 12-27-2015, 02:51 AM   #16
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This is a prevalent MO (modus operandi) of thieves who pray on the elderly...you see...the elderly are often lonely and will trust anyone. Poor things...
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Old 12-27-2015, 04:57 AM   #17
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She was probably scouting your house to see if anything worth stealing and ways to get in. The guy is probably her accomplice.
1st thing i thought. And who doesn't have a phone themselves trese days?
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Old 12-27-2015, 05:39 AM   #18
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Old 12-27-2015, 07:53 AM   #20
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you should have called the cops! get yourself tied up in a murder!
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Better look outside he may have stole the wheels off your trailer while she distracted you.
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Better look outside he may have stole the wheels off your trailer while she distracted you.

Funny mostly because it's true.
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There was this junkie couple that lived around here they would pretend the car broke down sent the girl in to use the phone to distract the home owner then while she is talking to him the guy comes in and rushes the old man beating the shit out of him till uncouncious goes threw all of his personal items steals cash, guns, gold jewelry etc and makes a break for it!
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There was this junkie couple that lived around here they would pretend the car broke down sent the girl in to use the phone to distract the home owner then while she is talking to him the guy comes in and rushes the old man beating the shit out of him till uncouncious goes threw all of his personal items steals cash, guns, gold jewelry etc and makes a break for it!
are you saying theking has no valuables so the theives changed their minds?
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are you saying theking has no valuables so the theives changed their minds?
Not really but it works
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Not really but it works
so mean

i'm sticking with my original theory that he abducted a woman and is attempting to establish an alibi
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i'm sticking with my original theory that he abducted a woman and is attempting to establish an alibi
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again
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