My bank has been closed for 4 days now - GoFuckYourself.com

Penny24Seven · 12-28-2015, 01:24 PM

Can you believe they are not open on Monday?
The sign said they all had a lot of fun at the Christmas party and they are sorry but they will open tomorrow (Tuesday) and it also says the ATM cards do not work because of a nationwide virus just effecting my account and that my paypal cards works.

So I was wondering if anyone needs blog post to be made for them. I have never done one before but I think that would help since you know it will be fresh and not the same shit you read on every blog.

25 dollars per line. 10 line minimum.
Or a case of coke I will accept too. 5 case limit.

My buddy wanted to start a gofundme but I told him to hold off just yet. I think this might help me for the time being.

Thanks for all of you that help. Trolls need not apply. Serious business only.

clickity click · 12-28-2015, 02:09 PM

I could do with some blog posts doing so would be interested in your services but I think $25 per line is a bit high.
Normally it's on a per word basis, can we agree about 1000 words per line?

420 · 12-28-2015, 02:28 PM

I will buy one line if you write it on a grain of rice.

$money$ · 12-28-2015, 02:39 PM

MCE https://gfy.com/members/mce/ does 1000 words for $5

420 · 12-28-2015, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by $money$

MCE https://gfy.com/members/mce/ does 1000 words for $5

so? he doesn't have 800 bitcoins tied up in a partnership and a tiny dog called isis

$money$ · 12-28-2015, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

so? he doesn't have 800 bitcoins tied up in a partnership and a tiny dog called isis

don't forget yesterdays thread where Brian has donators but turns them down
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...-3-days-2.html

kkkkkk · 12-28-2015, 02:45 PM

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Penny24Seven · 12-28-2015, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click

I could do with some blog posts doing so would be interested in your services but I think $25 per line is a bit high.
Normally it's on a per word basis, can we agree about 1000 words per line?

I like the way you think. I mean what is a line anyway?

Penny24Seven · 12-28-2015, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

so? he doesn't have 800 bitcoins tied up in a partnership and a tiny dog called isis

Hey I didn't name him ISIS. I just said he acts like ISIS

Quote:

Originally Posted by $money$

don't forget yesterdays thread where Brian has donators but turns them down
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...-3-days-2.html

I didn't turn them down. I just wanted to sweeten the deal some. Now I want a coke and a pepsi.

Rob · 12-28-2015, 02:50 PM

Dude, what bank do you use?!?! I'm in Florida and bank with BOA and Well Fargo; they're both open. Wells Fargo was even open this past Saturday. The credit union I have some of my loans is also open today. You may need to revisit your banking decision.

Penny24Seven · 12-28-2015, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

Dude, what bank do you use?!?! I'm in Florida and bank with BOA and Well Fargo; they're both open. Wells Fargo was even open this past Saturday. The credit union I have some of my loans is also open today. You may need to revisit your banking decision.

Are you trolling me? Just in case you are serious this thread is a joke but I am assuming you didn't really read what I wrote where it says there is a virus but it only effects my account. You probably skipped that part

I kinda thought my prices for services would give it away too. Do people really get paid 25 bucks per line? I thought it was 5 dollars for the whole blog post but I really have no idea so maybe you are fucking with me

brassmonkey · 12-28-2015, 02:58 PM

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The Porn Nerd · 12-28-2015, 03:02 PM

97.2% of GFY cannot tell when a thread or post is a "joke". Part language issues, part intelligence issues.

Nice try tho.

Penny24Seven · 12-28-2015, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

97.2% of GFY cannot tell when a thread or post is a "joke". Part language issues, part intelligence issues.

Nice try tho.

Yeah but I have seen Rob post before and he seems to have his shit together so I think he was fucking with me

I was dumb enough to reply with a real answer. I should have added to it for the others who didn't know. I have learned from my mistakes

$money$ · 12-28-2015, 04:18 PM

Happy Holidays

MiamiBoyz · 12-28-2015, 04:47 PM

Rob · 12-28-2015, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837

Are you trolling me? Just in case you are serious this thread is a joke but I am assuming you didn't really read what I wrote where it says there is a virus but it only effects my account. You probably skipped that part

I kinda thought my prices for services would give it away too. Do people really get paid 25 bucks per line? I thought it was 5 dollars for the whole blog post but I really have no idea so maybe you are fucking with me

Guilty of not reading the entire thread.

The Porn Nerd · 12-28-2015, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

Guilty of not reading the entire thread.

You're too busy making money to read entire threads Baller.

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sarettah · 12-28-2015, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn

If you're still selling content hit me on skype, my username here (2 words) or mike at ispy cams network dot com.

So your skype is Pom Pousjohn ?

You did always seem like a Pom to me.

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j3rkules · 12-29-2015, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

CaptainHowdy · 12-29-2015, 05:43 AM

Time to change bank ...

Google Expert · 12-29-2015, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

so? he doesn't have 800 bitcoins tied up in a partnership and a tiny dog called isis

Penny24Seven · 12-29-2015, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Muad'Dib

How come my dog has the name ISIS?
And one of the people who wanted to buy bitcoin and waited over 2 weeks for the price to go up over 50 dollars is the same one busting my balls because I told him no he can't have for the original price LOL he is butthurt but come on dude if you want to buy them we agree on a price and you pay. Not wait until you can make a couple grand while I take the risk because if they went down 50 dollars you would not have been after me wanting to buy them.
I know most would agree with that.

12-28-2015, 01:24 PM	#1
Penny24Seven So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 6,287	My bank has been closed for 4 days now Can you believe they are not open on Monday? The sign said they all had a lot of fun at the Christmas party and they are sorry but they will open tomorrow (Tuesday) and it also says the ATM cards do not work because of a nationwide virus just effecting my account and that my paypal cards works. So I was wondering if anyone needs blog post to be made for them. I have never done one before but I think that would help since you know it will be fresh and not the same shit you read on every blog. 25 dollars per line. 10 line minimum. Or a case of coke I will accept too. 5 case limit. My buddy wanted to start a gofundme but I told him to hold off just yet. I think this might help me for the time being. Thanks for all of you that help. Trolls need not apply. Serious business only. __________________ Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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12-28-2015, 02:09 PM	#2
clickity click So Fecking Bummed Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 3,682	I could do with some blog posts doing so would be interested in your services but I think $25 per line is a bit high. Normally it's on a per word basis, can we agree about 1000 words per line?

12-28-2015, 02:28 PM	#3
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12-28-2015, 02:39 PM	#4
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12-28-2015, 02:45 PM	#7
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12-28-2015, 02:50 PM	#10
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Dude, what bank do you use?!?! I'm in Florida and bank with BOA and Well Fargo; they're both open. Wells Fargo was even open this past Saturday. The credit union I have some of my loans is also open today. You may need to revisit your banking decision.

12-28-2015, 04:18 PM	#15
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