Things You Don't Know About AaronM - GoFuckYourself.com

HeadPimp · 01-03-2016, 11:04 AM

After going through his personal history closely, I think it is time I share some information about AaronM, his struggles in life and rise to near fame in adult industry.

Born into humble means, his desire make it to the top blossomed young. In grade school he started a kissing service, and had a sizable stable of girls kissing boys and pretending to be their girlfriends for money. It all came to an end sadly when school administrators found out and he refused to cut them in on the action.

The SouthPark episode "Butter's Bottom Bitch" was actually based on the newspaper accounts of his organization being busted.

Through high school he layed low, selling bootlegged mix tapes of Jamaican folk music to make a buck. He truly found a passion though when he discovered the highschool photography club. His membership in the club was terminated early, after he was caught "developing photos" in school darkroom with a teacher.

Attempting to change his path in life AaronM went on to college and obtained a degree in religious studies. After graduation though, he found that his early years could not be escaped as he was shunned by every religious organization that he attempted to find work with.

Old habits die hard, and before long AaronM had founded a stripper ranch, where he groomed young strippers for market. He helped them with their lap dance skills, hustle and of course instructed them on how to work a pole. Life was finally starting to look up and he was at the highest point of his life to date when it all, once again, came crashing to the ground.

This time, AaronM came up against the Yakuza. They were moving into the stripper business on the west coast and wanted a piece of the action. Again refusing to be bullied by a bigger organization, AaronM refused. This time it nearly cost him his life. The Yakuza forced him out by setting fire to his base of operations with him inside. Escaping the flames and after a brief shootout with the Yakuza gang members, he found himself on the streets, on the run, broke and without any friends.

2001 found him at his lowest spot, sleeping on the streets, scrounging to survive. A chance encounter with BrettJ changed his life forever though. Brett had bought Aaron a sandwich out of pity, and during the conversation that broke out afterwards, Brett realized that Aaron had a unique set skills that could be put to good use.

A short time later, AaronM was back on his feet, his photography skills and ability to manage girls and business paving his way to success. The hard lessons of his early years had sunk in and this time and instead of being a lone wolf, he worked hard to build a community of friends that could all pull together to help one another with advice, ideas and creative collaboration.

While there is much more to the tale of AaronM, I think his early years really explain a lot about how he got to be who his is today.

Juicy D. Links · 01-03-2016, 11:06 AM

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420 · 01-03-2016, 11:42 AM

All I know about aaronm is that he has more fake nicks than there are actual people here. I can't believe he's been theking this whole time. Fucking epic. I voted for him because of that but I don't think it matters because as I said he has more fake nicks than gfy has voters.

MiamiBoyz · 01-03-2016, 11:47 AM

Who cares?

SIK · 01-03-2016, 11:51 AM

So.. he a gay hairy dude or?

L-Pink · 01-03-2016, 12:58 PM

He da man!!!

Pac Man! · 01-03-2016, 12:58 PM

we support his cause

Coup · 01-03-2016, 01:35 PM

Is AaronM HOF yet?

BIGTYMER · 01-03-2016, 01:49 PM

I thought we voted him off the island?

Penny24Seven · 01-03-2016, 01:53 PM

I thought it was five things we did not know. This is all public information. Tell us something we do not know

AaronM · 01-03-2016, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

All I know about aaronm is that he has more fake nicks than there are actual people here. I can't believe he's been theking this whole time. Fucking epic. I voted for him because of that but I don't think it matters because as I said he has more fake nicks than gfy has voters.

LOL wut?

Let me set the record straight.....I am not nor have I ever been theking. As far as fake nics go, I have a grand total of 3. Actually I have about 8 but don't remember the passwords or email addresses for the others so I can't recover the passwords.

If I were theking though....Yeah, that would be fucking epic.

j3rkules · 01-04-2016, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Who cares?

01-03-2016, 11:04 AM	#1
HeadPimp Bad Mo-Fo Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,772	Things You Don't Know About AaronM After going through his personal history closely, I think it is time I share some information about AaronM, his struggles in life and rise to near fame in adult industry. Born into humble means, his desire make it to the top blossomed young. In grade school he started a kissing service, and had a sizable stable of girls kissing boys and pretending to be their girlfriends for money. It all came to an end sadly when school administrators found out and he refused to cut them in on the action. The SouthPark episode "Butter's Bottom Bitch" was actually based on the newspaper accounts of his organization being busted. Through high school he layed low, selling bootlegged mix tapes of Jamaican folk music to make a buck. He truly found a passion though when he discovered the highschool photography club. His membership in the club was terminated early, after he was caught "developing photos" in school darkroom with a teacher. Attempting to change his path in life AaronM went on to college and obtained a degree in religious studies. After graduation though, he found that his early years could not be escaped as he was shunned by every religious organization that he attempted to find work with. Old habits die hard, and before long AaronM had founded a stripper ranch, where he groomed young strippers for market. He helped them with their lap dance skills, hustle and of course instructed them on how to work a pole. Life was finally starting to look up and he was at the highest point of his life to date when it all, once again, came crashing to the ground. This time, AaronM came up against the Yakuza. They were moving into the stripper business on the west coast and wanted a piece of the action. Again refusing to be bullied by a bigger organization, AaronM refused. This time it nearly cost him his life. The Yakuza forced him out by setting fire to his base of operations with him inside. Escaping the flames and after a brief shootout with the Yakuza gang members, he found himself on the streets, on the run, broke and without any friends. 2001 found him at his lowest spot, sleeping on the streets, scrounging to survive. A chance encounter with BrettJ changed his life forever though. Brett had bought Aaron a sandwich out of pity, and during the conversation that broke out afterwards, Brett realized that Aaron had a unique set skills that could be put to good use. A short time later, AaronM was back on his feet, his photography skills and ability to manage girls and business paving his way to success. The hard lessons of his early years had sunk in and this time and instead of being a lone wolf, he worked hard to build a community of friends that could all pull together to help one another with advice, ideas and creative collaboration. While there is much more to the tale of AaronM, I think his early years really explain a lot about how he got to be who his is today.

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