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Penny24Seven · 01-04-2016, 11:30 AM

150 lying fucks caught red handed.

See sig.

PuppetMaster · 01-04-2016, 11:31 AM

EDIT: Damn you Brian. You fucked up my perfect streak in this thread.

Penny24Seven · 01-04-2016, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

xXXtesy10 bit harsh on the old guy. 1959, probably a teen prank that went wrong. Stealing a car, I assume.

Why the hell would you assume that? theking is an asshole. I assume he broke into a dildo factory and put a bunch of dildos up his ass and when they pulled him over he still had 4 dildos in his ass so he was arrested. I bet I am closer to the truth

Penny24Seven · 01-04-2016, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by PuppetMaster

EDIT: Damn you Brian. You fucked up my perfect streak in this thread.

You had the other two?

I just sat down and saw 149 and was like oh shit jackpot

I remember back in the day there would be 5 people posting for that spot all in the same minute. Now I see it half way down the page at times.

I fixed it for you

Nitzer Ebb · 01-04-2016, 12:17 PM

One big paratrooper - 505 Weight (lbs.)
What kind of parachute did he use?

Mutt · 01-04-2016, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb

One big paratrooper - 505 Weight (lbs.)
What kind of parachute did he use?

505 = 5'5" Height

even in his generation 5'5" was very short, he's 76 now, he's probably lost an inch or so

bushwacker · 01-04-2016, 12:50 PM

LMAO! Busted!

The Porn Nerd · 01-04-2016, 12:52 PM

Serious question for theking: WHY do you/did you keep posting where you are off to? I'm off to the wild, I'm off to the store, etc. No one cares where you are going, where you went, how long you stayed there or when you are coming back, ok?

And all those "I'm back" threads tricked me into thinking you were banned multiple times. Seriously man wtf?

xXXtesy10 · 01-04-2016, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837

150 lying fucks caught red handed.

See sig.

Google Expert · 01-04-2016, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

505 = 5'5" Height

even in his generation 5'5" was very short, he's 76 now, he's probably lost an inch or so

5'5", 139 lbs

anyone really believes this lying, thieving POS was a fucking military commando?

Quote:

-He was one of America's most decorated soldiers.
-He was nominated for the Congressional Medal of Honor, but was awarded the Distinquished Service Cross instead.
-He was awarded five Silver Stars, six Bronze Stars with V for valor, four Bronze stars without V for valor, and eight purple hearts.
- 3 Korean and 2 Vietnam tours of duty

OneHungLo · 01-04-2016, 02:06 PM

So the king has finally been unmasked. I'm amazed he's gone on for this long without being outed with that sloppy breadcrumb trail that lead right to his true identity. This guy takes attention whoring to a new level.

If he wanted to start over he could have just stopped posting under the Pathfinder nick and after 2 weeks nobody would have noticed. But nooooooo, he had to make up some elaborate hoax faking his death and perpetrating the lie for over a fucking decade!!!!

There needs to be a GFY hall of shame and he needs to be inducted. Theking should be writing fiction novels instead of posting here.

Korban · 01-04-2016, 02:22 PM

2016 just started and I don't think the level of ownage in this thread would be easy to top this year.

Unbelievable.

Paul Markham · 01-04-2016, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

Why the hell would you assume that? theking is an asshole. I assume he broke into a dildo factory and put a bunch of dildos up his ass and when they pulled him over he still had 4 dildos in his ass so he was arrested. I bet I am closer to the truth

Not sure they had dildo factories in 1959.

Maybe they were broom handles.

xXXtesy10 · 01-04-2016, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Not sure they had dildo factories in 1959.

Maybe they were broom handles.

no but I bet money was money then .. or maybe not in your case.

escorpio · 01-04-2016, 03:10 PM

Who gives a shit who theking is, where he is or what he's doing? Some of you fuckers have WAY too much time on your hands.

Nitzer Ebb · 01-04-2016, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

505 = 5'5" Height

even in his generation 5'5" was very short, he's 76 now, he's probably lost an inch or so

Tiny little bugger, yet made into US military's elites.

Penny24Seven · 01-04-2016, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Not sure they had dildo factories in 1959.

Maybe they were broom handles.

HAHA you might be right about that Paul, I forgot to place myself back to that year to get a full understanding of his crime,
I am sure if they had a dildo factory he was the head tester.
Thanks for your help.
Broom handles sound like a good option. He has not denied it and as we have all seen he will deny anything that is not true and when it is true he just avoids the question.

Penny24Seven · 01-04-2016, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

There needs to be a GFY hall of shame and he needs to be inducted.

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

Who gives a shit who theking is, where he is or what he's doing? Some of you fuckers have WAY too much time on your hands.

Sometimes people need a little free time to get their minds off of working all day. It is good for your body to get a laugh in or two.
These threads will cure cancer at this rate

adultchatpay · 01-04-2016, 06:20 PM

I think these GFY vets are experiencing Male Menopause.

xXXtesy10 · 01-04-2016, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by adultchatpay

I think these GFY vets are experiencing Male Menopause.

yes and most convicted felons for some reason

Paul Markham · 01-05-2016, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

Who gives a shit who theking is, where he is or what he's doing? Some of you fuckers have WAY too much time on your hands.

That's me. Except for walking the dogs, I have all day to do as I please.

Whoever, whatever or wherever theking or pathfinder is. He's not anything in the porn or affiliate business to be of consequence. Like many a troll, he has nothing in his profile that indicates any value in the business.

Probably his high point in life was being a Private or Corporal in the army. We only have his word he was in the army, and it could have been the catering core.

He says he's gone. I very much doubt it.

Off to walk the dogs.

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01-04-2016, 12:17 PM	#155
Nitzer Ebb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: Stjørdal, Norge Posts: 796	One big paratrooper - 505 Weight (lbs.) What kind of parachute did he use?

01-04-2016, 12:50 PM	#157
bushwacker Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: so. fla. Posts: 2,817	LMAO! Busted!

01-04-2016, 02:06 PM	#161
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,910	So the king has finally been unmasked. I'm amazed he's gone on for this long without being outed with that sloppy breadcrumb trail that lead right to his true identity. This guy takes attention whoring to a new level. If he wanted to start over he could have just stopped posting under the Pathfinder nick and after 2 weeks nobody would have noticed. But nooooooo, he had to make up some elaborate hoax faking his death and perpetrating the lie for over a fucking decade!!!! There needs to be a GFY hall of shame and he needs to be inducted. Theking should be writing fiction novels instead of posting here.

01-04-2016, 02:22 PM	#162
Korban Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: moon Posts: 417	2016 just started and I don't think the level of ownage in this thread would be easy to top this year. Unbelievable.

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escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 22,819	Who gives a shit who theking is, where he is or what he's doing? Some of you fuckers have WAY too much time on your hands.

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