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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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How to make £1035/$1476 in 4 months instead of 4 years DOING NOTHING (With the facts to back it up!)
Just over 4 years ago I put away some money in a bond with my bank. It just matured and I had made £1035 in interest, but that took me two things that you may not have - 1) The initial investment, and 2) 4 Years to wait...
So, what I'm going to reveal to you is how to make the same amount of money, in just 4 months without the initial investment... And... BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! Sound too good to be true? Well, read on! Its simple........ All you have to do is... GIVE UP SMOKING! I stopped buying cigarettes in early September and switched to e-cigs. I set a counter up that assumed I was still paying £9.50 for a pack of 20 cigs and smoking approx 15 a day. I just noticed today it says I've saved £1035 by not smoking! It says that I've been a non cigarette smoker for 145 days (and 3 hours) and NOT smoked 2177 ciggys... So I made the same in 4 months as I did in 4 years by doing NOTHING!!! So by following this simple advice, YOU can ALSO do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING and make £1035 / $1476 in just 4 MONTHS!!! Thank me by giving me your vote below ![]() ps - if you don't smoke you can always start and do this next year, so theres NO EXCUSES and no one gets left out!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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£9.50 for a pack of 20 cigs
Fuck me! It will soon be cheaper to just smoke weed. |
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working on my tan
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I had a g/f that easily cost me 6-7 thousand a year for Starbucks and cigarettes.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I smoked Superkings Black...
http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/brand...s_in_ASDA.html I would, but thats illegal... ![]() |
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Confirmed Chicago Pimp
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Chicago around $12ish a pack. I buy them outside of the city for $6ish. I quit cold turkey for over a year and did notice I was making less ATM trips.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Heres a link to the counter if anyone wants to try it
![]() Quit Smoking Counter Banner Generator - EcigAlternative.com |
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It will make you the same, but just take about 8 times longer
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Naked in my bathroom
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You can earn a hole fortune
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So Fecking Bummed
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Expensive fags. MiamiBoyz.
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fecking Bummed
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Porn SEO
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All true here. I did it 6 years ago. Now, I can't imagine myself with a cigarette.
The main problem for me was WHAT TO DO WITH MY HAND!? That's when I started writing porn. I'm not even sure if this is a joke.
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what if you never smoked?
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See last line of OP...
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