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Old 01-15-2016, 01:26 AM   #1
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Im posted up at POPEYES chickin blarin rap music:

I creeped through the drive thru all slow and shouted in the intercom "BITCH U GO MAKE ME SUM CHICKEN!". My rap music was so turned up this bitch didnt hear me.

I rolled up to the window all slow lil spinball bitch pop her ugly head out. I shouted at that bitch "BITCH GO MAKE ME SOME CHICKEN!.... AND A LARGE COKE BITCH!"

This bitch aint havin that. Some manager skinny coon Weslie Snipe look alike mutha fucka pop his head out i told this motha fucka. "LOOK CHICKEN littlr FEENIN DROP YO ASS BOUT TREE DAM SECONDS WIT LITTLE BETTY I GOT TUCK UNDA MA BELT. FEEL ME?"

Bitch ass gave me whole family bucket fo free. Now im posted up in the Popeyes eatin free chicken. Blarin rap music.
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Old 01-15-2016, 01:34 AM   #2
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Bitch ass gave me whole family bucket fo free.

Should have given you family Bukakke instead
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Old 01-15-2016, 01:43 AM   #3
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Should have given you family Bukakke instead
These were all workers of the coonish darkismis decent. If you consider a single mother a family then i guess its possible.
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Old 01-15-2016, 02:02 AM   #4
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Nigga please. Be honest, she gave you a two piece with biscuit, and her digits. She needs a daddy fo her kids, yo!
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Old 01-15-2016, 02:57 AM   #5
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Should have given you family Bukakke instead
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Old 01-15-2016, 06:20 AM   #6
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Old 01-15-2016, 06:21 AM   #7
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I creeped through the drive thru all slow and shouted in the intercom "BITCH U GO MAKE ME SUM CHICKEN!". My rap music was so turned up this bitch didnt hear me.

I rolled up to the window all slow lil spinball bitch pop her ugly head out. I shouted at that bitch "BITCH GO MAKE ME SOME CHICKEN!.... AND A LARGE COKE BITCH!"

This bitch aint havin that. Some manager skinny coon Weslie Snipe look alike mutha fucka pop his head out i told this motha fucka. "LOOK CHICKEN littlr FEENIN DROP YO ASS BOUT TREE DAM SECONDS WIT LITTLE BETTY I GOT TUCK UNDA MA BELT. FEEL ME?"

Bitch ass gave me whole family bucket fo free. Now im posted up in the Popeyes eatin free chicken. Blarin rap music.
shut the fuck up little man.
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Old 01-15-2016, 09:21 AM   #8
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What rap music were you listening to?
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Old 01-15-2016, 09:26 AM   #9
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Old 01-15-2016, 09:36 AM   #10
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shut the fuck up little man.
My schlong is bigger then you wives monthly allowance she gives you. HUGE!

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What rap music were you listening to?
WHORIDAS, 2 12" in the whip, sounds like an earthquake rolling through the block.

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Yo mama!


U mad i got free fried chicken. I bet yo big ole lips were all mouth waterin. "ooo me o my i boot get me shum chicken toz, i luv me shum fry chicken! ooo wee!"
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Old 01-15-2016, 09:59 AM   #11
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My schlong is bigger then you wives monthly allowance she gives you. HUGE!



WHORIDAS, 2 12" in the whip, sounds like an earthquake rolling through the block.



U mad i got free fried chicken. I bet yo big ole lips were all mouth waterin. "ooo me o my i boot get me shum chicken toz, i luv me shum fry chicken! ooo wee!"

If you weren't a handsome black man, people might think you're being racist.
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Old 01-15-2016, 10:30 AM   #12
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Does your bad ass truck even fit through the drive thru?

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Old 01-15-2016, 10:35 AM   #13
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Old 01-15-2016, 10:42 AM   #14
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Old 01-15-2016, 06:04 PM   #15
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I was believing op's story until he said he got a bucket of chicken from popeyes. They serve it in boxes yo.

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Old 01-15-2016, 06:10 PM   #16
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I hope the intention of your thread here isn't to insult the black people race. They have feelings too you know
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