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brassmonkey · 11-19-2015, 08:27 AM

If you find yourself in a terror attack similar to the ones that hit Paris last week, do not play dead.

That?s part of the grim new guidance (pdf) being issued by the UK National Counter-Terrorism Security Office (Nactso). The document outlines what to do in ?response to a fast-moving incident such as a firearms or weapons attack.?

The advice is based on some evidence from victims of the assault on the Bataclan music hall, the deadliest site of the Paris attacks where gunmen fired indiscriminately at the crowd. Some were able to escape after playing dead among pools of blood.

But Nactso says that ?if you can see the attacker, they may be able to see you.? Instead, the document urges those who find themselves in such an attack to:

* Escape if you can.
* Consider the safest options.
* Is there a safe route? RUN if not HIDE.
* Can you get there without exposing yourself to greater danger?
* Leave belongings behind.

For those unable to find a safe route out, the guidance says to find cover from gunfire by hiding behind ?substantial brickwork? or ?heavy reinforced walls.? The document points out that cover from view does not necessarily mean you are safe as ?bullets go through glass, brick, wood, and metal.?

The document also provides guidance on how companies should respond if their buildings becomes the site of a terror attack. Nactso advises companies to train staff in how to lock down buildings, stating:

Dynamic lockdown is the ability to quickly restrict access and egress to a site or building (or part of) through physical measures in response to a threat, either external or internal.

Companies need to also find a way to let people know what?s happening, Nactso says. They could do so by using a dedicated terror alarm, a PA system, existing internal messaging systems (such as text, email, and staff phones), or a ?pop-up on employees computers.?

A number of European countries, as well as the US, are under high terror alert following the Paris attacks. Security experts say ISIL may have other attacks in the pipeline.

L-Pink · 11-19-2015, 08:34 AM

brassmonkey · 11-19-2015, 08:37 AM

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you make good chicken dood. free chicken will do that

BIGTYMER · 11-19-2015, 08:49 AM

Bullshit. I'll make like Glenn and play dead!

Best-In-BC · 11-19-2015, 08:51 AM

Better to die as a man than live like a coward, 99% dont follow that and have a handful of excuse not too.

VikingMan · 11-19-2015, 08:53 AM

Since men have been turned into total pussies in the last few decades I would say that doing the brave thing and rushing the gunman is clearly not an option.

Barry-xlovecam · 11-19-2015, 09:24 AM

UN advice = Run
Typical

nico-t · 11-19-2015, 09:31 AM

You forgot to add a source to this copy and pasted piece

mineistaken · 11-19-2015, 10:24 AM

For the first time I read Donkster's copy paste.

Where the fuck does "do not play dead" come from?
It is as if someone would play dead instead of hide or run?

The title could as well be:

If you find yourself in terror attack: do not start swinging your dick.
And then nothing about dick swinging in the article.

8pt-buck · 11-19-2015, 10:28 AM

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Juicy D. Links · 11-19-2015, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

JFK · 11-19-2015, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

Better to die as a man than live like a coward, 99% dont follow that and have a handful of excuse not too.

When you're dead, you're dead ! Whats the point of being a hero and be dead as a result ? BULLSHIT !!

SekobA · 11-19-2015, 12:53 PM

If you somehow survived.good advice

Scott McD · 11-19-2015, 01:02 PM

bronco67 · 11-19-2015, 01:20 PM

Depends on whether the terrorist is black or brown.

Only the outdoorsy types will get that lame joke.

SilentKnight · 11-19-2015, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

Since men have been turned into total pussies in the last few decades I would say that doing the brave thing and rushing the gunman is clearly not an option.

Stop hanging with pussy men.

They're clouding your judgement.

dyna mo · 11-19-2015, 01:36 PM

could you imagine playing dead laying in pools of blood while crazed gunmen are going around shooting everyone?

jtfc.

crockett · 11-19-2015, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Depends on whether the terrorist is black or brown.

Only the outdoorsy types will get that lame joke.

har har har

Cutty · 11-19-2015, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

could you imagine playing dead laying in pools of blood while crazed gunmen are going around shooting everyone?

jtfc.

shut the fuck up you fucking imbecile.

brassmonkey · 11-19-2015, 01:48 PM

they watched zombieland they tap the dead twice

dyna mo · 11-19-2015, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty

shut the fuck up you fucking imbecile.

the threads about you being a fuckwad cocksucker make more sense than your comment.

i guess that's why you're a fuckwad cocksucker and everyone knows it.

Cutty · 11-19-2015, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

the threads about you being a fuckwad cocksucker make more sense than your comment.

i guess that's why you're a fuckwad cocksucker and everyone knows it.

you a peon not worth getting peed on, hoe

dyna mo · 11-19-2015, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty

you a peon not worth getting peed on, hoe

yet here you are reacting to my posts.

i feel bad playing with the simpletons.

AHAHAHAHAH

$money$ · 11-19-2015, 03:15 PM

I'll just play black

Cutty · 11-19-2015, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

yet here you are reacting to my posts.

i feel bad playing with the simpletons.

AHAHAHAHAH

jesus mcpeterson on the ones and twos, the wheels of steel

VikingMan · 11-19-2015, 05:50 PM

How about screaming "Allahu snackbarrrr!"? That should give you just enough time to distract them and grab away the AK.

brassmonkey · 11-19-2015, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by $money$

I'll just play black

well if you don't have the skin.... you dead

Juicy D. Links · 01-18-2016, 06:21 PM

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DBS.US · 01-18-2016, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

Since men have been turned into total pussies in the last few decades I would say that doing the brave thing and rushing the gunman is clearly not an option.

So sad, so true

brassmonkey · 01-18-2016, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

juicy is going full retard again LOL

Juicy D. Links · 01-18-2016, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

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baddog · 01-19-2016, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

If you find yourself in a terror attack similar to the ones that hit Paris last week, do not play dead.

You are thinking of bears; don't play dead with them.

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brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 76,933	The best advice if you find yourself in a terror attack: Do not play dead If you find yourself in a terror attack similar to the ones that hit Paris last week, do not play dead. That?s part of the grim new guidance (pdf) being issued by the UK National Counter-Terrorism Security Office (Nactso). The document outlines what to do in ?response to a fast-moving incident such as a firearms or weapons attack.? The advice is based on some evidence from victims of the assault on the Bataclan music hall, the deadliest site of the Paris attacks where gunmen fired indiscriminately at the crowd. Some were able to escape after playing dead among pools of blood. But Nactso says that ?if you can see the attacker, they may be able to see you.? Instead, the document urges those who find themselves in such an attack to: * Escape if you can. * Consider the safest options. * Is there a safe route? RUN if not HIDE. * Can you get there without exposing yourself to greater danger? * Leave belongings behind. For those unable to find a safe route out, the guidance says to find cover from gunfire by hiding behind ?substantial brickwork? or ?heavy reinforced walls.? The document points out that cover from view does not necessarily mean you are safe as ?bullets go through glass, brick, wood, and metal.? The document also provides guidance on how companies should respond if their buildings becomes the site of a terror attack. Nactso advises companies to train staff in how to lock down buildings, stating: Dynamic lockdown is the ability to quickly restrict access and egress to a site or building (or part of) through physical measures in response to a threat, either external or internal. Companies need to also find a way to let people know what?s happening, Nactso says. They could do so by using a dedicated terror alarm, a PA system, existing internal messaging systems (such as text, email, and staff phones), or a ?pop-up on employees computers.? A number of European countries, as well as the US, are under high terror alert following the Paris attacks. Security experts say ISIL may have other attacks in the pipeline. __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!! END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	Depends on whether the terrorist is black or brown. Only the outdoorsy types will get that lame joke. __________________

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VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,465	Since men have been turned into total pussies in the last few decades I would say that doing the brave thing and rushing the gunman is clearly not an option.

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mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	For the first time I read Donkster's copy paste. Where the fuck does "do not play dead" come from? It is as if someone would play dead instead of hide or run? The title could as well be: If you find yourself in terror attack: do not start swinging your dick. And then nothing about dick swinging in the article.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,906	could you imagine playing dead laying in pools of blood while crazed gunmen are going around shooting everyone? jtfc.

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