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Old 03-01-2016, 09:35 AM   #1
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Nashville, TN | An 87-year-old former postman has been proven to have fathered over 1,300 illegitimate children after a private investigator hired by a Tennessee family discovered the shocking truth.

The investigation that has gathered thousands of DNA samples and testimonies over a 15-year period ultimately proves the man is the father to literally thousands of illegitimate children in the region.

??Contraception wasn??t very popular in those days,? he told local reporters in his defense. ??I have nothing to be ashamed of. The 60s were the good old days and I did a great Johnny Cash impression which played out real good with the ladies,? he explained. ??Some even thought I was Johnny Cash for real,? he recalls laughingly. ??I don??t know if they really believed it or if they were trying to convince themselves, but who was I to say no to a quickie?? he acknowledged.




DNA Tests Prove Retired Postman Has Over 1,300 Illegimitate Children Infamous Tribune
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Old 03-01-2016, 09:38 AM   #2
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today's fake news sites prove the old p.t. barnum saying ....
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Old 03-01-2016, 09:40 AM   #3
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i'm sure his colleges have more impressive numbers. amateur!
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