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Trump!
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Rent free in Bladewire's head
Posts: 6,442
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Would you rather have your dick or both your hands chopped off?
Let's say Ribbet Hog has you tied up in his mother's basement and his sharpening his blade...which one is it fellas?
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I love to racism, bro!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA! USA! USA!
Posts: 22,801
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My dick. I'll need my hands to kill myself for not having a dick.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 29,035
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In your case, it won't be worth having a dick if you have no hands.
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#4 |
hey
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: with you
Posts: 2,209
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I asked my gf and she said it's ok if i don't have a dick. so I choose dick.
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#5 |
So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Jan 2016
Posts: 555
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I'd tell him i had a few pennies in my pocket and he'd let me go
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#6 |
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Join Date: May 2015
Location: Budapest, Hungary, EU
Posts: 983
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both my dicks
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
Posts: 92,984
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I used to choose hands, but now I don't know ...
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#8 |
I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,919
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I guess I could always get a prosthetic
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