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Old 03-20-2016, 05:36 PM   #1
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Would you rather have your dick or both your hands chopped off?

Let's say Ribbet Hog has you tied up in his mother's basement and his sharpening his blade...which one is it fellas?
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Old 03-20-2016, 05:41 PM   #2
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My dick. I'll need my hands to kill myself for not having a dick.
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Old 03-20-2016, 07:21 PM   #3
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Let's say Ribbet Hog has you tied up in his mother's basement and his sharpening his blade...which one is it fellas?
In your case, it won't be worth having a dick if you have no hands.
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Old 03-20-2016, 08:25 PM   #4
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I asked my gf and she said it's ok if i don't have a dick. so I choose dick.
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Old 03-20-2016, 08:26 PM   #5
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I'd tell him i had a few pennies in my pocket and he'd let me go
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Old 03-21-2016, 05:22 AM   #6
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Old 03-21-2016, 05:54 AM   #7
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I used to choose hands, but now I don't know ...
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Old 03-21-2016, 06:42 AM   #8
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I guess I could always get a prosthetic
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