Hot or Not Dark Souls 3 anyone? (giveaway inside) - GoFuckYourself.com

iSpyCams · 04-11-2016, 02:27 PM

According to my Amazon account I have 2 copies arriving tomorrow before 8 PM. This is the PS4 version.

It seems in my exuberance and over-excitedness to waste time, I preordered the game twice.

Trying to think of something exciting to do with the extra copy, so I am thinking:

Post the reason I should give it to you here in this thread. I will evaluate the answers when the package arrives and send it to you if you "win". I am willing to pay up to $20 for shipping UPS or USPS. - I live in the continental USA.

If under 10 users respond I am reserving the right to cancel the giveaway and give it away similarly on Facebook, but my FB is kind of a minefield right now since my relationship status got complicated, so not looking forward to that.

So to recap, tell me why you deserve my PS4 day one edition extra copy of dark souls 3, and if it can be delivered to you for under 20 bucks and I have at least 9 other options it's yours no strings attached. (you will have to provide me with a deliverable address, obviously) I will evaluate replies when the goods arrive.

Thank you for your time, that is all!

PornWorx · 04-11-2016, 02:30 PM

I have been studying for a single 6 hour long medical exam for 2 years that is coming up soon. While raising two kids and working two jobs. I could use the fun before I have a full nervous break down. I was actually just looking at this game today. Looks excellent.

iSpyCams · 04-11-2016, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by PornWorx

I have been studying for a single 6 hour long medical exam for 2 years that is coming up soon. While raising two kids and working two jobs. I could use the fun before I have a full nervous break down. I was actually just looking at this game today. Looks excellent.

Good one. I will point out that this series is a bad choice for anyone looking to avoid a nervous breakdown, but we all blow off steam in our own way so I won't count that against you.

AntonMG · 04-11-2016, 02:46 PM

I'll paypal the shipping fee.

Klen · 04-11-2016, 02:49 PM

Nice offer, tho i dont have PS4.

PornWorx · 04-12-2016, 04:13 AM

bummmmmp...I am a little surprised by the lack of replies.

CurrentlySober · 04-12-2016, 04:46 AM

Cause i cunt a4d my own...

and i also like poo?

Rob · 04-12-2016, 04:55 AM

I deserve it because my uncle died on 9/11. I still live with a constant reminder of the tragedy. He was able to call me from the plane shortly before it hit the first tower. I'll never forget his final words..."ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

iSpyCams · 04-12-2016, 06:04 AM

I see 4 compelling arguments so far, we need 10 to hit the minimum. I feel like I should come up with a strategy for objectively finding a winner, but since not many of you guys are morning people and I usually get my Amazon deliveries around noon, I am guessing we won't have enough entries in time.

Spunky · 04-12-2016, 06:45 AM

I enjoyed the previous versions. looking forward to it

MrBottomTooth · 04-12-2016, 07:31 AM

I would like it. I got rejected by a fat girl on the weekend. She used to be a real slut when she was younger. Now she is almost 40 years old and has gained 50 lbs. Still wouldn't put out for me. Needless to say I am depressed and need something to take my mind off it. Plus I actually beat Dark Souls 2 last year so I will actually play this.

iSpyCams · 04-12-2016, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

I would like it. I got rejected by a fat girl on the weekend. She used to be a real slut when she was younger. Now she is almost 40 years old and has gained 50 lbs. Still wouldn't put out for me. Needless to say I am depressed and need something to take my mind off it. Plus I actually beat Dark Souls 2 last year so I will actually play this.

Finished DS2 and got shot down by a fat girl? It's possible you are now in the lead.

Let me just say that most of the unreasonable rejections I've received turned out to be bad timing - menstruation or inadequate grooming on their part forced them to reject intimacy. So don't take it too hard.

iSpyCams · 04-12-2016, 12:20 PM

Still no package at my door. Tracking says "out for delivery" and I can only imagine at this point that I wasn't on the list for the AM rounds.

So still time for additional entries. We need 10. I count 6 so far.

MrBottomTooth · 04-12-2016, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by iSpyCams

Finished DS2 and got shot down by a fat girl? It's possible you are now in the lead.

Lol. That made me laugh at least. Ds2 was easily the hardest game I've ever played and completed. There's some nes stuff that was harder but I always gave up on those. Great game. I don't remember what my death count was when I finished it but I'm assuming it must have been well over 500 deaths, probably closer to 1000.

Rob · 04-12-2016, 03:13 PM

My grandfather died fighting the Nazis in Germany while holding Bastogne with the 101st Airborne, Easy Company. His buddy, PFC Hilgerman sent his death letter to my grandmother. In his letter, he said make sure of two things; first, name his first grandson Rob. And second, for his grandson to play, and beat Dark Souls 3 when it is released on the PS4.

You could help fulfill the last wishes of a war veteran. That's deep, and that's why I deserve the game. I was lying about my first reason. My uncle didn't really say, "Allah Akbar!". I don't even have an uncle.

iSpyCams · 04-13-2016, 06:09 AM

Package arrived last night, I waited till this AM to check the thread, we still don't have the 10 replies needed to reach the minimum. So I am exercising my option to give it away locally.

It's true what they are saying on Reddit, the hardest boss in the game is the alarm clock the next morning. It's going to be a long day.

CaptainHowdy · 04-13-2016, 08:54 AM

I don't play videogames ...

PornWorx · 04-13-2016, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iSpyCams

Package arrived last night, I waited till this AM to check the thread, we still don't have the 10 replies needed to reach the minimum. So I am exercising my option to give it away locally.

It's true what they are saying on Reddit, the hardest boss in the game is the alarm clock the next morning. It's going to be a long day.

Have fun. Enjoy the game.

04-11-2016, 02:27 PM	#1
iSpyCams Amateur Gynecologist Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Medellin Posts: 4,436	Dark Souls 3 anyone? (giveaway inside) According to my Amazon account I have 2 copies arriving tomorrow before 8 PM. This is the PS4 version. It seems in my exuberance and over-excitedness to waste time, I preordered the game twice. Trying to think of something exciting to do with the extra copy, so I am thinking: Post the reason I should give it to you here in this thread. I will evaluate the answers when the package arrives and send it to you if you "win". I am willing to pay up to $20 for shipping UPS or USPS. - I live in the continental USA. If under 10 users respond I am reserving the right to cancel the giveaway and give it away similarly on Facebook, but my FB is kind of a minefield right now since my relationship status got complicated, so not looking forward to that. So to recap, tell me why you deserve my PS4 day one edition extra copy of dark souls 3, and if it can be delivered to you for under 20 bucks and I have at least 9 other options it's yours no strings attached. (you will have to provide me with a deliverable address, obviously) I will evaluate replies when the goods arrive. Thank you for your time, that is all! __________________ - As soon as I think up a good sig it's going here.

04-11-2016, 02:46 PM	#4
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04-12-2016, 04:55 AM	#8
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	I deserve it because my uncle died on 9/11. I still live with a constant reminder of the tragedy. He was able to call me from the plane shortly before it hit the first tower. I'll never forget his final words..."ALLAH AKBAR!!!" __________________

04-12-2016, 06:04 AM	#9
iSpyCams Amateur Gynecologist Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Medellin Posts: 4,436	I see 4 compelling arguments so far, we need 10 to hit the minimum. I feel like I should come up with a strategy for objectively finding a winner, but since not many of you guys are morning people and I usually get my Amazon deliveries around noon, I am guessing we won't have enough entries in time. __________________ - As soon as I think up a good sig it's going here.

04-11-2016, 02:30 PM	#2
PornWorx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 235	I have been studying for a single 6 hour long medical exam for 2 years that is coming up soon. While raising two kids and working two jobs. I could use the fun before I have a full nervous break down. I was actually just looking at this game today. Looks excellent.

04-11-2016, 02:49 PM	#5
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Nice offer, tho i dont have PS4.

04-12-2016, 04:13 AM	#6
PornWorx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 235	bummmmmp...I am a little surprised by the lack of replies.

04-12-2016, 06:45 AM	#10
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04-12-2016, 07:31 AM	#11
MrBottomTooth Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,795	I would like it. I got rejected by a fat girl on the weekend. She used to be a real slut when she was younger. Now she is almost 40 years old and has gained 50 lbs. Still wouldn't put out for me. Needless to say I am depressed and need something to take my mind off it. Plus I actually beat Dark Souls 2 last year so I will actually play this. __________________ Get Paid Per Email Like The WEGCASH Days!!!!

04-12-2016, 12:20 PM	#13
iSpyCams Amateur Gynecologist Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Medellin Posts: 4,436	Still no package at my door. Tracking says "out for delivery" and I can only imagine at this point that I wasn't on the list for the AM rounds. So still time for additional entries. We need 10. I count 6 so far. __________________ - As soon as I think up a good sig it's going here.

04-12-2016, 03:13 PM	#15
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	My grandfather died fighting the Nazis in Germany while holding Bastogne with the 101st Airborne, Easy Company. His buddy, PFC Hilgerman sent his death letter to my grandmother. In his letter, he said make sure of two things; first, name his first grandson Rob. And second, for his grandson to play, and beat Dark Souls 3 when it is released on the PS4. You could help fulfill the last wishes of a war veteran. That's deep, and that's why I deserve the game. I was lying about my first reason. My uncle didn't really say, "Allah Akbar!". I don't even have an uncle. __________________

04-13-2016, 06:09 AM	#16
iSpyCams Amateur Gynecologist Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Medellin Posts: 4,436	Package arrived last night, I waited till this AM to check the thread, we still don't have the 10 replies needed to reach the minimum. So I am exercising my option to give it away locally. It's true what they are saying on Reddit, the hardest boss in the game is the alarm clock the next morning. It's going to be a long day. __________________ - As soon as I think up a good sig it's going here.

04-13-2016, 08:54 AM	#17
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