500-pound gangster ?Wobbles? is having trouble fitting in court - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 05-07-2016, 01:29 AM

William ?Wobbles? Soler, a 500-pound accused gunrunner, was back jostling the scales of justice Friday ? failing to fit into courthouse elevators and even briefly shutting down a courtroom, all because of his massive girth.

Wobbles and his extra-wide wheelchair don?t fit inside the inmate-transport elevators, so he had to be hoisted via freight elevator to his 15th scheduled Bronx Supreme Court appearance for allegedly leading a crew that sold 93 guns to undercover officers.

He then had to remain on the audience side of the courtroom, since his chair was too wide to reach the defense table.

And when it was time for him to confer with his lawyer about a possible plea deal, the courtroom had to be emptied so they could have some privacy.

?He can?t fit into any of the [attorney-client] booths,? explained one court officer. ?There is no facility that fits him.?

Wobbles is due back in court next Friday.

500-pound gangster ‘Wobbles’ is having trouble fitting in court | New York Post

Dvae · 05-07-2016, 03:18 AM

Now thats gansta!!

CurrentlySober · 05-07-2016, 03:34 AM

I wish I was still only 500lbs...

Paul Markham · 05-07-2016, 02:05 PM

10 years inside will soon slim him down.

blackmonsters · 05-07-2016, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

10 years inside will soon slim him down.

I don't know a single story of someone slimming down in jail.

Grapesoda · 05-07-2016, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

William ?Wobbles? Soler, a 500-pound accused gunrunner,

that dude ain't running nothing nowhere

arock10 · 05-07-2016, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

that dude ain't running nothing nowhere

Haha my thoughts

georgeyw · 05-07-2016, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I don't know a single story of someone slimming down in jail.

blackmonsters · 05-07-2016, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

DraX · 05-07-2016, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

that dude ain't running nothing nowhere

I sure would like to see him try

Dvae · 05-08-2016, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

that dude ain't running nothing nowhere

...but just in case they handcuffed him to the wheelchair.

money biz · 05-08-2016, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I don't know a single story of someone slimming down in jail.

if you don't have friends putting $$ on your book you will get skinny real fast

brassmonkey · 05-08-2016, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by money biz

if you don't have friends putting $$ on your book you will get skinny real fast

jail? you can get fat. he may have friends. without warrants?? maybe they would risk it

CaptainHowdy · 05-09-2016, 05:52 AM

Ahahahahahahahaha!!

Den BongaCash · 05-09-2016, 06:44 AM

So that's how a gunrunner looks like. Interesting

jamesonjames · 05-09-2016, 06:58 AM

Has he decided to rob a McDonalds?

Horatio Caine · 05-09-2016, 07:03 AM

Whats he in for? Because this is real dindonuffin guy. And I believe him.

Horatio Caine · 05-09-2016, 07:05 AM

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if you don't have friends putting $$ on your book you will get skinny real fast

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

jail? you can get fat. he may have friends. without warrants?? maybe they would risk it

without warrants? da fuck? what are you talking 'bout, B-snichin'?

blackmonsters · 05-09-2016, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by money biz

if you don't have friends putting $$ on your book you will get skinny real fast

Fat mofos are extremely resourceful when it comes to food though.

JFK · 05-09-2016, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Den BongaCash

So that's how a gunrunner looks like. Interesting

brassmonkey · 05-09-2016, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

without warrants? da fuck? what are you talking 'bout, B-snichin'?

you that stupid?? they check you for warrants! money on books and visitation!

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