How to Tell if you're Descended from Space Aliens

[wehateporn]

?Many of us have been influenced by the alien gene pool, some more than others,? Dr. Noblet told reporters in Paris.

?In fact, there are people who are better than 60 percent alien living among us right now. Eye color, foot size, muscle tone, even the way they sleep and think, are dead giveaways to the influence of extraterrestrial ancestry. It is a simple matter to identify these people when you know what features to look for.?

Noblet?s report has been suprisingly well received by most of the human-development scientists around the world. German archaeologist Dr. Richard Graff said there is plenty of evidence to support the French anthropologist?s claims. ?There is little doubt the human mind has changed dramatically in the past 8,000 years,? said the expert.

?We also know that the very appearance of humans became much more refined at the same time. Natural evolution is too slow to have caused such sudden changes. It is more likely they were brought about by the introduction of superior characteristics from an extraterrestrial gene pool."

Noblet says the following physical features may indicated a strong extraterrestrial influence in your ancestry:

1. Eye color is usually green or hazel. The eyes are set wide apart in the head.

2. Feet tend to be small and narrow. Toes are apt to be longer than most people feel is normal.

3. Ears are larger than average and set close to the head.

4. Hands and fingers are long and slender. Nails tend to be perfectly formed but fragile.

5. Facial features are usually delicate but sometimes appear to be sharply chiseled. Lips are either fuller than average or unusually thin.

6. Hips are fuller than average to downright wide. In women, breasts are small for build.

7. Hair tends to be red or blonde, but hair color alone does not prove alien ancestry.

8. Body build is small to average. Bones are usually weak.

[suesheboy]

but what do they taste like?

[MiamiBoyz]

[shake]

Originally Posted by suesheboy

but what do they taste like?

Chicken.

[sarettah]

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[Jigster715]

WHP.... Why you keeping this one a secret?

Enormous Craft Detected On Moon, The Secret Is Out (Photos) – BreakNewsing

[SuckOnThis]

Originally Posted by wehateporn

Noblet says the following physical features may indicated a strong extraterrestrial influence in your ancestry:

1. Eye color is usually green or hazel. The eyes are set wide apart in the head.

2. Feet tend to be small and narrow. Toes are apt to be longer than most people feel is normal.

3. Ears are larger than average and set close to the head.

4. Hands and fingers are long and slender. Nails tend to be perfectly formed but fragile.

5. Facial features are usually delicate but sometimes appear to be sharply chiseled. Lips are either fuller than average or unusually thin.

6. Hips are fuller than average to downright wide. In women, breasts are small for build.

7. Hair tends to be red or blonde, but hair color alone does not prove alien ancestry.

8. Body build is small to average. Bones are usually weak.

9. You spend your time posting weird ass alien theories on the internet.

[_Richard_]

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

just incredible.. however:

[JFK]

Originally Posted by Jigster715

WHP.... Why you keeping this one a secret?

Enormous Craft Detected On Moon, The Secret Is Out (Photos) ? BreakNewsing

OMG... Thanks for sharing that one

[The Porn Nerd]

Originally Posted by wehateporn

?Many of us have been influenced by the alien gene pool, some more than others,? Dr. Noblet told reporters in Paris.

?In fact, there are people who are better than 60 percent alien living among us right now. Eye color, foot size, muscle tone, even the way they sleep and think, are dead giveaways to the influence of extraterrestrial ancestry. It is a simple matter to identify these people when you know what features to look for.?

Noblet?s report has been suprisingly well received by most of the human-development scientists around the world. German archaeologist Dr. Richard Graff said there is plenty of evidence to support the French anthropologist?s claims. ?There is little doubt the human mind has changed dramatically in the past 8,000 years,? said the expert.

?We also know that the very appearance of humans became much more refined at the same time. Natural evolution is too slow to have caused such sudden changes. It is more likely they were brought about by the introduction of superior characteristics from an extraterrestrial gene pool."

Noblet says the following physical features may indicated a strong extraterrestrial influence in your ancestry:

1. Eye color is usually green or hazel. The eyes are set wide apart in the head.

2. Feet tend to be small and narrow. Toes are apt to be longer than most people feel is normal.

3. Ears are larger than average and set close to the head.

4. Hands and fingers are long and slender. Nails tend to be perfectly formed but fragile.

5. Facial features are usually delicate but sometimes appear to be sharply chiseled. Lips are either fuller than average or unusually thin.

6. Hips are fuller than average to downright wide. In women, breasts are small for build.
7. Hair tends to be red or blonde, but hair color alone does not prove alien ancestry.

8. Body build is small to average. Bones are usually weak.

There goes my alien sex fantasies.

[VikingMan]

Directly related to this thread: Is that an antenna on Oderus's penis? His penis was always changing. When I saw him live it looked much different/more human-like.

[candyflip]

[Jigster715]

Originally Posted by JFK

OMG... Thanks for sharing that one

No problem. I just made a treaty with em for me and the wife. The rest of you? Good fuckin luck. They LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV pork.

[Hannes]

This must mean.. Ohh Nooo! my wang grew legs and ran away. i must be an alien now.

[Paul Markham]

Dr. Noblet = Idiot. But not as stupid as those who swallow this BS.

[ITraffic]

Weekly World News - 6 May 1997 - Page 22.

[EonBlue]

Originally Posted by wehateporn

?Many of us have been influenced by the alien gene pool, some more than others,? Dr. Noblet told reporters in Paris.

?In fact, there are people who are better than 60 percent alien living among us right now. Eye color, foot size, muscle tone, even the way they sleep and think, are dead giveaways to the influence of extraterrestrial ancestry. It is a simple matter to identify these people when you know what features to look for.?

Noblet?s report has been suprisingly well received by most of the human-development scientists around the world. German archaeologist Dr. Richard Graff said there is plenty of evidence to support the French anthropologist?s claims. ?There is little doubt the human mind has changed dramatically in the past 8,000 years,? said the expert.

?We also know that the very appearance of humans became much more refined at the same time. Natural evolution is too slow to have caused such sudden changes. It is more likely they were brought about by the introduction of superior characteristics from an extraterrestrial gene pool."

Noblet says the following physical features may indicated a strong extraterrestrial influence in your ancestry:

1. Eye color is usually green or hazel. The eyes are set wide apart in the head.

2. Feet tend to be small and narrow. Toes are apt to be longer than most people feel is normal.

3. Ears are larger than average and set close to the head.

4. Hands and fingers are long and slender. Nails tend to be perfectly formed but fragile.

5. Facial features are usually delicate but sometimes appear to be sharply chiseled. Lips are either fuller than average or unusually thin.

6. Hips are fuller than average to downright wide. In women, breasts are small for build.

7. Hair tends to be red or blonde, but hair color alone does not prove alien ancestry.

8. Body build is small to average. Bones are usually weak.

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