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Too lazy to set a custom title
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somebody has been in my bed lol
I was alone at home for the last few days, my gf is away, nobody else has the keys, my bed smells like ladies perfume tonight?!? Wtf lol? The pillow and the top of the blanket like somebody covered themselves up.
What is more interesting my cat smells like ladies perfume too! I am in the top floor, only appartment on the floor, metal door with butterfly key. No other way in. The perfume is unfamiliar. Its has strong floral notes and I think I smell make up as well. My balls pillow does not smell of that perfume, but when I lie down the scent is in the air around me its fresh as fucck. I was away today only for 3 hours... How about that? Fucking strange as fuck... |
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🚨 PBBC International 🚨
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I know who it was. It was....
American Hegemony OWNED |
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Confirmed Asshole
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You must be one of them blackout crossdressers
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I need a beer
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I boned your G/F while you were at work
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Sieg Hi!
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Sounds like she fucked you while you didn't get to fuck her...
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Sieg Hi!
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Or maybe the Americans left some Orange Agent-leftovers on your rooftop?
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Living inside your head.
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Your mom came up to your room in the attic and fucked the milkman in your bed. Then she pet the cat. No big deal.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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well my cat cant speak so it will remain a mystery....
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So fucking bland
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balls pillow ...?
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full-time aspiring rapper
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First ever unreported gay rape in Serbia
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So Fucking Banned
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why did it take this long for anyone to notice this part?
oh.. it was your cat... knocked over a small bottle and broke somewhere then he walked through it and then took a nap--mystery solved. You guys don't have sherlock holmes translated out there or what?
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Amanda Adams
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Maybe she isn't really away, especially if she usually cuddles the cat :P
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Your cat been swiping right on Tinder all day while you're out
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Fakecoin Investor
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rogue pornpros uploader
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