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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: May 2016
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![]() ![]() Here's the straight poop ... an Arizona TV reporter got his ass arrested for doing a really s***** job -- in someone's front yard. Jonathan Lowe was working a story earlier this week in a Goodyear, AZ neighborhood when nature called. According to the police report ... Lowe left his news van, grabbed a bunch of papers and walked across the street, copped a squat and "proceeded to defecate in the yard of the residence." Someone must've spotted Lowe doing his biz and called cops. When the officer showed up at Lowe's news van .. the reporter said, "I know what you want to talk to me about." Read more: TV Reporter Arrested: Live from a Front Yard ... I'm Taking a Crap!! | TMZ.com |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
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I wish it had been in my yard...
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StraightBro
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA
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He couldn't do it in the van on "the bunch of papers"? Couldn't drive to a gas station? Dumbass
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Geo Cities
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: North Captiva Island, Florida USA
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Maybe that's part of his culture.
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: shooting pool in Elysium
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Defendable on religious terms if he said, "God made me go poo-poo".
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Fakecoin Investor
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Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: New Delhi, IN
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WARNING: Stay Away From Marlboroack aka aka Brandon Ackerman
https://gfy.com/21169705-post8.html Donny Long is Felon, Stalker, Scammer & Coward http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/...lon-int-761244 |
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Confirmed Asshole
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar.
Posts: 12,722
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Nigga Please! His side job is lawn fertilizing and must have gotten the address mixed up! The man is trying to keep him down and destroy his bizness
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Confirmed Chicago Pimp
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Chicago
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"police say the homeowner told them she would have been totally willing to let him use her bathroom"
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,907
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I shit on the honkies yard !
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