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Louis CK sums up the election with a brilliant analogy
It's like if you were on a plane and you wanted to choose a pilot. You have one person, Hillary, who says, "Here's my license. Here's all the thousands of flights that I've flown. Here's planes I've flown in really difficult situations. I've had some good flights and some bad flights, but I've been flying for a very long time, and I know exactly how this plane works." Then you've got Bernie, who says, "Everyone should get a ride right to their house with this plane." "Well, how are you going to do that?" "I just think we should. It's only fair that everyone gets to use the plane equally." And then Trump says, "I'm going to fly so well. You're not going to believe how good I'm going to fly this plane, and by the way, Hillary never flew a plane in her life." "She did, and we have pictures." "No, she never did it." It's insane.
Louis CK Sums Up This Presidential Election With One Brilliant Analogy
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In other news Louis CK will not be performing for the Young Republicans 2016 Convention.
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So Hilary was a president already?
"political experience" and "having presidential = plane pilot" experience is not the same. I call for wrong analogy here. I like how he described commie idiot Bernie though ![]() |
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Hillary obtained her pilots license just from being married to Bill Clinton. She got a free pilot license without ever having to take a class or accomplishing anything.
Trump is a scumbag but so is Hillary. She lies about lying. Anyone that truly is excited about Hillary becoming the next President is super bored with their own life. |
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Well, his bit is fairly accurate. But flying an airplane is an honest living. Being a politician though? That's like comparing credentials to being a murderer.
I'd prefer the person with the LEAST amount of experience, so that the enterprise isn't expanded, and instead collapses right on its fucking face. "She has the most experience dough!1 Hurr!!" Yeah, at running a criminal enterprise for christ's fucking sake. |
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It's like me saying "Well, I can drive a boat, so I can definitely fly this plane."..
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i'm not surprised the op needs to look to silly analogies by comedians to have simple things explained to him so he'll know how to process the event.
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