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lakerslive · 08-08-2016, 03:05 PM

Their bodies should just be dumped in a dumpster or flush down the toilet.

Not that it matters anyway

artwilliams · 08-08-2016, 03:17 PM

Funerals are for the living.

MaDalton · 08-08-2016, 03:19 PM

I like the Tibetian sky burial

Harambe · 08-08-2016, 03:22 PM

brassmonkey needs no burial

Smack dat · 08-08-2016, 03:38 PM

[QUOTE=artwilliams;21089716]Funerals are for the living.

True this.

CaptainHowdy · 08-08-2016, 03:42 PM

My corpse will be fed to stray dogs ...

SilentKnight · 08-08-2016, 06:24 PM

I want them to feed my fingertips to the wolverines.

Jigster715 · 08-08-2016, 06:33 PM

I like composting...you know, pay it forward.

Spunky · 08-08-2016, 06:54 PM

Jesus forgives everybody

SilentKnight · 08-08-2016, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Jesus forgives everybody

Obviously he ain't related to my bank manager.

crockett · 08-08-2016, 07:01 PM

If you do it right, there is no body to be buried.

MiamiBoyz · 08-08-2016, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by lakerslive

Their bodies should just be dumped in a dumpster or flush down the toilet.

Not that it matters anyway

I say that when someone dies the body should be utilized as food.

Who really knows what that mystery meat is at Taco Bell...well now you do.

Just makes sense and with the right condiments can be fucking delicious as well - WIN WIN

Bladewire · 08-08-2016, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

I say that when someone dies the body should be utilized as food.

MK Ultra · 08-08-2016, 07:45 PM

I want to be cremated and have my ashes added to the batter mix at IHOP

Look Chang · 08-08-2016, 09:02 PM

I like the idea of cremation and ashes spread in a river, graveyards are dreadful places

CurrentlySober · 08-09-2016, 01:00 AM

I just wanna be flushed...

H-Tom · 08-09-2016, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lakerslive

should just be dumped in a dumpster

like your mother did with you?

SilentKnight · 08-09-2016, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by H-Tom

like your mother did with you?

Matyko · 08-09-2016, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lakerslive

Their bodies should just be dumped in a dumpster or flush down the toilet.

Not that it matters anyway

Why are you fuckin' around badmouthing atheists you mofo?

Markul · 08-09-2016, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by lakerslive

Their bodies should just be dumped in a dumpster or flush down the toilet.

Not that it matters anyway

So what you are saying is that you're religious and therefore, a retard. Gotcha

Martin · 08-09-2016, 07:03 AM

when I die bury me hang my balls from a cherry tree.

No seriously what they do with me after I go doesnt matter to me.

Surprise me.

Sunny Day · 08-09-2016, 07:10 AM

I don't plan on a funeral. But I hedge my bets.
Cremation, spread my ashes in the local lake. Hopefully my family gets closure.
To me, now, knowing when I go, those ashes go in a local park & lake where a a few women and I spent a school night having sex, given me peace of mind now.

Adnium_Ivana · 08-09-2016, 07:19 AM

Y'all need church.

Ferus · 08-09-2016, 08:21 AM

Trolls being trolls....

bronco67 · 08-09-2016, 08:32 AM

The funeral is for the people who give a shit...not for the person who died. I don't care if I'm dropped from a helicopter into alligator infested waters, but some people in my life might have other plans for my corpse.

EonBlue · 08-09-2016, 09:09 AM

This: The Voyager Memorial Spaceflight Service - Launch ashes - Space burial - Space funeral - Cremation memorials

About the same cost as a traditional funeral.

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JFK · 08-09-2016, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Jesus forgives everybody

Bless him

MiamiBoyz · 08-09-2016, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

The funeral is for the people who give a shit...not for the person who died. I don't care if I'm dropped from a helicopter into alligator infested waters, but some people in my life might have other plans for my corpse.

Necrophilia immediately comes to mind...

Bladewire · 08-09-2016, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Necrophilia immediately comes to mind...

Is it legal if they give you written/video taped permission to fuck them after they die?

bronco67 · 08-09-2016, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Necrophilia immediately comes to mind...

If they're lucky.

jscott · 08-09-2016, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by lakerslive

Their bodies should just be dumped in a dumpster or flush down the toilet.

Not that it matters anyway

Religious people are funny, their entertainment is of endless supply, especially those tv pastors

ilnjscb · 08-09-2016, 06:29 PM

Funerals are for the living

yuu.design · 08-10-2016, 02:48 AM

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Sunny Day · 08-10-2016, 02:58 AM

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lock · 08-10-2016, 03:22 AM

Could you burn in eternity for suggesting it.

HowlingWulf · 08-10-2016, 08:07 AM

Why would you even start a thread like this?

candyflip · 08-10-2016, 08:39 AM

My will states that i am to be cremated and part of my ashes flushed down the toilet.

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