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02-27-2001, 09:29 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Hutchinson Island, FL, USA
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"Your Mama" Jokes!
Your Mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an ESTIMATE!
Your Mama is just like a hardware store...ten cents a screw. Your Mama is so old ... her birth-certificate expired! Your Mama is so fat she's taller lying down. |
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02-27-2001, 09:43 AM
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Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands
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Are you talking about my mama?? What the fuck
i'm gonna kill you asshole, you son of a bitch a aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ------------------ Life's a bitch |
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02-27-2001, 09:58 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Right Behind You !!
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You're mamma is so fat she's gotta iron her clothes in the driveway !!!
Now that's FAT.. ya think I can get some pictures of your mamma..??? |
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02-27-2001, 09:59 AM
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Location: The Valley
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My mama is so big she, no wait, I started it wrong.
YOUR Mama is so dumb, no I mean fat, no I mean big, that she forgot to tie her... No I guess if she forgot something that would make her dumb. Let me start this one again, Your Mama forgot to, Oh FUCK IT! |
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02-27-2001, 10:39 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Hutchinson Island, FL, USA
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Ahhhhhhh C'mon.....! ;(
Gimme some good putdowns to use on the boards! Your Mama is so nasty she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh. Your Mama is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. Your Mama is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet. |
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02-27-2001, 11:44 AM
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Location: The Netherlands
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Yo mamma is so fat, when she sits in a classroom she sits next to everybody!!!
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02-27-2001, 05:19 PM
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Location: Hutchinson Island, FL, USA
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OK, I'm bringing this one back to the top... I'm amazed I didn't get more material from this group!
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02-28-2001, 01:53 PM
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Your mama so fat I tried to drive around her once and I ran out of gas.
ha ha, I've always liked that one!  ------------------ Juge - webmaster of Juge's Bikini and Thong Page http://www.jugesbikini.com/ |
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02-28-2001, 02:17 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
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your momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger outta george washingtons nose!
http://mf.sexhound.com |
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02-28-2001, 02:23 PM
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Location: USA
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Yo mama so fat, the gravity from her mass levitates close by objects...
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02-28-2001, 02:29 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
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there was just a post about this last week.
------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!" |
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02-28-2001, 02:40 PM
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Location: Calabasa, CA & Chicago, IL
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y0 momma so fat, when she jumped she got stuck.
man i miss in living color. that show had the ultimate y0 momma jokes and more than half the jokes on this post came from there. any1 else watch reruns on fx? |
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02-28-2001, 02:41 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
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hey Ace0r, did you win the longest thread contest like i thought??
 ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!" |
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02-28-2001, 06:03 PM
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no idea baba, lens didnt post his "so who won it" post yet
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02-28-2001, 06:18 PM
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Location: fresh meadows, ny, USA
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your mommas so fat cuase.... uhhh
your mommas so stupid cause.... uhhh your mommas so old cause.. uhh.... she knew Burger King when he was a price? |
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03-01-2001, 08:23 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Don't Let Them Ride You Hard and Put You Away Wet.
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Yo mama so fat she needs to take off her pannts just to get into her pockets.
In living color was the funniest thing going, but the hav all moved on to bigger and better things. We used to have the Chris Rock show but now that has been canceled what are we going to do. no more your mama jokes, no more Chris Rock i think that world is coming to the end. |
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10-21-2016, 02:40 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2002
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10-22-2016, 05:06 AM
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Your mamas so fat the last time i fucked her i singed my ass hair on the lightbulb
Your mamas so fat the last time i fucked her i had to roll her in flour just to find the wet patch
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