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Old 10-19-2016, 09:47 AM   #1
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I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought "what would Jesus do?"

... so I turned it into wine.
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Old 10-19-2016, 10:10 AM   #2
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Twice in the past few years my wife has found large sums of cash.

Once was the doctor's office where a landscaper left behind his bank deposit bag. The other time was when she dropped her car off at the local auto repair shop and again found a deposit bag. Both times involved thousands dollars. She returned the money both times.
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Old 10-19-2016, 10:56 AM   #3
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That depends.

Are you asking about the Jesus that lives on the left of me or the one on the right?
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Old 10-19-2016, 03:02 PM   #4
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hahah, good one!
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Old 10-19-2016, 03:15 PM   #5
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Twice in the past few years my wife has found large sums of cash.

Once was the doctor's office where a landscaper left behind his bank deposit bag. The other time was when she dropped her car off at the local auto repair shop and again found a deposit bag. Both times involved thousands dollars. She returned the money both times.
What a stupid bitch...I hope you kicked the shit out of her for letting those opportunities slip through your fingers!

God clearly had her find that money for a reason and that reason was not to return it!
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Old 10-19-2016, 03:23 PM   #6
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... so I turned it into wine.
Jesus would have given to the poor - ie. me...
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Old 10-20-2016, 01:14 PM   #7
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Old 10-20-2016, 09:58 PM   #8
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Old 10-20-2016, 11:28 PM   #9
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Jesus would have given to the poor - ie. me...
and just like a good samaritan,
share your blessings to others.
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Old 10-21-2016, 02:53 AM   #10
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Very charitable, did you share the wine with the wedding guests?
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Old 10-21-2016, 06:34 AM   #11
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Jesus would give it back
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Old 10-21-2016, 06:40 AM   #12
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hehe good one. I guess I would return it, but again, if God wanted me to find it, then...
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Old 10-21-2016, 06:43 AM   #13
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... so I turned it into wine.
did you share?
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Good one! I would've done the same!
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...would have spent it on hookers and booze - the Christian way
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Old 10-21-2016, 07:07 AM   #16
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... so I turned it into wine.
thought maybe you would pick up some neem oil and wash some whores feet? jc had a foot fetish right?
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