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Old 11-04-2016, 03:29 PM   #1
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Police arrest naked man with wires attached to crotch

Guess the state. LOL.



A naked man was arrested in Florida after driving slowly through a family neighborhood with electrical wires attached to his penis, police said.Kurt Jenkins, 56, was charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition, exposure of sexual organs and resisting a law enforcement officer, NBC Miami reported.

A witness told investigators that Jenkins drove by him Monday, gesturing for him to look at Jenkins? groin area. That?s when the witness saw an electrical device with wires attached to Jenkins? penis, Boynton Beach police said.

The witness said Jenkins asked him to get in the car, but he declined and called police.

Once officers arrived, Jenkins refused to comply with police commands, officials said. Jenkins was eventually taken to the ground and handcuffed.

No additional details were released.


What the fuck is wrong with people?

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Old 11-04-2016, 04:17 PM   #2
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What was the device on his dick?
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Old 11-04-2016, 04:57 PM   #3
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He was probably on his way to vote for TRUMP. Amirite guyz? HI Five!
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Old 11-04-2016, 05:43 PM   #4
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He was probably on his way to vote for TRUMP. Amirite guyz? HI Five!
/High-Fived! Woo!
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Old 11-04-2016, 05:44 PM   #5
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Old 11-04-2016, 05:56 PM   #6
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What was the device on his dick?
It says "electrical wires attached to his penis". So I am guessing yes.

The question is why. I know people are into some freaky shit, but electrocuting your balls is one thing I do not understand.
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I know people are into some freaky shit, but electrocuting your balls is one thing I do not understand.
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Recharging his penis with a USB cable.
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