What's the strangest thing you did with your penis? - GoFuckYourself.com

Smack dat · 11-16-2016, 04:28 PM

Not sure if this is strange or not but when I was a teen I drew a face on my erect penis. Not sure why now.

Anyway, I was with my friend and I was having a piss the next day (I can't remember if I was hard or not) and he noticed the drawing on my penis.

Well, I got the piss taken out of me for the rest of the day.

RummyBoy · 11-16-2016, 04:51 PM

I stuck it in a hoover once, the hand extension bit. I was a teen and wanted to see what would be the result. It didn't do anything for me. Well that takes me back in time, remembering old flames.

It was a Dyson if I remember rightly (dual cyclone).

Relic · 11-16-2016, 04:53 PM

Not saying

EddyTheDog · 11-16-2016, 04:56 PM

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What's the strangest thing you did with your penis?

Your dad...

Bladewire · 11-16-2016, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Your dad...

Your dog

. How you got your nickname Eddy the dog

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I've always cherished my penis. I treat it like a gold bar between my legs and my balls the gold nuggets. I lotion them, groom them and inspect them daily. The strangest thing I did was soak it in Tang when I was a kid so my girlfriend would suck it. She couldn't fit it in her mouth but she liked the taste

Smack dat · 11-16-2016, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Your dog

. How you got your nickname Eddy the dog

EddyTheDog · 11-16-2016, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Your dog

. How you got your nickname Eddy the dog

I was thinking of a username, looked down and saw my dog - Eddy...

Bladewire · 11-16-2016, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I was thinking of a username, looked down and saw my dog - Eddy...

Looked down and saw your dog doing what Eddie?

Real story:

I was on Youtube and saw a guy put peanut butter on his dick to get a blowjob, so I tried it and went on GFY. I was thinking of a username, felt my dog liked the peanut butter, looked down between my legs smiling at my dog Eddie and came up with EddieTheDog

Relic · 11-16-2016, 05:16 PM

Face palm though

Speigelau · 11-16-2016, 05:33 PM

Another Clickity Click troll thread cause he is bored with gfy.

Look Chang · 11-16-2016, 11:18 PM

Pissing...

davidCRM · 11-17-2016, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Your dad...

damn, you beat me to it

Jane BongaCash · 11-17-2016, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

Pissing...

yeah

it is really strange...

rayadp05 · 11-17-2016, 06:08 AM

I jerked off with some sort of cream that BURNED LIKE HELL. I was only about 13 years old, but I never touched that shit again.

Bama · 11-17-2016, 08:55 AM

I hooked up the electrode pads from my TENS therapy machine to the base of my penis and the other to the base of my balls and ran it on the high setting while rubbing one out..

Hurt and felt good at the same time! Tesla would have been proud

C H R I S · 11-17-2016, 08:58 AM

One summer at band camp...........

Adraco · 11-17-2016, 09:39 AM

I stuck it in some strange pussy from foreign country

- without having Gary LOOKING at her first, to SEE if she had the AIDS...

VikingMan · 11-17-2016, 11:45 AM

Never stir your coffee with your dick. Trust me.

Relic · 11-17-2016, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Adraco

I stuck it in some strange pussy from foreign country

- without having Gary LOOKING at her first, to SEE if she had the AIDS...

Bladewire · 11-17-2016, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by rayadp05

I jerked off with some sort of cream that BURNED LIKE HELL. I was only about 13 years old, but I never touched that shit again.

Ben Gay

Smack dat · 11-17-2016, 03:19 PM

To all the people asking how old I was on PM. I was 19 ok.

Bladewire · 11-17-2016, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

To all the people asking how old I was on PM. I was 19 ok.

So its gotten even bigger since then, nice

Phoenix · 11-17-2016, 05:37 PM

nevermind..lol

Bladewire · 11-17-2016, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

I was with a girl who wanted to see how many times she could make me cum in a day.
Well at night she was getting creative, and decided to try and use a grapefruit sort of thing to help jerk me....it started stinging like hell i had to run for the shower

Ouch poor guy! How many times did you cum that day?

cinnemon · 11-18-2016, 11:57 AM

I've burned

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a.great · 11-18-2016, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by cinnemon

I've burned

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Wtf??? Are you crazy?

cinnemon · 11-18-2016, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by a.great

Wtf??? Are you crazy?

Yeppppppppp

a.great · 11-18-2016, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

Never stir your coffee with your dick. Trust me.

I do not believe this

)))

a.great · 11-18-2016, 12:10 PM

[QUOTE=cinnemon;21311707]Yeppppppppp[/QUOTE

GFY 🖕🏿😂

horikh · 11-18-2016, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by cinnemon

I've burned

)

I don't believe...😄 how did you do that? More detaliez

romeo22 · 11-18-2016, 01:53 PM

I share my cock with all the girls

Bladewire · 11-18-2016, 02:06 PM

^^ codeword for trannies ^^

rayadp05 · 11-18-2016, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by rayadp05

I jerked off with some sort of cream that BURNED LIKE HELL. I was only about 13 years old, but I never touched that shit again.

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Ben Gay

You're right. That was it ....LOL

Gonger · 11-18-2016, 06:26 PM

Well, we were in a bar outside at the summer and there was an empty bottle of Jack. So I tried to put it in the jack but something seem to be wrong and the security jumped off.
..

Bladewire · 11-18-2016, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by rayadp05

You're right. That was it ....LOL

When I first got on the freshman football team, unknown to us, our initiation during first after game showers was someone with Ben Gay on a popsicle stick coming up behind each of us and pressing it between our butt cheeks real quick! Aaaahhh good times loved my high school sports

EddyTheDog · 11-18-2016, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonger

Well, we were in a bar outside at the summer and there was an empty bottle of Jack. So I tried to put it in the jack but something seem to be wrong and the security jumped off.
..

It fits in the top of a JD bottle?..

11-16-2016, 04:28 PM	#1
Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	What's the strangest thing you did with your penis? Not sure if this is strange or not but when I was a teen I drew a face on my erect penis. Not sure why now. Anyway, I was with my friend and I was having a piss the next day (I can't remember if I was hard or not) and he noticed the drawing on my penis. Well, I got the piss taken out of me for the rest of the day.

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RummyBoy Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,157	I stuck it in a hoover once, the hand extension bit. I was a teen and wanted to see what would be the result. It didn't do anything for me. Well that takes me back in time, remembering old flames. It was a Dyson if I remember rightly (dual cyclone).

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Relic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 10,300	Not saying

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Relic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 10,300	Face palm though

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Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	I hooked up the electrode pads from my TENS therapy machine to the base of my penis and the other to the base of my balls and ran it on the high setting while rubbing one out.. Hurt and felt good at the same time! Tesla would have been proud

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VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,461	Never stir your coffee with your dick. Trust me.

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Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	To all the people asking how old I was on PM. I was 19 ok.

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Gonger Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 34	Well, we were in a bar outside at the summer and there was an empty bottle of Jack. So I tried to put it in the jack but something seem to be wrong and the security jumped off. ..