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sexual assault at a pool party
yesterday I was sitting around my office, which faces the pool. a model staying in one of the bedrooms was out back doing whippets... in fact 2 boxes of 50 each. then I hear crying and laughing alternating. so I look out and she is on the diving board crying, talking on the phone, I'm thinking, fuck she is high as a cows ass, hope she doesn't fall and crack her head on the concrete. or fall in the pool. eventually she left and went in the house. thank god, don't need some crack head spilling her brains out on the patio, right?
a few minutes later I go out to the kitchen to grab a coffee... and my driveway is filled with 5 sheriff cars... WTF??? right??? and cops are a bit hostile, they tell me someone called about a wild pool party. WTF??? hey cop, it's 50 degrees there is no pool party. it's just me and 2 models, I'm in the office and the models are upstairs in the bedrooms. so I show the cops where the bed rooms are, they won't let me up there and make me stay down stairs... I can hear the model crying a screaming... "I'm a dirty whore, etc..." oh yeah she had also texted her agent telling him she was going to stab me with a knife... myself and the agent were debating calling 911 when the heat arrived... I didn't because I didn't want cops all over my house right? that worked out didn't it lol!! after about an hour of cops dealing with the model, I got the real story: the model had called the cops telling them she was being sexually assaulted at a wild pool party. no shit. the cops told me they wouldn't leave until the model did and they would not take her 5150, crap. I finally got an uber, the cops got her packed inside the car with her stuff, I slipped the uber driver some 20's and off they went, the cops took off. I went to Krispy Crème with the other model... we had coffee and doughnuts, then went out to BBQ... this is when the other model tells me nutjob had a bag of coke and a bottle of pills as well so what did you guys do yesterday? |
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See signature :)
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Interesting if real
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I just smoke weed, much less drama..
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So fuckin' bored
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I need a beer
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Damn them fucked up she devils
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I've been shooting since '99, never had drama like that, or at all really.
Then again I shoot staight military mostly. Only problem I had with chicks is a couple models in another room eating pizza talking to loud when I was shooting in the other room. I did have one guy freak out when I touched his dick and yell "sexual assault"!, then he started laughing and said "just kidding" ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry you had a model / cop / drug drama filled weekend. Next time shit happens your on cops radar damn. |
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![]() BTW are you aware that you only find humor in the misery of others... and that you must make a comment that you perceive as making you superior to others? you might need a shrink to peek under the hood homey, you're almost as bad a dogshit boy. you're going to need to apply yourself a bit if you want to reach dogshit levels ![]() |
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I don't shoot Gay too much drama, late arrivals, attitude, etc. Not my thing.
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![]() maybe you could concern yourself with your lack of empathy and enjoyment of belittling others? just sayin you know? |
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Damn Grape
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Old English Mastiff, male neutered though... great guy for sure... the poor guy sprained his ankle so I've been sleeping on the floor of my office because the poor fellow couldn't get down the steps to the bedroom... getting better now..
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See signature :)
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I've never shot content so this might be a stupid question, but why were you letting her do whippits while at the shoot?
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FYI first time I've ever seen whips or seen them used. I have to think that most do not use 100 in 2 hours though... reminds me of a guy I knew that put his head into a planter on sunset Blvd. for about 6 hours 1 night while tripping on speed ![]() |
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irrationally protective is a great way to put it. also my guy dislikes men very much, and when I state 170lbs, and that's with no fat. solid muscle, like the pic above.
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this sounds like a fucked up side quest in GTA or Saints Row :D
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That turns out pretty good I guess?. Could have been worse man! Like the model telling the cops that you're the one who sex assaulted her.
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a guy I know was fucking a crack whore, until she jumped off the balcony with the bag of crack. she broke her legs, then told the cops he threw her off lol!!
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