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Smack dat · 01-31-2017, 12:56 AM

On Minecraft.

I spent at least a couple of hours building it. She built her own. I was pretty proud of it as it was my first time playing and our first time using creative mode.
She decided it was a good idea to place lava at my front door.

The conversation went something like this..

Daughter: I've found some lava
Me: Don't put it by yy front door
Daughter: I can't move it
Me: - Tried to move it
Daughter: You can use it as a decoration
Me: I don't want lava at my front door it will burn my house down
Daughter: Your house can't burn down it's made of bricks
Me - My carpets on fire
Me - My whole living room is on fire
Me - It's moving to the upper floors
Me - It's coming out of the roof
Daughter - Don't worry it was an accident.

Mediamix · 01-31-2017, 01:23 AM

CurrentlySober · 01-31-2017, 01:25 AM

So go set her real life room on fire to teach her a lesson... As long as you have home insurance you can blame it on her and make a nice claim. Then use the claim money to get a nice big TV or something, but dont let her watch it. After a few months of living in a burnt out room, her attitude will have impooved.

As the saying goes... "Spare the flames and spoil the child..."

Look Chang · 01-31-2017, 01:26 AM

She deserves a spanking

Coup · 01-31-2017, 01:47 AM

ContentPimp · 01-31-2017, 01:48 AM

LOL that's what happens when they get involved too much

davidCRM · 01-31-2017, 01:49 AM

well.. better learn now, right? :D

peter.clickpapa · 01-31-2017, 02:12 AM

SekobA · 01-31-2017, 02:53 AM

Pockemon and some other games suck

Joshua G · 01-31-2017, 03:56 AM

we're voluntarily plugging into the matrix today. can't wait until the machines plug us into the game & they use our bodies as batteries!

beerptrol · 01-31-2017, 04:06 AM

Go throw a bunch of chickens into her bedroom when she's not there

MiamiBoyz · 01-31-2017, 04:15 AM

Take a dump in her bed.

wehateporn · 01-31-2017, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua G

we're voluntarily plugging into the matrix today. can't wait until the machines plug us into the game & they use our bodies as batteries!

I think that's already happened, Planet Earth sounds short for PlayNet Earth

CaptainHowdy · 01-31-2017, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Take a dump in her bed.

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Coup · 01-31-2017, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peter.clickpapa

there was no need to inject your racist beliefs into this thread.

Spunky · 01-31-2017, 07:45 AM

Burn her finger tips with matches. that will teach not to play with fire

j3rkules · 01-31-2017, 07:50 AM

You better thank her it was not your real house...

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Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	My daughter burnt my house down last night On Minecraft. I spent at least a couple of hours building it. She built her own. I was pretty proud of it as it was my first time playing and our first time using creative mode. She decided it was a good idea to place lava at my front door. The conversation went something like this.. Daughter: I've found some lava Me: Don't put it by yy front door Daughter: I can't move it Me: - Tried to move it Daughter: You can use it as a decoration Me: I don't want lava at my front door it will burn my house down Daughter: Your house can't burn down it's made of bricks Me - My carpets on fire Me - My whole living room is on fire Me - It's moving to the upper floors Me - It's coming out of the roof Daughter - Don't worry it was an accident.

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