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JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-24-2017, 08:04 PM

I am looking to play in the World Series of Poker Main Event this year on July 8th at the Rio.

The investment is $10,000 and you will get to keep 75% of my winnings. Last year there were about 6,700 people in the tournament and the top 1,000 or so get paid out. (World Series of Poker - Official Tournament Coverage and Results)

I am also interested in playing in the $1,500 no limit tournament as well if someone wants to go half of full on that

For serious inquiries, send me a PM

Bladewire · 02-24-2017, 08:05 PM

Fuck off lying fake nic John1975 / JohnnyClips / JohnnyNight /Joshua G

EddyTheDog · 02-24-2017, 08:08 PM

Fucking hilarious - Why not ask one of your marine buddies?..

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-24-2017, 08:11 PM

We can either do the $10,000 main event or smaller ones like the $1,500 Millionaire Maker and the $1,500 Monster Stack and the $1,000 Little For One Drop.

So an investment of $4,000 for those smaller three tournaments...you get 75% of the winnings...

Peter Romero · 02-24-2017, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

I am looking to play in the World Series of Poker Main Event this year on July 8th at the Rio.

The investment is $10,000 and you will get to keep 75% of my winnings. Last year there were about 6,700 people in the tournament and the top 1,000 or so get paid out. (World Series of Poker - Official Tournament Coverage and Results)

I am also interested in playing in the $1,500 no limit tournament as well if someone wants to go half of full on that

For serious inquiries, send me a PM

Wait... you are going to BUY GFY & AVN and you don't have 10 grand?

Peter Romero · 02-24-2017, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Fuck off lying fake nic John1975 / JohnnyClips / JohnnyNight /Joshua G

Exactly!

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-24-2017, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Romero

Wait... you are going to BUY GFY & AVN and you don't have 10 grand?

Get $10,000 -> win main event -> buy GFY

sarettah · 02-24-2017, 08:27 PM

You have plenty of time to win that much. I mean you are the poker expert right? You go make it rain, right? You just throw that kind of money away every night, I mean you wouldn't have bullshitted about any of that, would you have?

If none of that works for you then put that MIT educated genius head of your's to work. I mean a true bonafide Genius like you should be able to figure out how to get a hold of $10 grand nice and quick.

Maybe use your Delta Force Marine training to go strong arm some drug dealers or some such. I mean with Delta Force training and your experience in Falujah you should be able to knock over some shit heads like that without breaking a sweat.

If none of that works then sell your ten speed for $50.00 to get your stake started and then work it from there. Every Taco Bell meal you skip will save you $2.00. Then I bet you are good enough at sucking dick to get $10 or $15 an hour working the alleys. Before you know it you will have your $10 grand unless your Hell's Angels friends take it from you while stretching your asshole.

Get to it dude. It's Trump's America boy. The land of opportunity. No more free rides.

.

Peter Romero · 02-24-2017, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

You have plenty of time to win that much. I mean you are the poker expert right? You go make it rain, right? You just throw that kind of money away every night, I mean you wouldn't have bullshitted about any of that, would you have?

If none of that works for you then put that MIT educated genius head of your's to work. I mean a true bonafide Genius like you should be able to figure out how to get a hold of $10 grand nice and quick.

Maybe use your Delta Force Marine training to go strong arm some drug dealers or some such. I mean with Delta Force training and your experience in Falujah you should be able to knock over some shit heads like that without breaking a sweat.

If none of that works then sell your ten speed for $50.00 to get your stake started and then work it from there. Every Taco Bell meal you skip will save you $2.00. Then I bet you are good enough at sucking dick to get $10 or $15 an hour working the alleys. Before you know it you will have your $10 grand unless your Hell's Angels friends take it from you while stretching your asshole.

Get to it dude. It's Trump's America boy. The land of opportunity. No more free rides.

.

What he said. Shit that's too short of a reply so I'll say it again... you're fulla shit dood.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-25-2017, 07:50 AM

A great opportunity here

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-25-2017, 01:42 PM

Anyone else?

Struggle4Bucks · 02-25-2017, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

I am looking to play in the World Series of Poker Main Event this year on July 8th at the Rio.

The investment is $10,000 and you will get to keep 75% of my winnings.

The 10K... Is that the tournament entrance fee including the travel ticket? Or are you going to swim to Rio?

Struggle4Bucks · 02-25-2017, 02:49 PM

That said... gambling with someone elses money is just pathetic...
You call "gambling" an investment?

TrashyContent · 02-25-2017, 03:00 PM

Do you play online ? What's your name if you do... plenty of staking sites out there if you have a good online presence...

JohnnyNight · 02-25-2017, 03:04 PM

Haha... Not me... I do not support ban and do not support deportation of people who came to US to work with support of American business....

You FuCKinG CRazY BAsTArDS...!!

LovinNothin · 02-25-2017, 09:26 PM

I'll chip in a dollar, caz that's all your skills are worth.

Dam!! I just lost a dollar.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-25-2017, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

The 10K... Is that the tournament entrance fee including the travel ticket? Or are you going to swim to Rio?

I live in Vegas, dumb ass!

Bladewire · 02-25-2017, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

I live in Vegas, dumb ass!

Proof or ban you lying piece of shit! All you do is talk like a geriatric hooker looking for a dimebag.

You are a trashy lying piece of fake shit!

My guess is you're a Filipino in the Philippines posting for 3 cents per post and collecting 2 cents for each post response.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-26-2017, 12:55 PM

Toe the top

pimpmaster9000 · 02-26-2017, 01:15 PM

First world high roller does not have 10k pfffft pathetic...

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-26-2017, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

First world high roller does not have 10k pfffft pathetic...

Where did I say that I don't have 10k?

LetterTwenty7 · 02-26-2017, 02:04 PM

What's your nick and best result online?

pimpmaster9000 · 02-26-2017, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Where did I say that I don't have 10k?

10k debt IRL op...

EddyTheDog · 02-26-2017, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Where did I say that I don't have 10k?

So you have 10K but are not willing to put it on the table yourself - Why would anyone else have confidence in you if you don't?...

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-26-2017, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

So you have 10K but are not willing to put it on the table yourself - Why would anyone else have confidence in you you if don't?...

are you dense?

EddyTheDog · 02-26-2017, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

are you dense?

Why, what am I missing?..

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-26-2017, 06:09 PM

Looks like I have two people interested in the $10,000 Main Event...DMs sent back, whoever sends the $10k first will be the one.

EddyTheDog · 02-26-2017, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Looks like I have two people interested in the $10,000 Main Event...DMs sent back, whoever sends the $10k first will be the one.

...

pimpmaster9000 · 02-26-2017, 06:30 PM

It's literally a race to fund jhonnyclips to gamble away their money! Amazing!

OneHungLo · 02-26-2017, 08:12 PM

Good luck Jonathan!!!

mechanicvirus · 02-26-2017, 08:17 PM

PBBC owns this man making the thread.

Struggle4Bucks · 02-27-2017, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

I live in Vegas, dumb ass!

This dumb ass has what you are begging for but what you will never get... naah nah nannaah nah...

Mickey_ · 02-27-2017, 07:11 AM

HowlingWulf · 02-27-2017, 11:00 AM

Or you can sponsor me for $10k and I'll let you keep all the winnings!
Better deal, right?

adultcalltakers · 02-27-2017, 11:06 AM

Im shit at maths (or math for you Yanks).

Whats 75% of fuck all?

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-27-2017, 11:48 AM

I'm going to be STACKING people left and right

JFK · 02-27-2017, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Romero

Wait... you are going to BUY GFY & AVN and you don't have 10 grand?

PornDiscounts-V · 02-27-2017, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

I live in Vegas, dumb ass!

Probably why you are broke.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-27-2017, 12:37 PM

Where did I say I was broke?

02-24-2017, 08:04 PM	#1
JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE Trump! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Rent free in Bladewire's head Posts: 6,442	Looking for a sponsor for the World Series of Poker 2017 Main Event - $10,000 I am looking to play in the World Series of Poker Main Event this year on July 8th at the Rio. The investment is $10,000 and you will get to keep 75% of my winnings. Last year there were about 6,700 people in the tournament and the top 1,000 or so get paid out. (World Series of Poker - Official Tournament Coverage and Results) I am also interested in playing in the $1,500 no limit tournament as well if someone wants to go half of full on that For serious inquiries, send me a PM

02-24-2017, 08:08 PM	#3
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02-24-2017, 08:27 PM	#8
sarettah see you later, I'm gone Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,057	You have plenty of time to win that much. I mean you are the poker expert right? You go make it rain, right? You just throw that kind of money away every night, I mean you wouldn't have bullshitted about any of that, would you have? If none of that works for you then put that MIT educated genius head of your's to work. I mean a true bonafide Genius like you should be able to figure out how to get a hold of $10 grand nice and quick. Maybe use your Delta Force Marine training to go strong arm some drug dealers or some such. I mean with Delta Force training and your experience in Falujah you should be able to knock over some shit heads like that without breaking a sweat. If none of that works then sell your ten speed for $50.00 to get your stake started and then work it from there. Every Taco Bell meal you skip will save you $2.00. Then I bet you are good enough at sucking dick to get $10 or $15 an hour working the alleys. Before you know it you will have your $10 grand unless your Hell's Angels friends take it from you while stretching your asshole. Get to it dude. It's Trump's America boy. The land of opportunity. No more free rides. . __________________ All cookies cleared!

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02-24-2017, 08:05 PM	#2
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02-24-2017, 08:11 PM	#4
JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE Trump! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Rent free in Bladewire's head Posts: 6,442	We can either do the $10,000 main event or smaller ones like the $1,500 Millionaire Maker and the $1,500 Monster Stack and the $1,000 Little For One Drop. So an investment of $4,000 for those smaller three tournaments...you get 75% of the winnings...

02-25-2017, 07:50 AM	#10
JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE Trump! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Rent free in Bladewire's head Posts: 6,442	A great opportunity here

02-25-2017, 01:42 PM	#11
JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE Trump! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Rent free in Bladewire's head Posts: 6,442	Anyone else?

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02-25-2017, 09:26 PM	#16
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02-26-2017, 12:55 PM	#19
JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE Trump! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Rent free in Bladewire's head Posts: 6,442	Toe the top

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JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE Trump! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Rent free in Bladewire's head Posts: 6,442	Looks like I have two people interested in the $10,000 Main Event...DMs sent back, whoever sends the $10k first will be the one.

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