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TCLGirls · 04-01-2017, 11:25 PM

Mike Pence is President

Smack dat · 04-01-2017, 11:32 PM

Trump wouldn't let that happen.

directfiesta · 04-01-2017, 11:39 PM

COMING SOON: Russian Translation

lol....

mce · 04-02-2017, 12:25 AM

Talk about planning ahead

brassmonkey · 04-02-2017, 12:39 AM

why does he have white cotton candy on his head? is that pineapple flavor??

bronco67 · 04-02-2017, 05:21 AM

That site is pretty funny. Here's a sample of his menu from the "what I ate" section:

Breakfast
3 Egg Whites with Mayonnaise Vinaigrette
4 Hard Boiled Eggs
Unbuttered White Toast
Corn Smoothie
Lunch
Turkey & Swiss Sandwich on White (Cut in 3 sections)
No Lettuce, No Tomatoes, Extra Mayo
Snack
14 Peanuts
Dinner
Dinosaur Nuggets
Mother's Spaghetti
Tall Glass Of Milk
Late Night Snack
14 Peanuts

bronco67 · 04-02-2017, 05:23 AM

From the "mother may I" section:

Dear Mother,
For many years I?ve slept in my comfortable pajamas--they zip from head to toe and are made of the softest red flannel. They were lovingly made for me on my nineteenth birthday by my dearly departed grandmother. Unfortunately, I?ve been suffering from some nightmare-induced cold sweats which have disintegrated the delicate fabric. I know my mother (wife) loves snuggling up to me when I?m wearing these P.J.s. I have to say I?ll miss our nights of hot chocolate and bible verse recitations in bed. Mother may I...buy a new pair of pajamas?
Sincerely,
M.P. in D.C.

Barry-xlovecam · 04-02-2017, 06:23 AM

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crockett · 04-02-2017, 07:49 AM

That's fucking awesome..

Grapesoda · 04-02-2017, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCLGirls

Mike Pence is President

did you click are you a homo?

Grapesoda · 04-02-2017, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

That site is pretty funny. Here's a sample of his menu from the "what I ate" section:

Breakfast
3 Egg Whites with Mayonnaise Vinaigrette
4 Hard Boiled Eggs
Unbuttered White Toast
Corn Smoothie
Lunch
Turkey & Swiss Sandwich on White (Cut in 3 sections)
No Lettuce, No Tomatoes, Extra Mayo
Snack
14 Peanuts
Dinner
Dinosaur Nuggets
Mother's Spaghetti
Tall Glass Of Milk
Late Night Snack
14 Peanuts

TheDynasty · 04-02-2017, 09:47 AM

bronco67 · 04-02-2017, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

You don't have the capacity for irreverent humor, so don't try.

Rochard · 04-02-2017, 10:18 AM

If Trump goes, Pence goes too. They both worked together with Russia.

nico-t · 04-02-2017, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

They both worked together with Russia.

The sad thing is that you mean it

Grapesoda · 04-02-2017, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

If Trump goes, Pence goes too. They both worked together with Russia.

so you think Hillary is going to be president? 'critical thinking error'

Grapesoda · 04-02-2017, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

You don't have the capacity for irreverent humor, so don't try.

and yet I posted this vid

oppoten · 04-02-2017, 05:22 PM

Joshua G · 04-02-2017, 05:41 PM

nice link OP. love the header...if you pack ass, click here....

AndyA · 04-03-2017, 10:43 AM

that's good... I think Mike Pence is the worst one of all... he plays that god card... like fuck him
I will bet my life mike pence has gay tendencies... no straight guy cares about gays that much

romeo22 · 04-03-2017, 11:51 AM

Another boring Mike Pence thread

Rochard · 04-03-2017, 12:08 PM

That is an awesome website. LOL.

Yanks_Todd · 04-04-2017, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

so you think Hillary is going to be president? 'critical thinking error'

Of course not. It will go to Paul Ryan who would be third in-line and is outside of the Russia scandal.

PaperstreetWinston · 04-04-2017, 06:57 AM

That is too gaddamn funny!

2MuchMark · 04-04-2017, 07:07 AM

Wow REALLY well done, and fucking hilarious too.

bronco67 · 04-04-2017, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

so you think Hillary is going to be president? 'critical thinking error'

When are you going to understand that this isn't about the election? It's about the idea of a foreign adversary meddling in our presidential election. Put another Republican in...who cares? As long as the one who was installed by Russia is removed.

This would be a big deal to you conservatives if Hilary won and all of this Russia smoke was everywhere.

JFK · 04-04-2017, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta

COMING SOON: Russian Translation

lol....

C H R I S · 04-04-2017, 01:12 PM

Well done. Bravo

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	From the "mother may I" section: Dear Mother, For many years I?ve slept in my comfortable pajamas--they zip from head to toe and are made of the softest red flannel. They were lovingly made for me on my nineteenth birthday by my dearly departed grandmother. Unfortunately, I?ve been suffering from some nightmare-induced cold sweats which have disintegrated the delicate fabric. I know my mother (wife) loves snuggling up to me when I?m wearing these P.J.s. I have to say I?ll miss our nights of hot chocolate and bible verse recitations in bed. Mother may I...buy a new pair of pajamas? Sincerely, M.P. in D.C. __________________

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