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crockett · 04-21-2017, 07:45 AM

Fuck Alex Jones and his nutter following..this is the mother fucking real conspiracy...

You know when you are browsing on your mobile phone and open a website.. The page starts loading, you see a link that you want to click, just as you put your finger on the link a ad pops up right in its place..

Fuck.... so you end up clicking the fucking ad by mistake, you hit back you wait for the fucking page to load.....you wait for that ad to load...but it doesn't your like fucking bitch ad you aren't fooling me..it doesn't load..so you resist..then finally say fuck it and click but the facking ad loads right then.....

I'm pretty certain they have little cameras in your touch screen that track your finger and the phone manufacturers sell their use to ad networks...

This shit is big...

Relic · 04-21-2017, 07:50 AM

get a real computer you bloody hipster.

Barry-xlovecam · 04-21-2017, 08:09 AM

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But the moment that really stood out was when Jones was asked if he smokes weed. Now, a normal human being would say "yes" or maybe "no." But Alex Jones isn't a normal human being. Instead this was his take:

Jones said he sometimes smokes marijuana ? nearly yearly ? ?to monitor its strength, which is how law enforcement does it.? He then added that he tested it because he believes it is now too strong ? a development he blamed on billionaire and political donor George Soros, whom he claimed in court has ?brain damaged a lot of people.?

I don't even know where to begin here. First, the idea that Jones smokes weed once a year to "monitor its strength" is lunacy. Why does he have to monitor its strength? Who assigned him this task? And "which is how law enforcement does it"? Does what? It's official police procedure to smoke weed once a year to monitor its strength? That certainly sounds like the made-up ramblings of a message-board troll,

Alex Jones Had the Most Alex Jones Excuse for Smoking Weed | GQ

Jones is a total nut case or professional troll

Relic · 04-21-2017, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

professional troll

Is their a DNA test for that? Would Bill Hicks be welcomed in Israel?

crockett · 04-21-2017, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Relic

get a real computer you bloody hipster.

so I see you had another mental breakdown...

Relic · 04-21-2017, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

so I see you had another mental breakdown...

Fuck off kool aid

Rochard · 04-21-2017, 09:03 AM

Alex Jones is a nut case.

Relic · 04-21-2017, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Alex Jones is a nut case.

04-21-2017, 07:45 AM	#1
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	The only "real" conspiracy out there.. Fuck Alex Jones and his nutter following..this is the mother fucking real conspiracy... You know when you are browsing on your mobile phone and open a website.. The page starts loading, you see a link that you want to click, just as you put your finger on the link a ad pops up right in its place.. Fuck.... so you end up clicking the fucking ad by mistake, you hit back you wait for the fucking page to load.....you wait for that ad to load...but it doesn't your like fucking bitch ad you aren't fooling me..it doesn't load..so you resist..then finally say fuck it and click but the facking ad loads right then..... I'm pretty certain they have little cameras in your touch screen that track your finger and the phone manufacturers sell their use to ad networks... This shit is big...

04-21-2017, 09:03 AM	#7
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,857	Alex Jones is a nut case. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

04-21-2017, 07:50 AM	#2
Relic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 10,300	get a real computer you bloody hipster.