United Airlines

[just a punk]

In Soviet America planes fly by you

[Bladewire]

In Russia passengers push the plane down the runway

[just a punk]

And we fuel them with vodka.

[klinton]

typical example of american carelessness that leads to disaster....PR disaster this time.....

it indeed does happen sometimes

[klinton]

and this is, my friend, typical example of russian love to chaos and disobey to technical standards, that also leads to disasters

Originally Posted by Bladewire

In Russia passengers push the plane down the runway

[Spunky]

After the drinks are served?

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by Spunky

After the drinks are served?

Unfortunately it has happened before ;)

[romeo22]

who would dare to fly with that plain

[CurrentlySober]

i cunt a4d2 fly...

[spads]

Originally Posted by klinton

typical example of american carelessness that leads to disaster....PR disaster this time.....

it indeed does happen sometimes

Unlike here in Eastern Europe where so much care is taken with everything :D . At least in the States there's an expectations that companies should give some fucks about their customers.

[ZiggiZiggiCrew]

[klinton]

dont know about which country you talk specifically ? maybe Bulgaria in 1997 ? or Czech Republic in 2017 ? :->> (that second could be true, one of the worst customer services in the world is in Czech :> )
in the country where I was born I dont recall my CC numbers being stolen, yet, while paying in online US shops that already happened two times for me, for two different cards.
"give me my fucking money" is the attitude of many businesses and people in America, thats my opinion.
illegal/shady upsells in porn memberships are also another example of that
but yeah, I agree that customer service in US will be much better than, lets say, Spain. generally speaking of course. or much better ALWAYS than in Czech Republic, thats for sure.
also, the recent hacks on CIA hacking tools and NSA hacking tools (im not talking about Snowden docs here, different thing) are also good examples of how good procedures and standards are being implemented in US. just like recent yahoo hacks for example too.

Originally Posted by spads

Unlike here in Eastern Europe where so much care is taken with everything :D . At least in the States there's an expectations that companies should give some fucks about their customers.

[klinton]

lol... your leader looks so sad, like a good host of home that malfunctions
worried father

Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew

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[Barry-xlovecam]

Alway get your boarding pass online 48-24 hrs before the flight. You won't get bumped -- you are already a boarded passenger on the airline computer

[Horatio Caine]

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

Alway get your boarding pass online 48-24 hrs before the flight. You won't get bumped -- you are already a boarded passenger on the airline computer

Thats not how it works. If airline has to bring crew from point A to point B so they can work on their assigned route, special algorithm selects lowest ranked revenue passenger based on his FF status, ticket revenue code and few other variables. Lowest ranked get the boot is no volunteers found.

[xXXtesy10]

Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew

[xXXtesy10]

[Bladewire]

Originally Posted by spads

At least in the States there's an expectations that companies should give some fucks about their customers.

Yes that passenger is going to be paid millions of dollars, and the other passengers that had to experience watching the event have been getting paid off by the airline.

[Sarn]

Originally Posted by xXXtesy10

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by Sarn

Funny because that's not Russia on the picture, posted by Indian shiteater. Look at the plates ;)

This is Russia, enjoy:







^ It mostly Russia and Ukraine, but the last scene is filmed in the USA BTW. Now I know what happened to flight 19 in 1945

[Paul Markham]

The latest news is a scorpion dropped onto a passenger's head. Lawyers are loving it.

[RyuLion]

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

The latest news is a scorpion dropped onto a passenger's head. Lawyers are loving it.

Scorpion stings passenger on United Airlines flight - CNN.com

[Busty2]

Those little fucker get everywhere. I stayed overnight in a motel in Arizona some years back. When i awoke the next morning i threw back the covers to get out of bed and noticed i had been sleeping with a white scorpion all night. Fucking freaked me the hell out. I flipped it onto the floor and beat the shit out it with a shoe. I was lucky i never got bit. The owners of the motel couldn't give a crap, like i was in the wrong for even mentioning it

[Daniel BongaCash]

Will not surprise if there is no decommission for that plane

[Relic]

This is me feigning outrage.

[Sasha BongaCash]

Originally Posted by Bladewire

In Russia passengers push the plane down the runway

haha this is how team spirit looks like!

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew

[TheDynasty]

Poor Puty