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Work out for your brain
I foound this really game with my friends where we ask eachother mind games questions.
Let's see if you know the answer to this : If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first? Answer that and then I'll post another one... or you guys can help me with other brainy questions :D |
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The room
To me stating that you're entering "a dark room" means you're inside a building where you wouldn't want to light a fire anyway. Also, it's dark but light enough for you to see the oil lamp, newspaper & kindling, and you're not cold. So flip the light switch and light the room, you might be able to see more stuff of interest. |
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You just walk right out of the room.
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Nope.
You do know that there are rooms that are not in office buildings, yes? Imagine you're in a..idk.. cabin in the woods and you only have those things. What do you light up first? |
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You would light the match first.
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There's no catalyst in the scenario creating the need to light anything. It's the middle of summer in a cabin in the woods, the moon is full and there's enough light in the room to see it's contents (newspaper, oil lamp, kindling).
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Yeeeeeeeeeeey!!! You are right!
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You're a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver's eyes?
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My eyes are brown.
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Ok, Mr Brainy- Brain.. LOL
Let's see if you can solve this one: A man buys a new car and goes home to tell his girlfriend. He goes the wrong way up a one way street, bumps into seven people, goes on the pavement and takes a shortcut through a public park. He is seen by a policeman but is not arrested. Why? |
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Oh! I have a little book called Two Minute Mysteries. They are little murder mysteries much like these questions. Endless entertainment, but some are a bit tough to figure out.
Two-Minute Mysteries by Donald J. Sobol ? Reviews, Discussion, Bookclubs, Lists The Case of the Green Pen Except for the ambulance attendants, Sheriff Monahan, and Dr. Haledjian there was nobody at the Meadowbrook Bowling Lanes, the only alleys in town, except a young woman sprawled by the front door with a knife in her back. "The lanes closed at midnight," said the sheriff. "One of my men discovered the body at 4 A.M., and I called you right away." "Dead about an hour," said Haledjian. "Who was she?" "Roberta Layne," replied the sheriff. "She just married Theodore Layne, a merchant captain, before he sailed for Hawaii last week. They have a little house on Bleaker Street." "Any suspects?" "Charlie Barnett - maybe. Roberta jilted him for Ted." Haledjian dropped a green fountain pen by the door. "Let's pay Mr. Barnett a visit." The suspect lived in a room behind the gasoline station he owned. Haledjian's first words were, "Do you know Roberta has been murdered?" "No!" gasped Barnett. "Well, that's enough for now," said Haledjian. Then, as if in afterthought, he added, "I must have dropped my fountain pen by the front door of the lanes where we found the body. I'm due in the city in an hour. Mind getting the pen for me and leaving it with the sheriff this morning?" Barnett looked uncertain. He shrugged. "Sure." Whe he brought the pen to the sheriff's office later that morning he was promptly arrested. Why? |
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2. I bought a new car, but it doesn't specify if I was driving at the time. It says "goes" not "drives". I think these work better in speech rather than text.
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你自己去他媽的
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Brain workout only in the nature
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Oh, very well done!
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Maybe a street lane while driving? But he specified front door.
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Thanks, now I want that book!
Even street lane is not used much to describe a location, the fact that he didn't even ask for clarification about what the Sheriff meant by "lane" is very suspect. I don't bowl a lot, do people call the place a bowling lane? Like let's go to a bowling lane? I always hear a bowling alley. |
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I got a headache with all this thinking
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Ok good to know but here is a thought.
Guess what? Lane and Layne (the girls last name) sound exactly the same right? So when the dude was hearing "lanes" he could've understood it as "Layne's" as in the Layne's residents front door. So if he was innocent he would've gone to the Layne's house (this is assuming he knew where she lived) and found no green pen, but instead he went to the bowling lanes and found it where they found the body, but I guess this puzzle is flawed since people call it bowling "lanes" too. |
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" "I must have dropped my fountain pen by the front door of the lanes where we found the body." The suspect would have heard the "Layne's" as he would have assumed the body would be at home. But he KNEW it was at the bowling alley and retrieved the pen correctly. |
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The Case of the Locked Room
"I think I've been taken for ten thousand dollars, but I can't figure out how it was done," said Archer Skeat, the blind violinist, to Dr. Haledjian, as the two friends sat in the musician's library. "Last night Marty Scopes dropped by," continued Skeat. "Marty had a ginger ale - and we got to chatting about the locked room mysteries till I made this crazy ten-thousand-dollar bet. "Marty then went to the bar over there, filled a glass with six cubes of ice and gave it to me. He took a bottle of ginger ale and left the room. "I locked the door and the windows from the inside, felt to make sure that Marty's glass held only ice, and put it into the wall safe behind you. Then I turned off the lights and sat down to wait. "The bet was that within an hour Marty could enter the dark, locked room, open the locked safe, take out the glass, remove the ice, pour in half a glass of ginger ale, lock the safe, and leave the room, locking it behind him - all without my hearing him! "When the alarm rang after an hour, I had heard nothing. Confidently, I unlocked the door. I kept Marty whistling in the hall when I crossed the room to the opposite wall and opened the safe. The glass was inside. By heavens, it was half filled with ginger ale and only ginger ale. I tasted it! How he do it?" "Undoubtedly by means of an insulated bag," replied Haledjian after a moment's thought. "There is nothing wrong with your hearing. But no man could have heard-" Heard what? ------------------ Sorry, this is an extremely easy one. |
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You can't hear ice melting? Confused... ![]() No idea how the ice turned into Ginger Ale. Bahhh, I don't know... these are difficult for me because their is too much filler/fluff.
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It would be logical that the ice was frozen ginger ale, but he made cubes of it and everything while talking to the blind guy I assume?
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Yeah I know, I ask that question myself, you can't just make ice in seconds, unless he had this idea way before hand and he froze those cubes and they "got to talking" about this bet and he had his ice ready somewhere. I don't know how else it could've been done, other than Marty set this thing all up way way before hand. What's odd is that why would he turn off the lights, he's blind anyways.
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I'm not sure I'm right, because I re-read the thing and it says " I made this crazy ten-thousand-dollar bet." so it wasn't even his bet. Back to drawing board lol
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Hmmm... True, it should be that he accepted the bet, not made the bet, for Marty to knowingly be prepared with the iced ginger ale.
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Yep. The blind guy knew Marty had "brought ginger ale" but he couldn't have known if he smuggled in some prepared ice cubes. Marty directed the conversation until the violinist made the bet, then put his plan into action. You can't hear ice melting.
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Death at Sunrise Inspector Winters raised the tattered window shade, letting morning light into the dingy room of Nick the Nose. In the courtyard four stories below, policemen were gathered around the shattered body of a young woman. "Let's hear it again," the inspector said to Nick. Nick, who hadn't sold one of his phony tips to the police in months, shifted nervously. "About sunrise I'm sitting in this chair reading the racing form," began the greasy little informer. "I got the insomnia, see? Suddenly I hear scuffling, and I see Mrs. Clark. She lives right across the court on the fourth floor. "Well, she's strugglig with a man in a uniform. He gives her a shove toward the window, and whammy, out she goes! "The first thing I think of is you -- maybe you'll figure it's suicide instead of murder. So I run down to the drugstore and telephone you. I stayed with the body till we came up here, just to keep everything like it was for you." Nick licked his lips. "I see the killer's face. I figure I can identify him or at least tell you what kind of uniform he had on. That ought to be worth something." "It is -- this!" growled the inspector, delivering his foot to the seat of Nick's pants. "Quite the appropriate payment," commented Haledjian when he heard of Nick's latest attempt at a payday. Why did Nick get the boot instead of the cash? |
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This was entertaining. Thank you Angel & Elli.
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Thank you guys for playing along! That was fun!
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I really had fun and I got to train my brain a bit.
Thank you Elli and GFED! <3 |
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You would need a striking surface to do that.
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I agree, thanks ladies!
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This one is harder! Or, potentially, very simple.
![]() The Case of the Bumped Head The express train running between New York and Los Angeles had to back up outside Chicago. Alas, the engineer stopped the train too suddenly while in reverse. Passengers tumbled like tenpins, incurring several suits against the railroad. "The stop happened at 9pm," said Mills, the railroad's insurance man, while discussing the incident with Dr. Haledjian. Mills related the biggest headache -- Ted Sheldon, a passenger who was suiing for one hundred thousand dollars. "At 8pm," said Mills, "Sheldon had the porter make up his berth in the last car. He claims he had just retired for the night when the stop occurred. "He says he was so forcefully jerked that his head struck the wall behind his pillows. "Because of terrific head pains, he says, he left the train at Chicago," concluded Mills. He showed Haledjian a Chicago doctor's affidavit that Sheldon had suffered a skull fracture. "You think Sheldon hurt his head somewhere else?" asked the sleuth. "If I can't disprove his story about his hitting his head in the Pullman berth, the company is going to have to settle." "You won't have any trouble," said Haledjian. Why not? |
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What's the answer to the last question? Curious.
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I think he would have hit his feet as the train was going in reverse.
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Angel shadow of my pennies?
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