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Bladewire · 05-05-2017, 10:03 AM

You need to apply by Sunday. Apply here

This company will pay you to drive around the country in a mobile wine bar

Union Wine Company ? known for its canned variety of vino ? is searching for a "Canbassador" (real title) to travel the United States this summer in a 1972 Citroën mobile wine bar.

Per the job listing, the Canbassador (still real title) will join the winery's Road Trip Events team in traveling to festivals, store openings, and other outdoor events to promote its canned offerings. And while the position requires anywhere from one to four months away from home, those weeks away include drinking wine, meeting lots of new people and living out of a van.

Beyond basic job requirements ? must be over 21; must be able to drive large vehicles, etc ? Oregon Wine Co.'s other ideal qualifications include:

"comfortable living on the road (i.e. sleeping in alternative spots, strange hours, minimal amenities)"

"high proficiency/aptitude for social media, photography, and design"

"good attitude and an appreciation for wine"

Is this you? Do you embrace canned wine as on par with its bottled brethren? Are you a self-described #VanLife convert?

escorpio · 05-05-2017, 10:20 AM

The only qualification he has is living in a van. He can't work with the public, he vehemently hates half the population.

nico-t · 05-05-2017, 03:27 PM

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The only qualification he has is living in a van.

crockett · 05-05-2017, 04:28 PM

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The only qualification he has is living in a van. He can't work with the public, he vehemently hates half the population.

The part of our population I dislike certainly wouldn't be at wine events. However I don't really need a job, I do fine on ebay & Amazon..

Bladewire · 05-05-2017, 04:37 PM

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The part of our population I dislike certainly wouldn't be at wine events. However I don't really need a job, I do fine on ebay & Amazon..

I didn't think you needed a job just seems like a cool thing to do, travel, get extra cash and get free alcohol

If I knew anything about van life I would apply it sounds like a lot of fun.

crockett · 05-05-2017, 04:42 PM

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I didn't think you needed a job just seems like a cool thing to do, travel, get extra cash and get free alcohol

If I knew anything about van life I would apply it sounds like a lot of fun.

It doesn't look like they'd let you sleep in it. I'm sure you'd be in hotels.

escorpio · 05-05-2017, 04:45 PM

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The part of our population I dislike certainly wouldn't be at wine events.

Really? Care to elaborate?

Bladewire · 05-05-2017, 04:47 PM

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Really? Care to elaborate?

People like you, that identify as straight but follow Gay men & blacks online like you wanna take a ride on the wild side while insulting them the way you never could to their face

A Mexican white nationalist, you really do take the cake

escorpio · 05-05-2017, 05:31 PM

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People like you, that identify as straight but follow Gay men & blacks online like you wanna take a ride on the wild side while insulting them the way you never could to their face

A Mexican white nationalist, you really do take the cake

Bladewire

Bladewire · 05-05-2017, 05:40 PM

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Bladewire

escorPio

escorpio · 05-05-2017, 05:43 PM

https://www.psychologytoday.com/test...lth-assessment

directfiesta · 05-05-2017, 05:55 PM

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The only qualification he has is living in a van. He can't work with the public, he vehemently hates half the population.

still more then Trump's qualification for president

nico-t · 05-06-2017, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

The part of our population I dislike certainly wouldn't be at wine events.

Nice simplistic generalization

wehateporn · 05-06-2017, 03:58 AM

crockett · 05-06-2017, 03:54 PM

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They don't have actual wine there.. It's where red hats go to whine..

TheDynasty · 05-06-2017, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

They don't have actual wine there.. It's where red hats go to whine..

Bladewire · 05-06-2017, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

They don't have actual wine there.. It's where red hats go to whine..

escorpio · 05-07-2017, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

They don't have actual wine there.. It's where red hats go to whine..

This is you.

And Bladewire

.

crockett · 05-07-2017, 08:14 AM

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This is you.

And Bladewire

.

Look like we are laughing our ass off at you....

Bladewire · 05-07-2017, 09:41 AM

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Look like we are laughing our ass off at you....

IRL Chaz is a 25% white Mexican alt-white fanboy you just can't make this stuff up

escorpio · 05-07-2017, 10:13 AM

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IRL Chaz is a 25% white Mexican alt-white fanboy you just can't make this stuff up

"Chaz"? Who the fuck is Chaz?

Bladewire

escorpio · 05-07-2017, 10:17 AM

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Look like we are laughing our ass off at you....

But we both know that's not the case, don't we?

Bladewire · 05-07-2017, 10:21 AM

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"Chaz"? Who the fuck is Chaz?

Bladewire

Oh!? Whats your name? What country/state are you in? What are your sites?

Surely you must assume you're not anonymous with all the shit you sling here

escorpio · 05-07-2017, 10:25 AM

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Oh!? Whats your name? What country/state are you in? What are your sites?

Surely you must assume you're not anonymous with all the shit you sling here

Has your mental illness pushed you into the stalker zone?

nico-t · 05-07-2017, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

They don't have actual wine there.. It's where red hats go to whine..

you should hit it off then since all you do is whine

Bladewire · 05-07-2017, 02:38 PM

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Has your mental illness pushed you into the stalker zone?

Every GFY profile asks for location, contact info, sites, etc. What are you afraid of?

Bladewire · 05-07-2017, 02:40 PM

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you should hit it off then since all you do is whine

nico-t · 05-07-2017, 03:36 PM

Bladewire getting prepped by his handlers to spread propaganda on gfy:

Relic · 05-07-2017, 05:18 PM

escorpio · 05-07-2017, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Every GFY profile asks for location, contact info, sites, etc. What are you afraid of?

Mentally ill faggot meth head stalkers.

Relic · 05-07-2017, 09:35 PM

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Mentally ill faggot meth head stalkers.

A fully legitimate concern.

nico-t · 05-08-2017, 01:25 AM

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Mentally ill faggot meth head stalkers.

He's sick in the head. He actually took the effort to find stuff on me, then posts the info on gfy. It doesn't even cross my mind to do that to some people on a forum who have a different opinion than me, yet for him it's normal to be that obsessed about strangers on a forum. Weirdo stalker for sure

Look Chang · 05-08-2017, 02:02 AM

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Very unique job opportunity...

05-05-2017, 10:03 AM	#1
Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,232	HEY Crockett! This might interest you You need to apply by Sunday. Apply here This company will pay you to drive around the country in a mobile wine bar Union Wine Company ? known for its canned variety of vino ? is searching for a "Canbassador" (real title) to travel the United States this summer in a 1972 Citroën mobile wine bar. Per the job listing, the Canbassador (still real title) will join the winery's Road Trip Events team in traveling to festivals, store openings, and other outdoor events to promote its canned offerings. And while the position requires anywhere from one to four months away from home, those weeks away include drinking wine, meeting lots of new people and living out of a van. Beyond basic job requirements ? must be over 21; must be able to drive large vehicles, etc ? Oregon Wine Co.'s other ideal qualifications include: "comfortable living on the road (i.e. sleeping in alternative spots, strange hours, minimal amenities)" "high proficiency/aptitude for social media, photography, and design" "good attitude and an appreciation for wine" Is this you? Do you embrace canned wine as on par with its bottled brethren? Are you a self-described #VanLife convert?

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escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 22,804	The only qualification he has is living in a van. He can't work with the public, he vehemently hates half the population.

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escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 22,804	https://www.psychologytoday.com/test...lth-assessment

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