Most people wash their hands after taking a piss I wash my hands BEFORE taking a piss - GoFuckYourself.com

ReggieDurango · 05-10-2017, 07:21 PM

Who knows what the hell I have been touching since my last hand wash!!? I don't want to touch my dick with unwashed hands!

And yes, I rinse my hands AFTER taking a piss too, to rinse off any residual piss.

Bladewire · 05-10-2017, 07:28 PM

Thats an excellent routine well done!

Clean hands BEFORE touching your dick minimizes your risk of getting brown dick syndrome

If you have a brown dick, you are not white. Forum

(Its a joke

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mikeet · 05-10-2017, 07:30 PM

OCD?

PaperstreetWinston · 05-11-2017, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

Who knows what the hell I have been touching since my last hand wash!!? .

You should know what you've been touching since your last wash. Unless you dont was as often as everyone else

CurrentlySober · 05-11-2017, 04:52 AM

I kill 2 birds with one stone by washing my hands with my piss, as I piss... Piss is sterile so my hands are left nice and clean. No need to waste water.

nico-t · 05-11-2017, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

Who knows what the hell I have been touching since my last hand wash!!? I don't want to touch my dick with unwashed hands!

And yes, I rinse my hands AFTER taking a piss too, to rinse off any residual piss.

Washing before is wise.

Washing after for your reason stated is not necessary, because i do not tend to piss on my hands.

AndyA · 05-11-2017, 05:38 AM

I always thought the exact same thing... as long as no piss touches my hands my cock is the cleanest part of my body at all times

bronco67 · 05-11-2017, 05:43 AM

If I take a piss at the gym, where I've just been handling a germ infested barbell that hundreds of other people have touched that day, I do the "no-hands" piss.

CaptainHowdy · 05-11-2017, 06:13 AM

I pee sitting down ...

nico-t · 05-11-2017, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I pee sitting down ...

ruff · 05-11-2017, 07:15 AM

Well most people like to take a shit. Me personally, I like to leave a shit.

Bladewire · 05-11-2017, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

Washing before is wise.

Washing after for your reason stated is not necessary, because i do not tend to piss on my hands.

You are uncut.

When you piss, piss gets on your dick skin.

You need to shake your dick after you piss, then wash your hands to get the residual piss off your hands you unclean Euro!

danep · 05-11-2017, 09:51 AM

Just make sure that you don't sneeze and piss at the same time, this is one golden shower you may wish to avoid...

ruff · 05-11-2017, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

You are uncut.

When you piss, piss gets on your dick skin.

You need to shake your dick after you piss, then wash your hands to get the residual piss off your hands you unclean Euro!

No matter how you wiggle or how you dance.
The last few drops go in your pants.

gnawledge · 05-11-2017, 12:48 PM

Yeah if I'm shopping I was my hands before and after. But if I'm at my house I don't need to.

ReggieDurango · 05-11-2017, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff

No matter how you wiggle or how you dance.
The last few drops go in your pants.

Hahahaha!

ReggieDurango · 05-14-2017, 12:45 PM

Bathroom bump!

Bladewire · 05-14-2017, 12:55 PM

mineistaken · 05-14-2017, 01:44 PM

Piss may be pretty clean/sterile.

I think bigger reason to wash afterwards is because you flushed (touched the button etc).

That one is more "dangerous" than your own sterile piss drop (and usually you do not get in on your hands anyway).

Matt 26z · 05-14-2017, 01:53 PM

There is no reason to wash your hands after peeing unless you rarely shower.

And piss is more sterile than the water that flows out of the faucet you use to wash your hands.

Struggle4Bucks · 05-14-2017, 01:54 PM

I Always have to wash my feet after taking a piss...

Bladewire · 05-14-2017, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Piss may be pretty clean/sterile.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z

There is no reason to wash your hands after peeing unless you rarely shower.

And piss is more sterile than the water that flows out of the faucet you use to wash your hands.

Not when you're uncircumcised unfortunately: (

The smegma under your dick skin contaminates the urine, even in microscopic amounts.

Matt 26z · 05-14-2017, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Not when you're uncircumcised unfortunately: (

The smegma under your dick skin contaminates the urine, even in microscopic amounts.

And yet uncircumcised men receive random blowjobs and the sucker thinks nothing of it.

SomeCreep · 05-14-2017, 02:26 PM

I wash my penis with other people's hands, after they piss.

Bladewire · 05-14-2017, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

And yet uncircumcised men receive random blowjobs and the sucker thinks nothing of it.

Clearly you suck random uncut cock and think nothing of it but most people inspect the dick they're putting in their mouth

chaze · 05-14-2017, 03:18 PM

Can you do both before and after?

thommy · 05-14-2017, 04:26 PM

it must be hard to be poor.
looks like you guys do not even have a piss-maid what does the in and out and holding part for you.

in my case it is not only the comfort - my doctor recommended not to lift anything heavy.

ReggieDurango · 06-23-2021, 07:49 AM

this deserves a bump

J. Falcon · 06-24-2021, 03:58 AM

Before and after are the way to go.

Klen · 06-24-2021, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

this deserves a bump

Did you copied this from torrente ?

ruff · 06-24-2021, 06:21 AM

It's always nice to re-visit such an important topic. I'm not shaking anybody's hand from this thread. Ever.

baodb · 06-24-2021, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire

Not when you're uncircumcised unfortunately: (

The smegma under your dick skin contaminates the urine, even in microscopic amounts.

You seem to be invested in cut dicks at an unhealthy level... you do realise that big parts of the world (not only Europe) are not practising your randomly selected tradition and are doing just fine?

masturbators · 06-24-2021, 06:17 PM

I wonder how much piss in on the knobs to turn the water in the sink at public bathrooms xD

ruff · 06-25-2021, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Not when you're uncircumcised unfortunately: (

The smegma under your dick skin contaminates the urine, even in microscopic amounts.

We wouldn't let the doctor circumcise our son when he was born. Why the fuck would anyone do that? We don't need our little toe either, but nobody's wacking that off. I got circumcised and I'm angry about that missing inch.

sarettah · 06-25-2021, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

And yes, I rinse my hands AFTER taking a piss too, to rinse off any residual piss.

Why do you pee on your hands?

.

sarettah · 06-25-2021, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff

I got circumcised and I'm angry about that missing inch.

An inch? Doc have shaky hands?

.

Tube Ace · 06-25-2021, 10:07 PM

Dude! I thought of this shit randomly a few weeks ago. Was this from an 80s movie or did I read it here four years ago? I swear it was a movie. Nvm I think this was it

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 06-26-2021, 11:56 AM

Another thread on handwashing after pissing?

You guys will stick your dick in a shit hole but then worry about what you've touched before touching your dick?

I mean it can't get any dirtier than sticking it in a shit hole.

This is your cue to chime in CS lol

CaptainHowdy · 06-26-2021, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Another thread on handwashing after pissing?

You guys will stick your dick in a shit hole but then worry about what you've touched before touching your dick?

I mean it can't get any dirtier than sticking it in a shit hole.

This is your cue to chime in CS lol

It is a burning question, if it burns while peeping that's another story . . .

romeo22 · 06-27-2021, 02:42 PM

All men do it after piss.

Are you a woman?

ReggieDurango · 06-28-2021, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by romeo22

All men do it after piss.

Are you a woman?

Hopefully women are also washing their hands

Lexi BongaCash · 06-28-2021, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

Piss may be pretty clean/sterile.

I think bigger reason to wash afterwards is because you flushed (touched the button etc).

That one is more "dangerous" than your own sterile piss drop (and usually you do not get in on your hands anyway).

This thread indeed deserves a bump

And I find this comment very reasonable

CurrentlySober · 06-28-2021, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

This is your cue to chime in CS lol

Well, as I was invited...

Basically I dont wash my hands ever, as it would be washing all the poo off, so therefore pointless. However, when it comes to taking a piss, I always like to stop slightly short, put my dick away, and finish off in my pants...

not enough so as the front of my pants get soaked and give the game away, but enough so I can enjoy the wet feeling in secret. As such, I suppose I kinda wash my dick and balls in my own piss when I put it away as opposed to my hands, so its kinda the same thing I suppose?

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