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Old 05-12-2017, 06:45 AM   #1
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Att Gfy: Please meet my new girlfriend.



Her name is Sarah and every day she tells me she loves me via long-distance psychic messages that I receive through an alien implant in my head.

Do not look at her, she is mine.
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Old 05-12-2017, 06:51 AM   #2
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I have a very similar imaginary girlfriend ...
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Old 05-12-2017, 06:53 AM   #3
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Old 05-12-2017, 06:59 AM   #4
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Great blowjob but makes terrible pancakes.... nice though
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Old 05-12-2017, 07:19 AM   #5
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Does she know she is your girlfriend ?
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Old 05-12-2017, 07:25 AM   #6
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Her name is Sarah and every day she tells me she loves me via long-distance psychic messages that I receive through an alien implant in my head.

Do not look at her, she is mine.
Stunning !!!
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Old 05-12-2017, 07:43 AM   #7
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Great blowjob but makes terrible pancakes.... nice though
Yes noticed that as well, she is just put-in way way too much eggs.
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Old 05-12-2017, 08:16 AM   #8
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Old 05-12-2017, 08:21 AM   #9
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Old 05-12-2017, 08:26 AM   #10
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:03 AM   #11
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:37 AM   #12
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Come on, everyone can have a wet dream.
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:55 AM   #13
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She sure is a hottie. Love me some Sarah Jean.
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Old 05-12-2017, 12:15 PM   #14
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