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2MuchMark · 09-05-2017, 07:52 AM

So the iPhone 8 is expected to be in stores on September 12th.

Today is September 5th, and I am getting my camping gear ready to camp outside the Apple store near me starting tonight, or hopefully this afternoon if I can make it there in time.

If I bring 8 cucumber-instilled waters to drink per day, will I need the same amount to pee in?

Thanks in advance.

CurrentlySober · 09-05-2017, 08:01 AM

i cunt a4d an iphone 8...

onwebcam · 09-05-2017, 08:10 AM

Sounds like the gayest camping trip ever.

RandyRandy · 09-05-2017, 08:19 AM

Depending on how much and when you drank previously to drinking the 8 cucumber-infused* waters, yes you should be able to use the 8 used up containers as pee receptors. Personally, I would bring an extra bottle to start off with.

Also, be careful not to mix up the fresh cucumber-infused water bottles with those used as pee receptors. Though I'd imagine they would taste similar.

*I fixed instilled for infused. But what do I know. I use a Xiaomi MiMax 2, which often gets mistaken for an IPhone Plus.

ruff · 09-05-2017, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

So the iPhone 8 is expected to be in stores on September 12th.

Today is September 5th, and I am getting my camping gear ready to camp outside the Apple store near me starting tonight, or hopefully this afternoon if I can make it there in time.

If I bring 8 cucumber-instilled waters to drink per day, will I need the same amount to pee in?

Thanks in advance.

Perhaps you should take at serious look at your priorities in life. I assume you are camping out to pay an inflated price for a iPhone so you can have one before a shitpot of other people you don't even know? Get yourself a Samsung Galaxy 8, a Starbucks Cafe Latte with 4 raw sugars, and pee in the bathroom.

CaptainHowdy · 09-05-2017, 08:30 AM

You can always drink your own pee ...

Zeiss · 09-05-2017, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

So the iPhone 8 is expected to be in stores on September 12th.

Today is September 5th, and I am getting my camping gear ready to camp outside the Apple store near me starting tonight, or hopefully this afternoon if I can make it there in time.

TheDynasty · 09-05-2017, 09:13 AM

grab me one while your at it

pimpmaster9000 · 09-05-2017, 09:20 AM

Use the cucumbers whole...insert them in to your rectum like the typical iPhone user...

Lewis11 · 09-05-2017, 10:55 PM

Get the iphone

Bladewire · 09-05-2017, 10:56 PM

Are you there now Mark?

Bladewire · 09-07-2017, 03:13 PM

Did you get your IPhone 8 ?

Rochard · 09-07-2017, 03:26 PM

I'll never understand why anyone would wait in line for some new gadget.

I hate to break this to you, but it's a phone. Might even be a little bit better than my phone. But is it going to change your life? Your world? No, of course not.

wehateporn · 09-07-2017, 04:18 PM

Life is better without a phone IMHO

Bladewire · 09-07-2017, 05:10 PM

I'm afraid something's happened to Mark! Maybe he ran out of water while camping out in line? Battery dead? I hope he's ok

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RandyRandy Clips still sell! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Crown Heights, Brooklyn Posts: 1,708	Depending on how much and when you drank previously to drinking the 8 cucumber-infused* waters, yes you should be able to use the 8 used up containers as pee receptors. Personally, I would bring an extra bottle to start off with. Also, be careful not to mix up the fresh cucumber-infused water bottles with those used as pee receptors. Though I'd imagine they would taste similar. *I fixed instilled for infused. But what do I know. I use a Xiaomi MiMax 2, which often gets mistaken for an IPhone Plus.

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