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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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How to make 1000s of affiliate sales really easily...
Here it is guys - The holy grail of internet tips.
Sit down, strap in, and we shall begin. Simply release an encryption ransomware /malware into the wild, just like others have, but instead of making them pay the 'ransom' via bitcoins to get their files unlocked.... Simply provide a link to a pornsite that you are an affiliate of! Once they click, sign up, you check you've been credited your 50%, then you send them the unlock code ![]() Much simpler than messing around with bitcoins and shit, and I'm pretty sure that its not specifically listed as being against the TOS of most programs... So what you waiting for? Knock yourselves out! Go release that malware and watch the sales flood in... You're Welcome ! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I need a beer
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Something doesn't sound right
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It's 42
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Thats a new angle -- don't forget some cross-sells and rebills
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yes, and then enjoy all the chargebacks with a -$30 penalty fee on top
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So Fucking Banned
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Cool story...
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to op., they are accepting btc , becuase its irreversible.
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SSD Cloud Server, VPS Server, Simple Cloud Hosting | DigitalOcean
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It's 42
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after you got their money, you are fucking gone --fools
we are talking a scam here. Phony passports or credentials -- kids today LMAO |
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People like to shout loudly that they have had their files encrypted and that they have had to pay $300 in bitcoins etc, and everyone says 'Oh dear, how terrible for you - Thats awful. I feel so sorry for you' etc... But are these same people going to be so vocal that they were asked to join, and did join, xxxslutsonheat.com ? They will be ashamed that people will think they are perverts and simply pay the $29.99 to join the site in order to remain anonymous... You see, I have really thought this one out... ![]() |
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StraightBro
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This is something MrMaxwell would do
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I personally am not speaking of a scam though. I fully suggest that you do send a code to encrypt. Along with a 'special offer' link for a few other sites they may like...
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