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Videochat Solutions
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Canada
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A short love story
A Short Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying "Ma'am, I"m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I"m awfully cold" "I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight......let"s pretend that we"re married" "Wow! That"s a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted. The End
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: From this www and beyond!
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,492
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I wood have shat the bunk and listened to it drip...
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Confirmed Fetishist
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Fetishland
Posts: 11,521
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don't forget to piss all over it too
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