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TheDynasty · 12-08-2017, 02:27 PM

Each page features a childlike Trump ― which some might say is remarkably accurate ― and rhyming verses like:

?The windows are dark in D.C.

Your staff huddles down to silently weep

I?ll read you one last story from InfoWars

If you promise you?ll then go to sleep.?
The book?s author, John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci ― which we suspect might be a pen name ― said he hopes a copy makes its way into the hands of White House staff. After all, he said, the book?s soothing tones might calm down the president enough that he sleeps more than three hours a night.

?That?s the dream,? Huckamucci told HuffPost. ?Maybe his advisers should tell him he can rage against the world tomorrow.?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...=us_weird-news

EonBlue · 12-08-2017, 05:15 PM

That's great. I'm sure it will be an international bestseller and go down in history as one of the great classics.

But what the hell is a "John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci"?

Bladewire · 12-08-2017, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDynasty

Each page features a childlike Trump ― which some might say is remarkably accurate ― and rhyming verses like:

?The windows are dark in D.C.

Your staff huddles down to silently weep

I?ll read you one last story from InfoWars

If you promise you?ll then go to sleep.?
The book?s author, John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci ― which we suspect might be a pen name ― said he hopes a copy makes its way into the hands of White House staff. After all, he said, the book?s soothing tones might calm down the president enough that he sleeps more than three hours a night.

?That?s the dream,? Huckamucci told HuffPost. ?Maybe his advisers should tell him he can rage against the world tomorrow.?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...=us_weird-news

That's awesome!

Mr Pheer · 12-08-2017, 09:13 PM

It's not at all what I was thinking. It doesnt say bitcoin anywhere.

12-08-2017, 02:27 PM	#1
TheDynasty See Signature Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: noneya Posts: 5,882	This Book?s Title Says What We?re All Thinking About Donald Trump Each page features a childlike Trump ― which some might say is remarkably accurate ― and rhyming verses like: ?The windows are dark in D.C. Your staff huddles down to silently weep I?ll read you one last story from InfoWars If you promise you?ll then go to sleep.? The book?s author, John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci ― which we suspect might be a pen name ― said he hopes a copy makes its way into the hands of White House staff. After all, he said, the book?s soothing tones might calm down the president enough that he sleeps more than three hours a night. ?That?s the dream,? Huckamucci told HuffPost. ?Maybe his advisers should tell him he can rage against the world tomorrow.? https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...=us_weird-news __________________ Try out WP-SCRIPT The Best Tube Script

12-08-2017, 05:15 PM	#2
EonBlue Apocalypse Industry Role: Join Date: May 2007 Location: Limbo Posts: 3,043	That's great. I'm sure it will be an international bestseller and go down in history as one of the great classics. But what the hell is a "John Spreincer McKellyanne Huckamucci"?

12-08-2017, 09:13 PM	#4
Mr Pheer Living inside your head. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In your AirBNB Posts: 20,563	It's not at all what I was thinking. It doesnt say bitcoin anywhere.