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![]() ![]() Police in Australia are hunting a burglar who stole a life-sized sex doll called 'Dororthy' from an adult shop. The break-in happened at 'SexyLand' a store in Moorabbin in the state of Victoria over the weekend. Detectives released CCTV images of a man wearing a balaclava who arrived around 6am on Sunday in a white Ford Transit van. It is believed the offender gained access to the store using bolt cutters to get through the fence and a fire hydrant to access the store. He stole a sex doll called 'Dorothy' which stands 5ft 5in tall and is valued at 4,495 Australian dollars, around £2,500. ![]()
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Don't look at me.
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StraightBro
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Living inside your head.
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She's fucked now.
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StraightBro
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Fake Nick 1.0
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She is pretty hot just not sure I'd do time for her.
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StraightBro
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^^^ GFED funny for once
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that guy is my hero
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Living The Dream
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We're not in Kansas anymore Toto.
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So Fucking Fabulous
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people do time for much uglier women.
![]() Ok, fess up which GFYer is this? With all the sex doll talk on here lately who decided they had to have her? ![]()
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I can picture this guy humming the Mission Impossible theme song while sneaking into the building.
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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So Fucking Banned
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Sexpat
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I never imagined fucking a doll before but ...
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