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astronaut x · 12-18-2017, 09:47 PM

I dedicate this thread to Trump drinking water like a bitch.

The fact is, a guy who drinks water this way, cannot effectively use one hand to do so. The guy who boasts stamina as one of his strong points most likely does not have enough arm strength to do it without shaking. #sad #nostamina #likeabitch

astronaut x · 12-18-2017, 09:50 PM

astronaut x · 12-18-2017, 09:51 PM

Rochard · 12-18-2017, 10:29 PM

Fake news. He is just used to drinking with a straw.

Bladewire · 12-18-2017, 10:38 PM

How many tiny hands does it take to help Trump take a drink of water?

Bladewire · 12-18-2017, 10:43 PM

Acepimp · 12-18-2017, 10:56 PM

Get some facts, clueless libs

Bladewire · 12-18-2017, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp

Pathetic your talents are relegated to defending a cucks beta status

Look Chang · 12-18-2017, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Fake news. He is just used to drinking with a straw.

Acepimp · 12-19-2017, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Pathetic your talents are relegated to defending a cucks beta status

What's pathetic is you clowns posting dumb shit like this all day

Major (Tom) · 12-19-2017, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Pathetic your talents are relegated to defending a cucks beta status

Bladey, only libs, more specifically the whiny left, alt left, progressives are cuck betas. You sound like a certain race who may or may not have more or less melanin, trying to take back a certain word. Come on Soy Boy. Stop trying to derail dialogue by using terms incorrectly.

Look Chang · 12-19-2017, 01:48 AM

America Thirst

NatalieK · 12-19-2017, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp

Get some facts, clueless libs

seriously, you don´t believe all the shit you post do you?

RedFred · 12-19-2017, 05:46 AM

MiamiBoyz · 12-19-2017, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

seriously, you don´t believe all the shit you post do you?

directfiesta · 12-19-2017, 08:08 AM

one hand ......

beerptrol · 12-19-2017, 08:24 AM

His lips are only for Putin's ass. hence the straw and sippy cup

2MuchMark · 12-19-2017, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp

What's pathetic is you clowns posting dumb shit like this all day

LOL! Butthurt much?

PR_Glen · 12-19-2017, 08:52 AM

Pretty low on the totem pole for reasons to make fun of him. He's an older man, probably has some issues with his hands. His actions are a much more important target.

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Bladey, only libs, more specifically the whiny left, alt left, progressives are cuck betas. You sound like a certain race who may or may not have more or less melanin, trying to take back a certain word. Come on Soy Boy. Stop trying to derail dialogue by using terms incorrectly.

there's nothing alpha about political zealots in general... no matter what your favourite sports team is.

CaptainHowdy · 12-19-2017, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

That happened to me recently

...

Look Chang · 12-19-2017, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

If I had earned $10 every time I wanked, I would be a millionaire now.

imabro · 12-19-2017, 07:21 PM

Because billionaires are always drinking from little plastic bottles.

He didn't want to spill.

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

one hand ......

Bottle vs glass

mineistaken · 12-19-2017, 07:31 PM

Tolerant way

Google Expert · 12-19-2017, 07:33 PM

it's a respectful zen gesture, to mindfully hold your drink with both hands

mineistaken · 12-19-2017, 07:39 PM

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it's a respectful zen gesture, to mindfully hold your drink with both hands

Zen emperor Donald

bronco67 · 12-19-2017, 08:19 PM

A sociopath like Trump has convinced himself that all lies are truth, but deep in his subconscious mind there's a rogue pocket of gray matter sending a message by carrier pigeon to his hypothalamus that a giant lie is being told and he needs water to moisten his dry lying mouth. He doesn't know why it's dry. He just knows he needs water and since man servant Patsy isn't there to serve him Pellegrino from a golden chalice, he has to use the Poland Spring bottle in front of him...like the common peasants he shits on every day.

So it doesn't go well and he ends up looking like someone who never drinks water from a plastic bottle. Because that's who he is. Someone who never does the things the rest of us do.... like drink from plastic water bottles, drive cars and not fuck everyone over.

Bladewire · 12-19-2017, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

A sociopath like Trump has convinced himself that all lies are truth, but deep in his subconscious mind there's a rogue pocket of gray matter sending a message by carrier pigeon to his hypothalamus that a giant lie is being told and he needs water to moisten his dry lying mouth. He doesn't know why it's dry. He just knows he needs water and since man servant Patsy isn't there to serve him Pellegrino from a golden chalice, he has to use the Poland Spring bottle in front of him...like the common peasants he shits on every day.

So it doesn't go well and he ends up looking like someone who never drinks water from a plastic bottle. Because that's who he is. Someone who never does the things the rest of us do.... like drink from plastic water bottles, drive cars and not fuck everyone over.

Well said

nico-t · 12-20-2017, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

A handjob must be most useless sex act with someone; you can always do it better yourself

JFK · 12-20-2017, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp

What's pathetic is you clowns posting dumb shit like this all day

what's even more pathetic, is me being in here and looking at it

NatalieK · 12-20-2017, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by imabro

Because billionaires are always drinking from little plastic bottles.

He didn't want to spill.

Bottle vs glass

no idiot, it´s security measures, nothing to do with spilling or being a billionaire.

A glass can have anything dropped into it, a sealed bottle cannot. It was sealed when he opened it...

astronaut x · 12-20-2017, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

A handjob must be most useless sex act with someone; you can always do it better yourself

Then why don't you go and fuck yourself while you are at it?

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,035	A sociopath like Trump has convinced himself that all lies are truth, but deep in his subconscious mind there's a rogue pocket of gray matter sending a message by carrier pigeon to his hypothalamus that a giant lie is being told and he needs water to moisten his dry lying mouth. He doesn't know why it's dry. He just knows he needs water and since man servant Patsy isn't there to serve him Pellegrino from a golden chalice, he has to use the Poland Spring bottle in front of him...like the common peasants he shits on every day. So it doesn't go well and he ends up looking like someone who never drinks water from a plastic bottle. Because that's who he is. Someone who never does the things the rest of us do.... like drink from plastic water bottles, drive cars and not fuck everyone over. __________________