?Trump Was Merely Sharing The Gospel With That Porn Star,? Explains Jim Bakker - GoFuckYourself.com

2MuchMark · 01-25-2018, 08:15 AM

Wow! I was so wrong about Trump.

'Trump Was Merely Sharing The Gospel With That Porn Star,' Explains Jim Bakker

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?Trump Was Merely Sharing The Gospel With That Porn Star,? Explains Jim Bakker

BLUE EYE, MO?Squashing accusations that President Trump had a sexual encounter with porn star ?Stormy Daniels? while he was married to Melania, televangelist Jim Bakker explained to his audience Friday that he had confirmed that Trump was merely scheduling private time with the woman in a hotel suite in order to share with her the good news of Jesus Christ, as he had become acquainted with her and was very concerned that she was not a Christian.

?It is preposterous to assert that a virtuous believer like Mr. Trump would cheat on his beautiful wife so callously, and while their child was only months old,? a solemn Bakker said into the camera as colorful balloons provided a backdrop for some reason. ?He was so concerned with the eternal state of Miss Daniels? soul that he scheduled some alone time with just the two of them, so he could share with her how Jesus Christ had changed his life and how He could also save her from her sins.?

Nearly choking up with tears, Bakker went on to explain how much he loves and looks up to Trump as a model saint.

?Our president even arranged through his attorney to give this woman $130,000 in an attempt to help rescue her from the destructive adult film industry and get her life back on track. What a man of God!?

The televangelist ended his broadcast by wagering that there were probably ?many, many more? sex-industry workers like Daniels who could tell a similarly inspiring story about President Trump.

Wow.

directfiesta · 01-25-2018, 08:29 AM

coming from a felon and a wife cheater .... nice pair ...

beerptrol · 01-25-2018, 08:56 AM

You do know that's a religiously-oriented humor site

sarettah · 01-25-2018, 09:28 AM

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The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.

Thank god for that.

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Robbie · 01-25-2018, 09:43 AM

1. It's a satire site...Mark you may be so intent on being anti-Trump and wanting to believe bad things related to him that you got taken in by a joke.

2. Mark, what the hell are you doing even looking for stuff like that? Lol!
Get back to work!

Rochard · 01-25-2018, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

1. It's a satire site...Mark you may be so intent on being anti-Trump and wanting to believe bad things related to him that you got taken in by a joke.

2. Mark, what the hell are you doing even looking for stuff like that? Lol!
Get back to work!

Don't ever lose your sense of humor Robbie.

celandina · 01-25-2018, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

You do know that's a religiously-oriented humor site

No different then CNN

beerptrol · 01-25-2018, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by celandina

No different then CNN

Keep telling yourself that....Oh wait! You can't think for yourself and rely on Breitbart and Fox news to do that!

Acepimp · 01-25-2018, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

Keep telling yourself that....Oh wait! You can't think for yourself and rely on Breitbart and Fox news to do that!

Except that CNN has been caught dozens of times broadcasting fake news in the past year. This is not opinion, it's fact. If you think CNN is real but Hannity is fake, you might be an idiot.

Steve Rupe · 01-25-2018, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp

Except that CNN has been caught dozens of times broadcasting fake news in the past year. This is not opinion, it's fact. If you think CNN is real but Hannity is fake, you might be an idiot.

In your case one can remove the word "might". As I have previously stated you are just background noise with no credibility.

OneHungLo · 01-25-2018, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp

Except that CNN has been caught dozens of times broadcasting fake news in the past year. This is not opinion, it's fact. If you think CNN is real but Hannity is fake, you might be an idiot.

CaptainHowdy · 01-25-2018, 11:57 AM

... I'd spread my gospel across a couple of pornstars as well.

Acepimp · 01-25-2018, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Rupe

In your case one can remove the word "might". As I have previously stated you are just background noise with no credibility.

^^ Says the clown who thinks 2 planes can bring down 3 large steel buildings, and who thinks Obama's birth certificate isn't a fake, even tho his lawyers admitted it, and it's been proven a forgery by forensic experts!

Keep watching CNN Steve Dupe

mechanicvirus · 01-25-2018, 01:15 PM

This threads shows who really has a hard time understanding sarcasm.

astronaut x · 01-25-2018, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp

Except that CNN has been caught dozens of times broadcasting fake news in the past year. This is not opinion, it's fact. If you think CNN is real but Hannity is fake, you might be an idiot.

If you think Hannity is real, then YOU ARE a fucking idiot.

2MuchMark · 01-25-2018, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

You do know that's a religiously-oriented humor site

Shhhhhh!!!!

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Originally Posted by Robbie

1. It's a satire site..

Shhhhh!!!! shhh!!!

Sarn · 01-25-2018, 02:34 PM

beerptrol · 01-25-2018, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp

Except that CNN has been caught dozens of times broadcasting fake news in the past year. This is not opinion, it's fact. If you think CNN is real but Hannity is fake, you might be an idiot.

I might be, but you are a confirmed idiot! Go back to watching your anti american channel aka Chump tv, I mean Fox News!

Say what you want about CNN but they are not attacking the FBI in order to muddy the water to save Chump

JFK · 01-26-2018, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

... I'd spread my gospel across a couple of pornstars as well.

Bless you !

Grapesoda · 01-27-2018, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Wow! I was so wrong about Trump.

'Trump Was Merely Sharing The Gospel With That Porn Star,' Explains Jim Bakker

Wow.

if anyone would know.... baker would besides trump is in the xxx church

seeandsee · 01-27-2018, 06:40 AM

trump is president, who cares

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